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Jen: Do you like me? Atlas: No. Jen: What if I start dating someone? Atlas: What if I break their face?
Hell yes to all of this! Especially 1010 being idiots (cause theyre my faves), i can just imagine the sibling banter (which i stole from Eddsworld, cause i like Eddsworld):
Zimelu: She said haunted houses are stupid and that you guys are stupid!
Haym: I thought she said we were stupid?
(Zimelu slowly gets in Hayms face)
Zimelu: *whispering* IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
I think NSR should get a show. I think it would be unhinged.
Barty: give a man a fire and he'll be warm for one day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Regulus: Barty-
Evan: Smart
Vincent: So what do you do for a living
Thomas: I hunt and kill zombies
Vincent: The fuck no you don't
Thomas: Have you ever seen one?
Vincent: No?
Thomas: Then you are fucking welcome
Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
Marinette: Fuck the rich
Sol, breathless: please do
Marinette: What?
Sol: What?
Marinette: What?
Lyn, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Marinette: Wait-
Thomas: I don't deserve your love.
Vincent: No, Tommy, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Thomas: You know that's not true, Vin-
Vincent: You can only accept mine, though.
Thomas:
Vincent: I get jealous easily.
Marinette: Love at first sight doesn't exist.
Sol:
Sol: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?
Marinette:
Marinette: you love me?
Sol: apparently not, according to you.
The Pure Vessel: Dad, can I have feelings?
The Pale King: No! No feelings for you!
Hitch: What is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do?
Sprout: Start a war…
Hitch: And what did you do?
Sprout: Start a war…
The number one cause of death, is birth. If there was less people born in the world, the less deaths there’d be.
“Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” What if you have two moms? Will both their backs break, or will one be singled out? Will it only break if it’s your biological mother, or will adoptive/step or a mother figure also break? What if you don’t have a mother, why is it only women? It this power only restricted to your mother?
Katakuri: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Brulée: You and me.
Katakuri, tearing up: Okay...
I ship it
DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-
Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?
Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-
Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!
Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...
Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...
Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!
Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!
Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!
Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!
Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.
Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!
Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?
Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!
Vil: what's a simp-
Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!
This is insane!!!
Vil: .... oh my god
Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...
Vil: !!! Oh really?
Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!
I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.
Vil: Oh I'm sure he will
Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!
--Later--
Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?
Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.
I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.
Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨