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Libby pov
Okay so Libby you were in your own home, when worms began eating through your floors, a group of worms so large they tangled themselves in each other
They told you they needed help, to find a girl and bring her back to them
They told you that this girl should be in the mountains far south of your home, and you akwardly refused because you needed to stay home for schooling and such but then the worms rose revealing more and more worms falling and rising like a spout of water
They told you that you may not refuse, or else they would take you instead
they were sure they could make you look like her
And so you took your horse that may or may not have also been stolen and you made your way south
You make your way to a wall that stretches as far as the eye can see, the only thing in the smooth stone a gate that sat wide open
you pass through and find two women
one vaugle matching the description of the girl the worms asked for
HELLO THERE *ahem*
"So uh,, lovely weather we are having huh?
I guess what I'm trying to say is, you must come with me!" Libby then attempts to put blobbers, the woman who vaguely resembles the description, on their epic horse
Blobbers screams, and instantly in the other Autumn's hand appears a short curved blade "Hey!" She shouts at libby "Let go of my dance partner!"
Libby makes a verbal key smash "But,, I want to dance with her!! On my horse!! Back home!!"
Failed persuasion check
Autumn sprints at lib and kicks ltheir back and the vines around her feet whip their neck
-4 damage
Libby yells, still holding onto blob as they summon their familiar
Homebrew spell tries to grow a tiny snail but failed wasting a spell slot
Libby feels magic tingle in their arm as they use summon and grow familiar and you grin triumphantly
But then they see it appear on the tip of their finger
a snail, the size of a raindrop
While they spent time useing magic Autumn grabs lib by the arm and twists it off of blobbers before throwing them to the ground
Smh blobbers the dumb lesbian saved by the other dumb lesbian
Autumn stands over Libby on the ground and points her blade at them glowering
"What do you want with my dance partner?"
Blob: Kinda hot ngl
Nat: BLOB YOU SIMP
"To tango" libby lies
"You threw her on your horse, because.. you wanted to dance with her?" She questioned, shaking her head "You are going to have to tell me the truth."
"Fine. Picture the scene, you are a human in a house, minding your own business, when suddenly, worms come out at you and tell you to come here and to bring them a person with the description they listed!"
Autumn puts her blade away and looks to libby "You were summoned by worms?" Her eyes shift to blob for a moment "But isn't that what you were here for?" She asks blobbers
Libby stares at blobbers confusedly
"Oh yeah, yeah I was" blobbers said
"Then obviously she isn't who you are looking for" Autumn holds a hand out to lib to offer help up
Libby accepts help taking her hand and she pulls libby up akwardly then goes to help blob up by picking her up bridal style and setting her back down on her feet "You two have the same goal, so now you can't kidnap my dance partner right?"
Blob: nAT I AM ALREADY GAY
"I suppose." Libby brushes off dirt from their clothes
"But surely if the worms sent us here that means,, the one we are looking for,, is nearby..?"
Autumn shakes her head "You aren't even half way there, it is a weeks journey on horse from here."
"what??? Aw man, I'm gonna miss my bug racing tournament now" libby groaned
"W e e k s??" Blob questioned "That's like, more than 7 days"
"Well it's over a thousand miles, it takes a while to get to those mountains. There are many resting places though, and I wouldn't doubt there being a bug race in the gambling place in the next town" she offers akwardly clearly not a fan of bugs
"GAMBLING?!! SIGN. ME. UP!" Libby cheers
"Money??? I'm going." Blobbers the capitalist agreed
"I can show you the way there if you'd like me to come with you" Autumn began and blobbers did not even hesitate to say "Yes."
"Sure- Besides,, it would be nice to have some sort of company considering how long this journey is gonna be" libby hopped onto their horse and gave their familiar a pat "hold on tight bagel" the whispered
Autumn beams, then gets onto blobbers horse, holding a hand out to help blob on behind her "I hope it is alright we ride together, as I don't have a steed"
Blob: Ah dang I cant say anything about the riding thing, there are children present
"Uhhhhh horse,,, big" blobbers commented before Autumn helped Blob onto the horse in front of her and arms around blob to stear the horse they lead lib's horse to the next town
It takes about three hours so by the time they get there the sun is rising at 7 am
Blobbers falls off the horsedramatically, and Autumn hops off the horse and helps blobbers up again "Are you tired from the ridding? I can get us to an inn if you need rest"
"Ah. .,. The tired.,.,., walking.,.,.such an extenuating exercise,..,.,if only there was a way .,.,.,.to n o t walk ,..,"
Autumn snorts and picks blob up "shall I carry you to the nearest inn then?" She grinned
"YES- I mean. If it's not too much trouble"
"Will you talk to me, Bagel?" Libby asked the snail
Bagel chews gently on their arm, it doesn't hurt but it tickles a bit
Autumn smiles and looks to lib "You need rest to, after the sorta fight from kidnapping blobbers, you're a little roughed up."
She takes the reigns of horse and leads lib and horses to the nearest in in town while carrying dumb lesbian tm
Break to talk spell slots and what a rest will do
They are taken/carried to the town inn, which happens to have a stable next door. And lock up the horses
Autumn then takes them to a gambling shack across town, and find a sign saying there is indeed a bug race!
They go in, and are met with the smell of cooked meats and sound of cheers as many people are placing bets at one counter and at the other snacks are served
As libby walks up to the counter the man managing bets slides across the counter and smiles "come to place a bet? Next race is for bug, but afternoons horses and evening will be dogs."
He waves at the sign that has a list of bugs they may bet on. There are many bugs, including but not limited to rhino bettles and african land snails
but they notice there is no worms on the list
Blob: is this place legal?
Nat: wisdom check
Blob: 7
Nat: you didn't even know bug races existed
"Yes, I bet 200 on the snail." Libbly places 200 copper on the table and the man hands them a ticket with a grin "thank you kindly, luck laddeh"
"I bet 200 copperoonis to the grasshopper" blob sets the money on the table
The man laughs and holds up a ticket "Sure thing lass, grass hoppers are lucky after all"
Blob steps away from the counter and to autumn "Miss tarta what are your thoughts on cheating, lying and deceiving?"
Autumn raises a brow and grins "depends on the context of the lying cheeting and stealing. Why have you asked?"
Game paused, libby sleepy
Just so I don't forget since we may continue
Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate
Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs
Theo asks to trade and be dm
Blob eats the flowers
Failed constitution saving throw
-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains
Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"
"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained
Insert confused player blob noises
"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"
Angy player blob noises
Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme
Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"
“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered
"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried
“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”
"Fuck that, I'm going home."
“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”
Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"
“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack
Nat takes back over as DM
Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels
Roll perception, and passes
She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.
"What the fuck??" Blob questions
The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.
Worms.
Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.
"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."
Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things
+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)
+1 flask of holy water
+1 disguise kit(includes,
+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)
+1 sleeping bag
+5 days provisions
+ one empty flask
+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)
Blob asks how the holy water is there
Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.
Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am
hit points return to 18/18
Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night
"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"
Stlerch check, passed
Animal handling check passed
Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing
She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand
"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"
Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south
Intelligence check, passed
Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters
Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?
"Somebody needs to learn to spell"
Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.
"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"
A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice
Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer
"A pumpkin patch?"
The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo
Roll perception, 17
Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots
Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin
"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"
Rolls charisma and passes
Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"
"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"
She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob
Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars
Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again