Latest Posts by getmizumonod - Page 3

@rivburger I think you might fuck with this tbh

random mundane or surreal blinkie time

Normalize being weird bro. Literally nobody cares. If they do then that’s because they internalized the societal viewpoint that their real personality needs to be under lockdown. Every hot popular girl I’ve ever met no matter the age is either a geek about something that’s considered weird or smth considered normal. Get over it. “But I’m a therian” my brother in Christ so am I. I don’t even hide it. Fuck it, dog ears to school, who gives a fuck. Just be like a vaugely decent person and enough ppl will like you. If you’re a shit person idk eat shit and die slow

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

This was an episode I think?? The ep where thirteen was having hookups w girls

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

Yours is very short compared to most I’ve seen ur good bro

Sorry for editing my pinned post again. Let me know if it's annoyingly long

My fingies are so stiff:( my paws :(((((

I wonder why these two groups have been getting along so well lately

No seriously bc I’m not even a trans man and the amount of hate I see is insane I’m so sorry man that sucksss

I fucking hate Tumblr

Cuddle puddle!!

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

Am I sick. I ate something with mayo on it earlier and I Enjoyed It. Help

I’m sorry to all of my followers you all decided to follow a 15 year old “girl” who treats tumblr like his journal. They have a fucking journal btw she just never uses it. She complains about dumb shit and grew up on Pinterest watching tumblr happen via screenshot.

Hey op they are SHARKS. The bottom one is SHARKS in a CUDDLE PUDDLE. I want you to know this because you look like you have autism or something. Please don’t kill me

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

Gimme my cigs (I don’t smoke cigarettes I smoke sage :p) (someone get me a blunt tho pls)

Am I sick. I ate something with mayo on it earlier and I Enjoyed It. Help

Well adhd comes from nomadic peoples so it would make sense that you’re only moving through a place that has x thing for about two months. Makes perfect sense to me

Bluey adults scare me I’m gonna be so real. They never fuck with Daniel tiger. That’s not okay.

tumblr archetypes

beautiful, intelligent, compassionate transexual whom the government is actively trying to kill

racist bluey adult

I’m not freaking out I’m flipping my shit. What is my shit, you might ask? I dunno. A table. My life goals. Whatevs

It’s always this or improper use of (x), my personal favorite was improper use of a squirrel. Not because it was hot but because it was funny. My only introduction to furry smut ever. I think I read it somewhere reposted from a dildo website imma be real. The reader I believe was an actual bear or smth. Very funny tbh

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

I’m a jack of all trades so imma say yes :3

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

Hate when someone says “oh but it’ll give you a tummy ache.” I don’t care gian. Give me the fucking hot sauce.

Paddington bear, my indigenous icon

Literally I’m chat gpt. I’m chat gpt. I generate most likely answers call that autism gpt

Congress

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

I love checking up on the c.ai users on tumblr. “Oh but now everything is paid :( I remember the good old days :c” uhm yeah. It’s capitalism. The thing with ai is that it costs to run. It’s capitalism you dumbfuck. “It’s falling off” I agree. Go write fanfiction you dumb whore. “I don’t wanna jack off to my own writing.” Bitch. Wattpad. Tumblr. Ao3. TikTok slideshows that 12 year olds write. Your imagination. Anything off r34. Go goon ethically I promise it’ll be 10x better because there’s human touch which you apparently have never experienced. The sweet sweet arms of ai Bakugo Katsuki don’t exist. Fuck off

ICE isn’t real. Not as in the organization isn’t real and a threat, just that it’s not valid. No jurisdiction. No budget. Absolute bullshittery. Absolutely ridiculous. Anyways cut their tires in half, call it a project. Keying their cars does nothing. Calling 911 on strange armed not law enforcement officers running around trying to hurt Americans is very encouraged. Have fun guys.

Love having an autistic family. We got my audhd dad, Mr “I’m not autistic, I understand social cues. I’m a salesman”, my stepmom, Mrs “I’m not neurodivergent and ALSO my stuff always has to be clean. Autism is in vaccines. I’m obsessive about cleanliness and cry when the house isn’t spotless”, my brother (average ADHD 9 year old) and my sister, (autistic as shit) and then me. I guess we can count my mom but she’s just bipolar and hates me. Oh and then there’s me! I read the whole dsm in math class instead of listening and still passed the class!

Vegetables aren’t fucking real. This isn’t a shitpost it’s just they’re not. It’s an arbitrary classification that means NOTHING.

As a former jrotc kid.. yeah. This is half the fucking corps