Latest Posts by ex2ess - Page 4

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

Bleeding profusely from the head while also still having perfect aim to make that final poetic shot 😩

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

Still so confused about what Eddie and Venom were doing in NWH. Like, the spell called everyone that knew Peter Parker was Spiderman. But Eddie was lost so he didn't know. The only other thing that would make sense would be that Venom knew and I honestly can't fit that together in my brain. And yes, I know it was just a ploy to get Venom into the MCU. Yes, I know there are a lot of other plot holes with NWH, but it just doesn't make sense and yet it still felt so purposeful.

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

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Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.

Who's the best homophobic gay character?

How was your wiener?

Post marital eye contact

Just got asked if Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss was some sort of lesbian thing and I think that's enough being alive for today.

Mentally I'm a little pink peg person in the Game of Life with my little pink peg person wife sitting next to me.

Update: the hair is dyed, the homework is done and I'm back to ggg'ing like I should

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Kid in my French class: Can I jump off it (the Eiffel Tower)?

Teacher: Please.

Why can't they just be little southern lesbians that are in love.

Can't believe that she genuinely doesn't sleep.

Like she's literally waging a war on the weak. She opened the door to my dreams and turned them into nightmares but like a life?? She still gets to keep that??

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

Imagine being CaliforMIA. Like, straight up missing in action. Lowkey addition by subtraction.

Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.

Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.

First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.

Biggie Chesus

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Jesus

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