But Timothee Not Only Made Hamas Jokes On SNL But Is Literally Dating And Fucking A Zionist In Kylie

lovesick lily who's just as mad for James and practices steamy pick-up lines on all of her friends to try and be more... sexy?

(Warnings!! Suggestive but not descriptive, nothing but bad pickup lines)

To peter: 'are you the sun? cause you're making me red and wet all over,' which was an immediate no and an insanely loud cackle from Benjy who tried his best to be a good friend and remain serious.

To remus: 'are you a broom? cause I wanna ride you till my legs are shaking,' a maybe, since remus started to blush but that was mostly cause lily said it while helping him apply oil to his scars while in his lap and remus always got nervous in close proximity.

To marlene: 'are you treacle tart? cause... stop laughing!' a no since she couldn't actually finish it because marlene was picturing james 'dick drawing' potter having sex and couldnt stop laughing since she imagined him making the same grandpa noises as he did during practice.

And last, but not least; from sirius, since he didn't want to picture his everything-but-blood brother shagging his everything-but-the-ring sister-in-law because 'do you really think james cares if you're sexy or not? You could show up dressed as a crazy cat lady with the hair-curlers and nightgown and ugly slippers and he'd still think you're the hottest and prettiest thing- ow! woman! he's ever seen. Stop worrying!'

which made lily realise she was being silly, and that if james really broke up with her cause she wasn't sexy enough, he wasn't worth it any way. (She still used the pickup lines on him just to see his reactions and wasn't disappointed when his jaw literally dropped and his pupils dilated)

i couldn't fix him but i could giggle and kick my feet as he tells me all his wrongdoings

FUCK RICK RIORDIAN, FUCK NEIL GAIMEN, FUCK ALL THE SELLOUTS WHO'D TURNS A BLIND EYE TO GENOCIDE FOR ANOTHER BILL IN THEIR WALLET.

One of the things that pisses me off most about this genocide and overall occupation is how many people say it's so complicated and there's so much nuance and there isn't one easy solution. This is one of the simplest things I have ever seen. Zionists invaded palestine in 1947-48. They have occupied it for 76 years while taking more and more land. They kidnap and torture and massacre Palestinians day in day out for those 76 years. They control every aspect of Palestinian life, including their water and medical care. And now they are committing another genocide against them. Where is the complication? What is hard to understand? "Well, Jewish people need a place where they won't be discriminated against" I absolutely agree. So make every country in the world safe for Jewish people. Fight against anti Semitism across the world. Don't commit a genocide and set up an ethnostate.

the day people stop making moonwater/moonseeker about sirius is the day i'll finally know peace

I see people talk abt how they're gonna watch the new stranger things season because 'i'm just one person so it doesn't matter if I watch it' and im appalled and shocked until I realise they have a Billy Hargrove pfp and love Noah Shnapp (idk how to spell his name) so they were never gonna stand for shit anyways

unpopular opinion below!!! U were warned! (talk of drugs!!! implied? rosekiller + moonwater + limes n platonic!moonflower {they so cute tho lowk my guilty pleasure ship})

I LOVE no voldy!Remus who's just a silly little guy

he doesn't think about what he's saying and he's kind of judgemental but his loyalty has no end, I guess without voldy the hardest test it faces is James and Sirius fighting about their favourite quidditch team.

I do believe in stoner Remus!! But I don't like cigarette smoker Remus because I feel like he's too worried about the full moon to worry about feeling his lungs burning and having to take the time to shakily roll cigarettes... and he hates the smell.

stoner! Rem who's just really clingy when he's high. Is one of his friends sitting next to him? He's pulling them into his lap and burying his head into their neck just to feel their warmth.

he does it with Lily too even after she and James get together- James truly doesn't mind because he loves being cuddled by Remus too. It's not an excuse for Remus to be romantically close to any of them by any means- he doesn't discriminate from Peter to Evan (Barty doesn't like to be held or hold someone other than by the hand so he's cool with it... for the most part) and Marlene to Dorcas, all that matters is their friendship and warmth.

if he had to choose a favourite though, regulus or Lily easily. He loves how they always have a soft smell to them, lily of hibiscus and regulus of different types of weed. Least favourites? Probably Sirius and Evan because they usually reek of cigarettes and because Sirius always moves too frequently to truly be comfortable for Remus so he usually just shoves him off and searches for someone else with heavy-lidded eyes.

Is Noah the only person you wanna fuck? The Duffers, Shawn Levy, Matthew Modine, Millie's fiance Jake, Timothee Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, Harry Styles are all pro Israel too

Yes, they are? I'm not sure how to respond to this. I dont interact and actively avoid hollywoods fav celebrities as such listed because there's a reason the racist community loves them so. I mentioned noah specifically because he's the most outwardly pro-Israel and the one most people know about. Most people excuse noah, primarily white queer people who say they don't care about politics, because he's gay and "good for representation and bringing down the straight norm in Hollywood" (which there's like fifteen different better answers if ur looking for someone like that but Hollywood as a whole is fucked if you haven't realised that already so it's pointless to try and teach an old racist sexist homophobic new progressive tricks)

With celebrities like Timothee, people usually excuse him with a "well he never outwardly said that" or "it was just a joke! Grow up!" So it's harder to get people to see that cracking jokes like that is basically just showing how complacent you are in the genocide and how little you value the lives of Palestinians, and generally just brown people as a whole.

They will never be fully canceled because there will always be people who don't care enough about that tiny little inconvenience of being unable to binge their favourite show rather than stop consuming to prove that we're not blind and see shit they try and hide. This is probably phrased horribly but I hope I got what I was trying to say across

can yall stop tagging "moonwater/moonseeker" for your hc about remus and regulus being friends. the ship tag is FULL of this platonic bs and its impossible to actually find romantic stuff. like no, i dont want to look at posts about them being besties, i want to read about them kissing!!

why do so many super-sub reader fics pop up on my dash please 😭😭 the writing is always amazing but it's also so unimmersive with borderline (IF NOT ACTUAL) abuse and constant fetishisation on bb/lg like it's so gross why are you describing reader like a CHILD and why is she calling the guy you just described in a hyper masculine way 'DADDY' like

everyone's into something someone else may not be but when its actually disgusting the way some of them write shit that caters to borderline pedophiles jus sayin