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Megamind would absolutely LOVE the new year fireworks

Effie: Haymitch, keep an eye on Katniss today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Haymitch: Sure, I'd love to see Katniss get punched.

Effie: Try again.

Haymitch, sighing: I will stop Katniss from getting punched.

Goosebumps

Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

Someone had to say it

sometimes I sit here, flabbergasted that people are in love with Enoch from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children when all I want to do when i read the book is hope for him to stub his pinky toe or elbow him in the rib cage 

This is the poster we should have gotten

This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well

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Each character in lockdown

Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty

Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am

Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday

Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen

Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +

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straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*

gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*

crew members found the skull of sir walter raleigh on set