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You know how in Black Butler, when Sebastian fucked that nun the entire place shook and it sounded like a giant was stomping around on earth?

That’s what I imagine sex with Alastor is like. Every single time and you can’t change my mind. Like I hear and see it. Whole house shakes.

Like imagine he’s rutting into you up in his radio tower and the hotel residence are like, “wtf is that?” “Is that an earth quake?” “Quick! Everyone grab something stable!”

Meanwhile it’s just Alastor and his s/o, having some loving time :p

Bonus

Vox watching as his massive monitor set up all fall apart, some of it falling into the void pit that he’s only now regretting having installed into his office. Valentino screeching about all the cameras and expensive wine glasses shattering on the floor. Velvette stumbling around with smeared mascara from the ‘earth quake’ interrupting her makeup routine.

“What the fuck is happening—!?” Velvette roars at Vox.

With one monitor left, Vox switched through the camera feeds and falls upon one he keeps constantly watching that damned hotel. Two silhouettes can be seen from Alastor’s radio tower, the earth quake matching up with every thrust Alastor’s silhouette pushes into yours.

“FUCKING ALASTOR—“

Bonus Bonus

Some high ranking angels in heaven watching the shit show go down in hell:

“is hell really falling?”

“What the heck’s this earth quake?”

“Does anyone see what’s causing this?”

“DAAAAAMMMN RADIO FREAKS A FREAK—“

“Adam please be quiet—“

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I'm in love with this man! It's kinda a problem.

⌕ hazbin hotel - vox.

like or reblog if you save/use.

YES YES YES!!!

My fanart of vox from hazbin hotel in a police uniform 😳

sorry if I'm spam posting, I'm putting artwork I've done over here for the first time!

(I have a twitter under the same @ I'm more active over there 🫶🫶🫶)

😆😆😆😆

A normal day in hell...

M/n: Are you blushing?

Vox: (blushing) I-im not! Y-you're just too close! It's m-making me claustrophobic..

M/n: What does claustrophobic mean?

Alastor: ( Pops out of nowhere) It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Vox: NO IT DOESN'T!

M/n: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Alastor: Stop it dear, you're scaring him!

Vox: ...

I'm currently sick and this made me laugh so hard I'm hacking up a lung

ok what if Vox x cheesy ass lovey-dovey romantic reader???? Like a reader who’s all corny and shit and doing things like holding the door open for him EVERY TIME even if he’s about to grab the handle they’re like NUH UH and yank the door open for him and

“aFtEr yOu, m’LaDy~”

“I’m literally a man.”

“.”

“after you, m’gentleman.”

STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

And they constantly text him shitty pick up lines like

You: are you a fart?

You: cuz you blow me away

Vox: I’m blocking you

🤣🤣🤣 I am dying. This is so funny!

Mf cut that hat out of paper.

I love Vox a lot, especially when people are ripping on him, and this was so funny not to reblog 🤣

Just imagine…

What if there was a little bit of TBHK and Alastor mixed up, he can tell rumors of other demons on his radio show and if they spread, it comes true. He would tell people if you sing happy birthday to Vox he shits his pants. 😃

I enjoyed Vox's commentary so much, but can we please talk about his sleeves rolled up and his arms showing! Nothing sexier than a man in a suit, but this is just perfection.

VOX acting like a godamn dad watching football made me laugh sm- like whatche mean “NOOOO FUCK YOU PUSSY AGGGGG” 🤨

TW: Mention of Death

Rainy Days

"The rain was always your favorite. You always loved listening to it patter against the rooftops. Remember when we would sit out on the porch and just listen to the rain. You loved the smell of the rain, too. You opened all the windows in the house, and it would always smell like fresh air and clean laundry," Sugawara said, stroking your cheek.

He smiled as he looked down at you. You were always beautiful but right now you looked like an angel. Especially in the white dress you were wearing.. Never in his life had he met someone so perfect, there can't be someone so perfect. Until you came into his life.

"I remember that first day I met you. It was our third year and you transferred to Karasuno and when you walked into my class you knocked me off my feet. The more I got to know you the more I fell. I was so nervous every time we studied together because my heart was pounding. I thought you could hear it."

He lifted your left hand so he could brush his thumb over your fingers and the engagement ring that adorned your finger.

"When I asked you to marry me it was at nationals when we won. You were waiting to congratulate us on the win and I couldn't stop myself from dropping down on one knee and asking. Everyone was surprised because we only dated for a short while but like I said. You were my one and only."

He felt hot tears spring to his eyes as he desperately tried to blink them away.

"Suga. It's time," Daichi reported, clapping a hand on his back.

"Looks like it's time for you to shine Angel," Sugawara said, his voice breaking.

Sugawara left the room you were in to take his seat in the front row in between Daichi and Asahi. Asahi gave him a comforting squeeze on his shoulder. He felt others hands on his shoulders in support. When the doors opened everyone stood up and turned to look at his beautiful girl.

He felt like his heart was being ripped out of his chest as he saw you come down the aisle. He didn't pay much attention to what the priest was saying, he couldn't focus on anything except for his beloved.

It wasn't often Suga felt overwhelmed but he needed to take a break. He exited out of the room and outside to feel the cold air from the rain hit his skin. He walked to the edge of the railing and reached out his hand to let the droplets of rain fall into his hand.

"When I imagined you coming down the aisle, I didn't imagine you in a casket," Sugawara cried softly. He feels like this is one giant nightmare and that at any moment he will wake up to find you curled up into his side.

He remembers when he lost you. You and him were coming back from a date. you both had been busy at your jobs and wanted a nice evening together. Walking back to the apartment, you wanted to take an evening stroll through the park. Suga wasn't going to deny your request. You were enjoying each other's company when you both overheard an argument, and then shots rang out. Suga tried to shield you but ended up getting shot anyway. He tried his hardest to save you, but...

"Come on, Angel. Don't do this to me. Fight to stay alive, baby, please," Sugawara pleaded as he used his coat to try and stop the bleeding.

"Koushi. I'm not going to make it. Even if you can get me to a hospital it's slim chance to none I won't be able to pull through," you said softly.

"No, don't talk like that. That's negative talk. You just need to hold out a little longer."

You smiled up at him, reaching out to touch his cheek, "I know it is but it's the truth. And the truth always hurts. I don't feel pain anymore and I feel cold. Both are bad signs."

He held your hand that cradled his cheek and stroked your head with the other. He knew you weren't going to survive this. You were bleeding out too fast.

"I love you, my Angel," he said as he kissed your palm.

"I love you too, Koushi. Forever and always." He felt you go limp and he wailed out in agony as he just lost the love of his life.

He cried for days on end. He couldn't sleep and on nights he did get some shut eye he slept on the couch. Why would he sleep in a bed if you weren't there with him? He didn't eat very much and took very little care of himself.

When the team heard the news they were quick to move. Daichi and Asahi moved into his home to take care of him while everyone else took care of the funeral plans, only bothering Suga for his input on colors and style choices.

Everyone asked for time off from their jobs to be in support of their former teammate. Suga always supported everyone else and now it was time for them to return the favor.

Sugawara looked up towards the sky and saw the clouds part to let sunshine through. He saw a rainbow cast across the sky. He chuckled to himself and shook his head. He turned to walk back inside to join his friends.

A few hours later and everyone had left. Now just stood Suga with you in an empty room. He walked towards your casket and silently prayed before standing to look at you again.

"You were right about the rain. I never knew why you liked it so much. You always talked about going overseas to a state where it rained ninety percent of the time. Now I think I understand. 'You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.' Even though you're gone you still manage to make me feel better. I miss you everyday. I wish I could hold you one last time. I will always love you, Angel. Forever and always."

Suga leaned down and pressed his lips against your forehead. He put his forehead to yours and let out a breath. He knew things wouldn't go back to normal, and it was going to be rough without you, but this too shall pass, and he knows that if he keeps you in his heart, he can make it through.

Rainy Days

"The rain was always your favorite. You always loved listening to it patter against the rooftops. Remember when we would sit out on the porch and just listen to the rain. You loved the smell of the rain too. You opened all the windows in the house and it would always smell like fresh air and clean laundry," Sugawara said, stroking your cheek.

He smiled as he looked down at you. You were always beautiful but right now you looked like an angel. Especially in the white dress you were wearing.. Never in his life had he met someone so perfect, there can't be someone so perfect. Until you came into his life.

"I remember that first day I met you. It was our third year and you transferred to Karasuno and when you walked into my class you knocked me off my feet. The more I got to know you the more I fell. I was so nervous every time we studied together because my heart was pounding. I thought you could hear it."

He lifted your left hand so he could brush his thumb over your fingers and the engagement ring that adorned your finger.

"When I asked you to marry me it was at nationals when we won. You were waiting to congratulate us on the win and I couldn't stop myself from dropping down on one knee and asking. Everyone was surprised because we only dated for a short while but like I said. You were my one and only."

He felt hot tears spring to his eyes as he desperately tried to blink them away.

"Suga. It's time," Daichi reported, clapping a hand on his back.

"Looks like it's time for you to shine Angel," Sugawara said, his voice breaking.

Sugawara left the room you were in to take his seat in the front row in between Daichi and Asahi. Asahi gave him a comforting squeeze on his shoulder. He felt others hands on his shoulders in support. When the doors opened everyone stood up and turned to look at his beautiful girl.

He felt like his heart was being ripped out of his chest as he saw you come down the aisle. He didn't pay much attention to what the priest was saying, he couldn't focus on anything except for his beloved.

It wasn't often Suga felt overwhelmed but he needed to take a break. He exited out of the room and outside to feel the cold air from the rain hit his skin. He walked to the edge of the railing and reached out his hand to let the droplets of rain fall into his hand.

"When I imagined you coming down the aisle, I didn't imagine you in a casket," Sugawara cried softly. He feels like this is one giant nightmare and that at any moment he will wake up to find you curled up into his side.

He remembers when he lost you. You and him were coming back from a date. you both had been busy at your jobs and wanted a nice evening together. Walking back to the apartment you wanted to take an evening stroll through the park. Suga wasn't going to deny your request. You were enjoying each other's company when you both overheard an argument and then shots rang out. Suga tried to shield you but ended up getting shot. He tried his hardest to save you but died in his arms.

"Come on, Angel. Don't do this to me. Fight to stay alive, baby, please," Sugawara pleaded as he used his coat to try and stop the bleeding.

"Koushi. I'm not going to make it. Even if you can get me to a hospital it's slim chance to none I won't be able to pull through," you said softly.

"No, don't talk like that. That's negative talk. You just need to hold out a little longer."

You smiled up at him, reaching out to touch his cheek, "I know it is but it's the truth. And the truth always hurts. I don't feel pain anymore and I feel cold. Both are bad signs."

He held your hand that cradled his cheek and stroked your head with the other. He knew you weren't going to survive this. You were bleeding out too fast.

"I love you, my Angel," he said as he kissed your palm.

"I love you too, Koushi. Forever and always." He felt you go limp and he wailed out in agony as he just lost the love of his life.

He cried for days on end. He couldn't sleep and on nights he did get some shut eye he slept on the couch. Why would he sleep in a bed if you weren't there with him? He didn't eat very much and took very little care of himself.

When the team heard the news they were quick to move. Daichi and Asahi moved into his home to take care of him while everyone else took care of the funeral plans, only bothering Suga for his input on colors and style choices.

Everyone asked for time off from their jobs to be in support of their former teammate. Suga always supported everyone else and now it was time for them to return the favor.

Sugawara looked up towards the sky and saw the clouds part to let sunshine through. He saw a rainbow cast across the sky. He chuckled to himself and shook his head. He turned to walk back inside to join his friends.

A few hours later and everyone had left. Now just stood Suga with you in an empty room. He walked towards your casket and silently prayed before standing to look at you again.

"You were right about the rain. I never knew why you liked it so much. You always talked about going overseas to a state where it rained ninety percent of the time. Now I think I understand. 'You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.' Even though you're gone you still manage to make me feel better. I miss you everyday. I wish I could hold you one last time. I will always love you, Angel. Forever and always."

Suga leaned down and pressed his lips against your forehead. He put his forehead to yours and let out a breath. He knew things wouldn't go back to normal, and it was going to be rough without you, but this too shall pass, and he knows that if he keeps you in his heart, he can make it through.

THE MOMENT I KNEW

Ever since becoming Kuroo Tetsurou's girlfriend you knew what to expect. You understood how much he was working to provide for you and the life you two wanted. Most people would give up on a relationship like yours but you loved him and he loved you. 

It wasn't uncommon for him to show up late to dates. He would apologize over and over with a bouquet of flowers in hand and that smile that always says I'm right here. It made you smile and forgive him because you knew what you got into.

"He said he would be here," you thought, sighing and took a sip of your drink. 

You looked up at yourself in the mirror. The shade of red on your lips matched with your dress perfectly. You looked out at the sea of friends and family that were laughing and having a good time. You knew should join them but there was that one thing missing.

It was a couple hours later mingling with the guests and you just felt you couldn't do it anymore. You wanted to be alone and cry yourself to sleep. Feeling the tears at the corner of your eyes you walked down the hall.

You entered the bathroom and the door shuts. You turn to see Kenma and Bokuto standing in the bathroom with you. They probably knew something was up and followed you in here. You gripped the counter tight as you hung your head.

"Y/n? You alright?" Kenma asked.

You shook your head. You weren't okay because he isn't here yet. "He said he would be here," you said hopelessly.

As soon as the words came out of your mouth you started to cry and slid onto the bathroom floor. Bokuto and Kenma both rushed to your side to comfort you.

"He will be here. I know he's late but he will be here. He loves you and wouldn't miss this," Bokuto said.

You shook your head again and through shaky breaths you spoke.

"It's like everything is in slow motion for me. I bought this dress and put his favorite color on my lips and no one was impressed by it. They are all having a good time and asking about Tetsu and I have to keep lying for him."

You cry harder into Kenma's chest while Bokuto rubs your back. They knew how much this meant to you and he did promise to make it but they knew and you knew it too. He wasn't going to show.

Bokuto asked everyone to leave since it was getting late and you were tired. You fixed your makeup and saw off the guests including Bokuto and Kenma.

Standing alone in your apartment you look around and the gifts and garbage that littered the floor. You ignored all of it to take off your dress and wash away the day. Stepping out of the shower you hear the phone ringing. You knew exactly who it was.

"Hello?"

"Hey baby. I'm on my way."

"Don't bother," you said.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know how humiliating it was to have tears streaming down my face in front of everyone I knew because the one person I actually cared about coming to my birthday didn't show up?"

"I'm sorry I didn't make it," he said.

"Yeah. I'm sorry too. Goodbye Kuroo," you said and hug up the phone.

You put up with a lot with being his girlfriend. The long hours, missing dates, last minute business trips. But this was the moment you knew that you and Kuroo wouldn't last.

suga looks so pretty 😍

Totally understand why you skipped it. It ain't for everyone and that's okay. I adore Sanji alot but i get where you are coming from. And yes Big Mom is VERY ANNOYING! The biggest thorn in my side.

WHY DID YOU SKIP ZOU AND WCI????

I have been into OP for 23 years and for 90% of that I watched it as it came out. Dressrosa has both really great chars, plot and pieces but also alot of very annoying people, dragged out fights and just..

People who have only ever binged a long show will never know the exhaustion of dealing with it one ep at a time. Dressrosa was where I needed a break from One Piece because it had been so fucking heavy at times and I was abit done with it.

I skipped Zou and WCI cus I just wanted to get to Wano so I could be back to 'watching it as it came out' like everyone else and to see the 1000 ep as it came out and be part of that awesome feeling.

Zou seemed kinda eh to me but have since watched it and thought not that highly of it.

I don't like Sanji enough to really battle through WCI and I find Katakuri overrated so I never planned on watching it. I have since gotten half way through it cus my wife wanted to.

Save.. three Charlotte's [one is Pero thanks to a good buddy @downybirbs ] but I couldn't give a fig about 99% of the plot or chars in WCI and I'm sorry for those who adore Kata, Sanji and so on.

Big Mom is still one of the most annoying mother fuckers I have encountered in OP and having her sooooo much in Wano also has made me less thrilled about going back to WCI.

(Tumblr won’t let me post them all so better quality under the cut ^^’) 

Sketches of some of the fanfiction I’ve been reading and that I enjoy very much :3c I messed up some of them but that’s ok QwQ

Panic Room by @cocofinny​ : So good, so pure, I love it ^o^ Let them be happy damn it ! Good stuff, my new addiction

Thunderstruck by @thunderstruck-edgelord​ : Soooo cute! Edge pov for a change! He’s a mess and Reader is doing their best! :D

SSLL by @tyranttortoise​ : Probably the very first fanfiction I have ever read, and one of the best. Always a great time reading it (also ‘Skeleton ex Machina’ by @jolie-in-the-underground​ since it’s canon in SSLL :3 very good too, I really like Q x3)

Aggre(g/v)ation by @llamagoddessofficial​ : Everyone is a mess, tho it’s a fun mess they all need to talk to each other. Also, Sans is an idiot. (you should read her other works, like nagwtgal, or Essays for Blowjobs /nsfw!!/)

A bitty horror and The skeleton games by @theskeletongames​ : I love bitty fanfictions and I love Poetax’s vision of them ^w^ I just hope they’re gonna be okay. The second one, I took my time starting it because ‘vampire? again??’ but then I stopped beeing an asshole and actually read it and it’s so funny and cute they need to kiss already

Skeleton Sister and the Architect by @nighttimepixels​ : now THAT’S some good gay story I’m thirsty for. Very good so far. She always have some good stuff to share, go check her blog!

Bones, picked clean by @skelezbian​ : I’ve seen very little fanfictions that explore the Horror bros like that, or at all. Very sweet and pure, I really like their personnalities >w< more skellys to come! :D

Bitty dreams and bitty nightmares by @yellowchimera332​ : again, I love bitty stories. This one is very cute so far (plus I love the edge bitties shhhh) can’t wait to see where this is going :3

Dirty Laundry by @popatochisssp​ : My new addiction part 2. *slap the fanfiction* This bad boy can fit so much communication problems in it! ok but for real, it’s very sweet and cute and OMG I WANNA HUG THE SKELLY 

Tits and Dick and Bitty Hunt by @rnd-injustice​ : don’t get fooled, it’s a sfw fanfiction x’) it’s very fun and nice and reader needs to chill. Also, Underfell Sans is a Dick. For Bitty Hunt, one of my favorite fanfiction ever, very nice uwu reverse bitty? hell yeah i’m in!!! Very well written. Again, she is a good writter. All of her stuff is good (try My favorite Red Scarf. So cute!!! and Virtue and Vice, that is an underlust fanfiction very cool and not smut, remind me of the handmaid’s tale somehow idk. And Little ole broken me, that is more angsty). If you haven’t read her work yet, then go!!!

Never walk home alone by @rabellerabbit​ : In my quest to found some good Horrortale fanfictions, very little caught my attention. This one did, and it’s very good. Yandere-ish/stalker Horror!Sans. Reader is not stupid but is a mess. I really like this one >w< 

Also, one of my top fav: Sooner or later you’re gonna be mine by Staringback!! >w< <3

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you know who you are

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

Thank you so much! I know a little bit about the heat. I live in Arizona, USA and sometimes it's 115f to 120f (in celsius it would be 46c to 48c) and its miserable. Though hope it ends soon and get to feeling better. Lots of water

Hello! Hope you are doing well. Fir the kink post, Sanji being dominant and/or being dominated. Thoughts?

sorry for the break but the heat has ended me and i'm still looking for half of my brain (36c? in my eastern europe? what the fuck?)

note: please, don't send me more of those! will start a sfw version once I answer all kinky ones

Sanji: dom/sub dynamics

being dom

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

He might do it for you, if you're really into that, and will enjoy it very much, as long as it doesn't require humiliating or harming you (especially if you're a woman). But it's not something that interests him when put into reality. He has some deeply hidden fantasies though, ones he's not really keen to share.

being sub

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

Anyone's surprised? For being quite a vanilla guy, Sanji has a HUGE weakness for being stepped on...even literally. The rougher, the better, and if you're into master-servant/slave dynamics? Just mention it once and you will witness that man can literally jump out of his pants.

One Year! [Ends June 20th]

Holy heck guys. I am so glad I came back to the fandom. I've been into One Piece for 23 years now. On and off for years.

I started off writing only canon content but then I got into reader x through another fandom and that was when I decided to come back to One Piece. It’s been a year and it’s wild. I have made so many amazing friends on both sides of the fandom. I’ve been growing and improving each step of the way. I am lucky enough to be both organizing fanzines and being writer for a few and it fills my heart because I love this show and this fandom.

It’s been fun and I’ve enjoyed meeting new people, writing for my favourite ships, having an OC and also bringing you guys’ stuff. Every message I get about how it helps and how much you guys like my content really helps me through bad times and makes me feel, aaaah.

I am many emotions these days. I wanted to do an event, but I got behind on my workload, so I humbly offer a raffle -slides across desk for you-

Thank you [all 2,613] of you, I feel like Whitebeard with all my sons.

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Prizes! [Rules apply]

1st place 2k SFW fic   2nd place 1k SFW fic

Thank you for all the love and support and I promise to have a nice event for the next milestone.

One Piece Pride Icons Part 12

As always reblogs/credit are nice but not needed. I take requests on chars and flags.

Food Wars guy really gets what Sanji fans want

ᴀᴍᴀᴊɪᴋɪ ᴛᴀᴍᴀᴋɪ ✿ 天 喰 環 ☆ (ᴍᴀʀᴄʜ 04)

       ⭒❃.✮:▹ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴜɴᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ! ◃:✮.❃⭒

🤣🤣🤣

Sanji, tied up: Personally, I blame you.

Zoro, tied up next to him: How can it possibly be my fault?

Sanji: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.

when i’m depressed i just do shit like this

Hello been following you for a little while now and I love your headcanons and imagines. Could I get Sanji with Angst prompt 5 or hurt/comfort prompt 3 please?

Thank you! I hope you enjoy Sanji <3

Sanji x GN Reader SFW Word Count: 419

Walking around with Sanji looking for the many things on his supply list was always an enjoyable afternoon. You’d both grab a nice coffee, some lunch, make a real date of it, enjoying it just being you and him. You loved your crew; it was just nice to have some alone time with the man you loved.

You relished the feeling his larger hand holding yours as you walked side by side down the bustling streets of the island. Going from stand to stand, glancing over everyone’s produce and products. Sanji explaining to the correct way to tell if a melon was ripe as you nodded along.

The one thing you hated and would happen without fail, no matter where you went. He would attract the gaze and attention of others. Many would try and flirt with him even with you stood right there and it enraged you, hurt you when Sanji would just ‘playfully’ flirt back with them.

You were pissed off by the time you got back to the ship. You’d barely said a word to Sanji during the last stretch of your shopping trip. He tried to pry and needle you into replying to him, still you fixed him with a steely gaze.

“What’s wrong?” He asked as he started to set down the bags in the kitchen.

Despite not wanting to be around him right now you didn’t want to shrug your duties and leave him high and dry. Your foul mood shouldn’t interfere with your tasks. You simply refused to look at him.

“Love, please?” He prompted, putting his hands on your shoulders.

“You flirted with them, all of them, while I was right there!” You snapped, surprised how blunt you’d been about it. Just staring into his one visible blue eye.

Sanji sighed, he knew this was coming, it had been something other partners had picked up on in the past too. Taking the bag of potatoes from your hands and set them done. He took your hands in his and brought them closer to his face, kissing along the knuckles as he maintained eye contact.

“It’s a bad habit I never grew out of. I know that’s not a good excuse but it’s why, I used to be a lot worse. I’m trying my best for you my love, I promise.” He kissed your hands once more, holding them gently.

“And you don’twant anyone else?”

“You’re all I want.” Sanji smiled and pulled you against him, you sighed against his chest.

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Hi Franky! Your Musical May prompts look amazing! Such an interesting idea!! Can I please request Angst 2 or Hurt/Confort 7 with Sanji or *drumroll* Cavendish (I obviusly have a thing for stinky blonde men), please?

Hope you are having a nice day/night whenever you read this <3 thank you!

I haven't written Cavendish before [I don't think] but I had an idea for where I wanted to go with Sanji <3

Sanji x GN Reader SFW Word count: 317

“I’m tired of lying.”

Sanji looked up from where he was cooking, the knife about to slice into the carrot as you spoke, your voice trembling with the weight of those words, the implications that hung heavy in the air with the admittance. He dropped his knife, setting it down before he faced you.

“What do you mean?”

“I’m done, I’m tired, I don’t want this anymore.” You gestured between you both, exasperated he didn’t know exactly what you meant right away, that you had to explain.

You knew it wasn’t his fault, you knew your frustration was driving the wheel of your emotions right now. You stepped further into the kitchen before sitting at the table, your hands clasped together, foot tapping on the floor, anxiety dripping from your posture, the expression on your face, how you couldn’t even look at him right now.

“Us?”

“Yes.”

He took off his apron and sat across from you, he reached out to place a hand on yours, you jerked away at the motion, not wanting to feel his skin on yours. You didn’t want the resolve in your decision to crumble. Sanji sighed, hands flat on the table, a show that he wouldn’t try again, didn’t want to upset you.

“I can’t make excuses for you anymore, not to others and not to myself. You flirt and stare and talk about other people. And you have told me so many times why but Sanji, I’m tired of lying that it’s okay and I understand.” You were close to tears, shutting them tightly trying to control yourself enough to not burst into a sobbing mess in the kitchen.

“I deserve better and that’s why I’m ending this.” He didn’t make a sound, he didn’t even reply, he simply sat there and nodded his head before he realised you couldn’t hear that. “Alright, if that’s what you want..”

“I do.”

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🤣🤣🤣 fart jokes aren't meant to be funny. But they are!

Okay, how about a HC about a female reader with Ace and she accidentally farts in front of him, she thinks he'll be grossed out but he thinks it's hilarious?

I can't believe I wrote that. I mean I can, I have somewhere a whole essay about Law being a pig in the selfship realm, so, I shouldn't be that surprised with my writing career choices, but, still can't believe I've done it for request, not because of my own stupidity 🤣 Anyway, enjoy some sheer...crack.

Girlfriend accidentally farts in front of him - bullet headcanons

Character: Ace Reader: female CW: gross clownery, duh

Ace is a sweet and endearing guy with tons of charm and natural charisma, no wonder he emanates the perfect boyfriend aura, much like a magnet for people of all genders. But in reality…if there was a ranking of messy men, some sort of competition for the title of a pig of the year, Ace definitely would be among the front-runners.

He sleeps face down where he falls, wipes face clean with the closest thing he has within reach, grew up in a jungle among bandits and for a good part of his life he saw soap only when Dadan gave him a choice between a bath and sleeping in a pig pen. 

He’s feral, okay? Bit civilized thanks to Dadan, Makino and Whitebeard—but still feral. 

He tries to keep standards though. You’re the lady—or so his crewmates say, quickly beating into him what Makino didn’t manage to. If he wants to introduce you to Pops as his girlfriend and keep you on board, he needs to behave properly. So he does. Accidentally giving you a feeling certain…bodily reactions aren’t welcomed around him.

But even if he was more relaxed, it’d still be so awkward that your booty betrayed you in such an intimate moment as cuddling, as you two are sprawled cozy in his bed, slowly dozing off as Ace’s hand wanders along the crevices of your body when he’s embracing you from behind. It’s so silent and peaceful, you’re relaxed and half-awake, so maybe that’s why it has slipped… 

Every cell of your body burns in embarrassment and you tense, expecting him jumping away, making a mean comment or, in general, getting grossed out at demonstration of capabilities of your gastrointestinal system. 

Instead, you hear a chuckle. And then open laugh, loud and shaking the whole bed. Face in the crook of your neck, Ace is almost rolling, spasms of his chest hitting your back and loud howls nearly hurting your ears.

“Thatch’s bean stew is truly something, eh?” He finally chokes out, eyes full of tears. “Damn, baby girl, you’ve almost blown me away…”

You’re still cringing in embarrassment despite his jokes, but he seems to not care at all as he rolls on back, relaxed as if nothing has happened and wiping the tears of laughter off. 

“Damn, we’re finally past that step, no more sneaking out” he muses, pulling you back to him and sighing contently before answering your little mishap in the same, even louder way. “Phew, that was a nice one. Glad I didn't have to hold it all night.”

Yeah, competition for the title of a pig of the year.

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Oh my gosh Ivankov doing Sanji's makeup! Awwww.

Imagine Sanji actually enjoying his time in the Kamabakka Kingdom

Oh my god 🤣🤣

I'm so looking forward to playing this game but also why is no one talking about the fact that Link has a tattoo?! LINK HAS A TATTOO!! It suits him more than I thought it would.

the sequel to breath of the wild has been delayed to spring 2023