Latest Posts by 1334frogsinatrenchcoat - Page 2

”my dog is hydrodynamic” - my friend

people ask “oh what kind of ‘kid’ were you” and I’m like bitch I was all four. had to do band in 5-6 grade, did choir in 7th grade, have done theater since 3rd grade, and have done art since 9th grade. In the mf avatar try me bitch

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???

Lmao so at my school we had spirit days a while back, and one of them was Barbie. Everyone else was like “oh sweet I probably have something pink” but *my* first thought “my mom owns a fur coat”

My mojo dojo casa house era

when I was younger I had a hard time understanding what people were saying in movies, and one of my favorite movies was Mary Poppins. I couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, so whenever I would sing the song “Step In Time” I would say “Steppy Time” and honestly I like my version better

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

”I am forever in my cringe era”

-my asl teacher

me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!

friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!

My friend: the only horror movie I’ve seen is the bee movie

Screaming crying throwing up

You’re the rata to my touille

Hot take: Abigail looks like rarity

flashbang!

1000 pipe bombs until you die

Phew good thing i had these anti pipe bomb gloves on

Eh might as well see what happens

Some kitty content for ya

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Omg! I need to do this for my pumpkin! This year I’m going as spiral girl for my Halloween costume!

I love my momma <3

Also please keep in mind that the average yearly salary is $56,420

yes very

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

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on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

I said what I said

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

My aesthetic (not actual pic of me lol)

vs.

My favorite music artist

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

YOOOOOO

I just got 40,000 in Tetris

She likes to sit in the laundry <3

Please??

Friend 1: my brother has a poster of him

Friend 2: Dream???

Friend 1: no, Bin Laden

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing