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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

I've had this saved in my files for like a week and I finally get to post it

WILL WOOD?! YOOOOO!!!!! (very happy)

i dunno will he

"I want to be a dragon."

me, pouring liters of dr pepper onto my on-the-brink-of-exploding laptop, sobbing loudly: "cmOOOOOONNNN SSTARMT SIGING 😭😭😭😭 FALL In loub wit MEEEEEEEeEeEE😭😭😭😭

eyyy chat whats good brooor

anyone else have this feeling where they like wearing clothes that hide their "feminine" figure and generally like dressing in boys clothes and also have this strange sense of discomfort with being called "she" and suddenly liking the idea of going by "he/him" and maybe "he/they" but also dont like hate being a girl, like they dont hate their breasts or hate having a vagina but also still wanna be a boy and fit the social standards of a boy

and they sorta just start seeing themselves as more masculine and like drawing and depicting themselves as having more masculine features like body hair and a less curvy figure, but as i mention, theyre not entirely sure if they dont want female anatomy, and they kinda like the idea of having no genitals at all, but still want a more masculine identity

and like, this feeling is weirdly sudden, like they dont remember feeling this shit as like a child or early teen, but it suddenly happens in say your mid teens, and they think that maybe this is just a phase and they just wanna be part of the trans community

cause if so, are you just a tomboy or are you like actually trans please answer

lol. lmao. great argument bro. unfortunately, in my allegory, i depicted myself as the sly, clever jester. beloved by the public, provided with handsome compensation, and free to live a worry free life of whimsey and jest, and to insult you, who's been depicted as the bumbling, king, with a slowly collapsing kingdom, a throng of angry civilians plotting your downfall, and a waning sense of humbleness. rofl

hai is this literally anything

tumblr was being naughty so I had to horribly crop and reduce the quality of the animation :((

people who only like one of my posts and then follow scare me

like... are you sure???????

you REALLY wanna follow me???

you really wanna buy tickets to the show because one act you heard of????????

you're gonna be majorly disappointed babygirl

Heh, heh, heh.

Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Took control over a, hairless ape’s, Amazon Alexa.

Wasted their entire bank account on cotton swabs. Now they’re deep in credit card debt. >:)

what if we kissed under the comically large anvil tied to a rope thats dangling over our heads

guys the twink has breached containment

my favorite gross little bugs from my favorit fanfiction website

youre telling me this lime is a sub?

“I’m a Demi girl!” “I’m a Demi boy!” “I’m a trans guy!” I’m a trans girl!” Okay??? I’m Slenderman??? Collect my pages???

"oouuugaaaghh I hate how soft computer error screens are"

coward

weak

bitch mentallity

I like watching the computer display its pathetic ":(" face while it's fixing the problem like a pathetic little intern picking up his books while stammering incoherently

People who are upset by computers trying to be soft and submissive just for them are people who cannot handle power

I'd dom the computer like someone with superior genes

she ena on my dream til I bbq

do u think they kill people to make the haunted houses

forgot to mention: edgar is the one exploding not miles

electric dreams but in the scene where miles spills champagne on Edgar he just explodes and then the movie ends

gay ppl real 🎭

lyrics from vampire reference in a minor key by will wood

Holy fuck stop sending me donation asks like half of you are bots anyways

who up siggin they ma

are really old vintage pc's like

dilfs/milfs for techums

SCP AU doodles and notes

security systems are worthless

i need an angry farmer man to sit on my lawn with a pitchfork and yell at people who get too close to my house

guys you remember to water your OCs regularly right

electric dreams but in the scene where miles spills champagne on Edgar he just explodes and then the movie ends

She skibi on my di til I toilet