Media starved daredevil fan, Shane and Ryan enthusiast, otherkin, and occasional ff writer! I also sometimes talk abt racism and American culture being weird :3
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Latest Posts by getmizumonod - Page 2
Ship and let ship mentality fighting so hard w my hatred for incest ships like a starting scene in a pvp fighting game
Mine is my cat Soot. She’s tiny but a normal and healthy cat. She is very stupid. She has no self preservation skills and we call her the rat. She is very dumb. I love her
Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.
Getting bruises from bjj is so gender euphoric for me like yes I am a boy and it feeds the happy in my soul :p
worrying is like worshipping the problem
The silliest bitch you know lives in the same state but 9 hours from you :(
Internalized homophobia is so weird. You can be gay. Love it, gay people are great. Me tho? I need to be so straight that actual straight people question their straightness. “But you’re dating a girl” I KNOW THATS THE WEIRD PART. I can date my gf and be like “yay happy happy happy” and then I remember we r both girls (ok this isn’t entirely true but whatevsies) and I’m like OH GOD IM GAY and I have a crisis. What in the skibidi fucking rizzler from hell is going on here
I can’t- WHAT IS THIS
Fucking beautiful
Radichick 🐥 Douglas
Hayden has a lovely brain <3
ASK CHAT GPT??? I WOULD NEVER. I will be asking my local autistic transgender like god intended. Perhaps I’ll send a letter to the gay pope if I’m feeling silly.
A fucking ai bot a former moot on TikTok put me into called me T. What a beautiful world we live in where ai bots have become frat bros. I hate life. I love frat bros (at least the ones I’ve met here) and their nicknames are peak. Ai people I’ve had it with you.
I propose: A Thunderbolts* chef au fic where they all work in the same kitchen and none of them like each other
John yells at everyone carmy from the bear style while Yelena is desperately trying to keep the kitchen in working order.
And of course, Bob is a busser and Mel is a hostess
i got my native american beaded graduation cap
im going to show my cultural pride at my graduation and they can kiss it cause they can't say or do anything
I wanna post covers of sleep token but this fandom bro
Cuntybara ahh family
This was funnier in my head
Begging my brother to stop saying he loves playing with balls. Lord help me
I went to Refugio beach today and now I am on my way home and it was VERY FUN and I befriended a 12 year old named Elliot he was very silly :p
This was sex
yaoi blood type metaphor…
“You have panic attacks when you wake up” and??? It’s part of my brand
Nevermind ignore all my recent negative posts. Nature is so beautiful and I love plants and animals
I should read this
Update: I read it holy shit
THE RISE (AND FALL) OF *THE NEW AVENGERS
*the new avengers // mood boards // part I // part II (coming soon)
PART I ⚡︎
╰┈➤ pairing: yelena belova x fem!reader
╰┈➤ warnings: language
╰┈➤ description: after the world is introduced to the new avengers in town, that very group grapples with the weight of their new stardom. they steal val away privately to argue their case and set their demands for the road ahead as the city’s new heroes.
╰┈➤ word count: 2.6k
Your vision was hazy as you looked out into the sea of people and reporters with their gaze fixated on you. There seemed to be no time in between every moment to catch a breath from what the last 24 hours entailed.
Now, your ears rang from the rush of your own adrenaline and the sheer volume of your surroundings. One moment you were celebrating your victory and the next you found yourself on the other side of a very malicious plan that you didn’t sign up for.
The group stood in front of the tarp they practically fell through with unsure glances back and forth. You could feel the shift in the energy surging around you. Each of you was part of a bigger project.
You had no idea things were about to get much more complicated.
“Ladies and gentlemen… meet The New Avengers.” You couldn’t see Val’s face, but you knew how much this was all falling into place perfectly for her.
This came as a shock to most everyone, with the obvious exception of Alexei who was already plotting every which way this would be his claim to fame. Then there was Bob. Though you and the whole team went through the traumatizing task of rescuing Bob from his own undoing, he didn’t remember a lick of what happened. It was only natural that he was standing on the sidelines cheering everyone on.
You felt paralyzed in the spotlight of cameras and microphones being shoved in everyone’s direction. The one person who was left unphased was Yelena. She wore a stoic expression, almost in awe of how everything played out. There was also something more. There was calculated action going on within her.
That’s when she stepped forward. With her chest held high, she creeped towards Val whose fake smile and joy never faltered as she acted for the crowd. Yelena leaned in until her hot breath was against Val’s ear.
“We own you now,” she whispered so cocky that you could practically see her face as she said it. She stepped back, satisfied with herself and the reaction she got out of Val.
You, Ava, and John were expressionless, not knowing exactly how to feel. There was a sense of hope that creeped up in the back of your mind. Maybe things would change for the better and people wouldn’t see you as much of a threat any longer.
Before you could stop him, Alexei cleared his throat and swaggered to the podium. He took the microphone out of Val’s grip, swiping it from her and claiming it as his own.
“I am the Red Guardian!” he shouted. Like most things, he didn’t get the reaction that he wanted. The crowd had gone silent faster than he could finish his sentence. You could practically hear a pin drop. “I know you are all so happy about my return to the spotlight.” More silence. “It is the highest honor to be leader for the Thund- I mean New Avengers!”
He gestured behind him, showing all of you off as if he was gaining ownership instead. You heard Ava scoff at the blatant lie and John grumbled under his breath. Leader my ass
“Alright, that’s enough,” Yelena said while grabbing Alexei by the shoulders and shoving him out of the way.
“We will be back!” Alexei shouted as he was dragged away. The noisy crowd of reporters sprung back into action the second all of you tried your best to leave. There were a million voices overlapping at once, making it hard to concentrate. It was hard to quiet the noise when everything was so loud.
Eventually the talking died down with every step away you made. You were able to survey the damage all of you created and you cringed. Now you understand why the Avengers were hated by so many. Sometimes the damage to be saved is far more excruciating than leaving things up to chance.
“Well, I think that went just swimmingly,” Val said with a satisfying sigh.
“Cut the shit, Val,” Yelena seethed, yanking Val by her arm towards the watchtower.
“I don’t see why you’re complaining here, Yelena. Isn’t this exactly what you wanted?” You all looked at Yelena with curious expressions. “Tired of doing ‘bad guy’ gigs, but here you are protesting what you wanted all along. I made this happen for you.”
Yelena was standing across from you and you could see the fire behind her eyes beginning to build. She was going to do something she would regret. Maybe Val deserves it.
Yelena stepped forward to make a move, but she was stopped by an outside force. Her body seemed to relax and the fire was extinguished. She looked at you and frowned. It was your natural instinct to intervene.
“Stop doing that shit, y/n!” Yelena said.
“I’m sorry, it’s a habit!”
You couldn’t help the fact that you saw Yelena in a fight or flight position and tried to help without question. You slowed her pulse to a respectable rhythm; just enough to eliminate conflict but still excitable. Some may think it's a curse, but it’s a blessing in your eyes.
Yelena rushed towards the watchtower while the rest of you followed. Val tried to go unnoticed by staying back behind the group, but it was a lost cause. Bucky locked his hand around Val’s wrist and dragged her along with the rest of you.
“Leaving so soon?” Ava asked Val.
“Oh, you know, just lots of work to do!”
“Yeah, that’s why you’re coming with us,” Bucky added.
Everyone walked into the tower and headed towards the elevator. There was just enough room for everyone to be uncomfortably piled inside. All except for one.
“Uhm, are you guys sure it’s safe for me t…to come with you?” Bob asked.
“Don’t be silly, of course,” you reassured him while scooting over to the best of your ability. Bob crammed in with the rest of you. You were sure it was a sight to see, almost as if you were stacked inside a clown car.
You rode this way all the way up the elevator. You avoided the main area that was in need of repairs after your fight. One floor below that was another common area that seemed more fitting for gathering. A kitchen along with chairs dispersed and a couple couches were intentionally placed.
Bucky slammed Val into the closest chair and the rest of you surrounded her so there was no chance of escaping. She would be stupid to try and escape with the consequences of her own actions fighting against her now.
“There’s really no need for all of this,” Val chuckled in her usual high and mighty tone. “Do you realize how sweet of a deal you’re getting cut here?”
“At what cost?” John asked.
“At what cost, you say? That’s the thing, there is no cost. Really, I’m doing this out of the generosity in my heart.”
All of you laughed with each other.
“That was a really good one,” Yelena said.
Ava laughed. “I was almost convinced.”
John stepped forward towards Val, leaning down and getting close to her face. “We’re not going to be your little puppets that you get to use however you please.”
“Don’t you get it? That’s all you’ve ever been. To me, to anyone that’s ever ‘believed’ in you.”
She knew that would cut deep for each of you. Your rag-tag group had been used and disposed of plenty of times. It was salt in the wound to say the least.
“Fuck you,” you almost whispered.
John backed off a bit, figuring out how to work his angle. “Well it’s our turn now,” he said. “Whatever we say goes.”
“That little stunt you pulled in front of everyone was a mistake, and I meant what I said,” Yelena chimed in. “The only way you’re going to get what you want is if you listen to us.”
Val scoffed. “And why should I do that?”
“You’re forgetting one thing,” Yelena smirked while pacing a little in front of Val. “We have all worked for you and under you. We know all your secrets because we are the secrets. We may be disposable, but you just upgraded us to the most valuable in a matter of hours.”
Val’s face turned a nasty shade of red with every word Yelena muttered.
“So, that’s why you are going to listen to us. If not, we can change that very quickly,” Yelena said with the most sly smile that resembled a fox. She was enjoying this too much, just like everyone else.
Alexei stood behind Yelena with his arms crossed and head nodding as she spoke. It was easy to tell that Alexei was the most excited over this arrangement.
Val smiled. “You may think that you’re prepared for what’s out there, but you’re wrong.”
“We’re not prepared, not even a little bit. That’s why we have you,” Yelena said.
“What do you suppose you’re going to do with this one over there?” Val pointed to Bob tucked away behind the group. “He’s the one that caused all this, what do you think everyone is going to do the minute he steps out with you?”
You all looked at Bob who looked as if he wanted to crawl into a hole. Val did make a valid point. Bob wouldn’t be able to be seen with the rest of you without protest. If you were being honest with yourself, you weren’t sure if you wanted that either. What if things went wrong again and Bob turned against himself?
“So what?” Yelena said to your surprise. “He’s one of us. If he can’t be seen with us then we won’t be seen at all.”
“Don’t be hasty now,” Alexei interjected.
“You’re probably right. I don’t want to implode again and cause everything to go dark,” Bob said. “I like you guys, I do, but I’m not the hero you think I am.”
“Well I’m glad you came to your senses, Robert,” Val said, relieved. She went to stand up but her request was denied.
“Did I say you could get up?” Yelena snapped. “Stay!”
Yelena turned around to face everyone. You all looked to her for guidance now and she was trying to fill that role for each of you.
“What do we do now?” she asked.
“Well she clearly isn’t going to tell the press anything without ruining her reputation,” Ava said.
“It is time to do the blackmail back.” Alexei grinned and cracked his knuckles.
“I guess that’s one way of putting it,” Bucky sighed. “I’ve done this before to a certain extent. We need supplies and accommodations if we’re really going to do this. I’m talking about crew and backup, weaponry, a base, and extensive planning. It isn’t going to be easy.”
The room was quiet, the only sound was Alexei’s suit rubbing against itself as he leaned in and whispered. “So does that mean I get new suit?”
“Is that really all you are thinking about right now!” Yelena whispered back.
“It really smells… and my helmet smells like rotten.”
“Is that what that is?” Ava asked.
“I mean if we’re talking specifics here, I clearly need a new shield.”
They all spoke over one another at a growing volume until Bucky interrupted. “Is this really important right now!”
“Kind of…” Alexei whispered.
“I don’t think you guys understand the gravity of this situation. It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. All eyes are on us until further notice. Everyone will be watching our every move.”
There was a brief moment of silence to take it all in. Being a so-called superhero seems thrilling at a glance until you make one wrong move. Even something as simple as saving one person can cause you to lose hundreds more in its path. You had no choice but to live in the limelight now.
“Bucky’s right,” you say. “The only way we’re going to be able to do this right is with help and relying on each other. We were set up for failure the moment we were created, but we can change that. I… want to change that.”
Everyone turned to face an uninterested Val once again. “Those are our demands… more or less,” Bucky said.
“Oh, is that all?” Val asked sarcastically.
“You did this to yourself Valentina,” Yelena said. “Now you have to suffer the consequences.”
John laughed, more so to himself than anything. “We are going to make your life a living hell.”
Val looked at everyone, taking time to study each of you. “I’ll have what you need by the end of the week, but no promises.”
“No, you will have what we need,” Yelena demanded, “or else this,” she gestured to each of you, “won’t happen for you.”
“And what will you do then?” Ava dragged out her words.
“You’re nothing without us,” you finished.
Val seemed to choke back what looked like fear. “We’ll see about that.”
You all let her go the same way you came. Her heels clacked against the fresh flooring all the way to the elevator. She left with a ding and never looked back. All that was left was a helpless looking group of heroes that didn’t sign up for what was to come.
“I think that went really well!” Alexei said.
“What do we do now?” Ava asked.
“We wait,” Yelena answered.
“And plan,” Bucky added.
“And plan,” Yelena copied.
“We don’t have anything here, where are we supposed to go?” you asked.
“We stay. We set up here and plan for what’s next.” Yelena side eyed you. You weren’t sure where you and the assassin got off on the wrong foot but you hoped it would pass. The only way you would be able to make it out of this one is together.
She walked away to another part of the room exploring and others followed her initiative. You stood in place and Ava came over to you.
“She thinks you’re unpredictable,” she said.
“How do you know?”
Ava shrugged with her arms crossed. “I can feel it. You’re powerful and fickle, which makes people scared. People don’t like the unknown. It’s like they said, one wrong move and it’s over.”
She walked away now to join the others, leaving you with heavy information to digest. You knew that your powers could be unpredictable, and if provoked, you could easily become overpowered or do something you would regret.
Like usual you had come to find out, Bob stood away from the rest of the group. He stood near the window, looking down on the partially destroyed city. You walked over to join him.
“I guess we need to form some sort of club,” you said with a sigh. “‘The Outcast Avengers’ or something. Apparently we’re an unstable pair.”
Bob scoffed. “In that case, I must be the founding member.”
“Most definitely,” you laughed. “What are you going to do?”
He shrugged. “I don’t know, maybe I can be like head of communications.”
You laughed. “But isn’t that so degrading?”
“Not to me,” Bob shook his head. “I want to help any way I can and if staying back and helping behind the scenes is the only way I can do it, I will. I want to help.”
“That’s really brave of you, Bob. We’ll take any help we can get I’m sure.”
You both stared out the window as medical helicopters flew past and the sounds of sirens wailing down below echoed up to the tower. You sighed the first of many to come in the near future.
“We’re definitely in way over our heads,” Bob said. You let the words linger in the air longer before responding.
“Totally and completely. Let’s hope we don’t drown.”
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Yeah sex is cool and all but have you tried phone sex as a coping mechanism??
“You went thru a trans phase” no I went through a time where I was a man. A boy if you will. Now I am older. The time has changed. I am now sad pomegranate metaphors and the gender of whatever will and Hannibal got going on. I am violence. That’s my gender. Not because I’m inherently masculine now, but because I am wrath. If asked to describe how I feel, I must call myself divine wrath.