Media starved daredevil fan, Shane and Ryan enthusiast, otherkin, and occasional ff writer! I also sometimes talk abt racism and American culture being weird :3
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Latest Posts by getmizumonod - Page 4
You know I like you when I tell you the racist grandpa lore
Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
My favorite part of this fucking hellsite
I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...
“When you sit there, acting like you know me, acting like you only brought me here to get below me.” Is such a banger lyric and I CAN believe it came from my goat vessel Marie token
Absolute peak
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I need adderall + weed + good t4t sex. That would fix me
son, me and your mother added each other to our dnis. you have to unfollow one of us if you want to interact...
My favorite thing about this is that all of these insults are things I can only describe as “something papa said on the phone once right before nonna found out he had tattoos” and 100% google translated
i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian
dying to be held tenderly and treated like im the sweetest most precious thing in the world
I ain’t never met someone who does bjj who’s mentally well. Theyre always like “im punishing myself by not tapping” or whatever. Cringe. I just let men manhandle me because yeah. Never actually executed a fucking move on anyone bc nobody’s my size or weight class. Incredibly sad tbh
This is a vent/rant so if you don’t wanna see that ignore it lol
I take back everything I said abt my gf this bitch is too goddamn close to being gone. Sigh. Uncertainty abt the future of our relationship she says. I could die in a car crash today. But doesn’t mean I don’t have plans to go to the fuckin beach this weekend. Don’t date guys. Never date. Spend your days alone.
Cuz wdym like your mindset isn’t the thing fucking up this. Like???? Get over yourself??? I *cannot* be the only one fighting for a relationship. Anyways uhm breakup advice needed? Maybe? Hopefully not but it seems that’s where she’s going??
Hey Kade?? I love you??
Bro I need this cut so bad
Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so
Bro I need this cut so bad
Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so
“I have a cock- shit I meant I have a Glock- WRONG CLASS I WILL PASS YOUR GUARD” I love being in a class w 12 year old boys they’re idiots
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. Let me out of the social prison 💔💔 leave me alone I’m not going to the disco MADONNE NON IM NOT GOING TO THE DISCO IM PLAYING MINECRAFT ON DISCORD VC CURSING MY FRIENDS OUT IN ASL
The “respectable young woman” you’re letting watch your children is actually a queer puppy drinking the rest of her salad dressing like it’s a shot because she’s bored while she thinks of what colors her ribbon skirt is gonna be and debates buying a collar
I’m ngl all you need to know is protect the jugular, keep chin down in a choke, the hardest parts of your body are back of head (hitting w this will disorient you but it is a last resort option), bottom of palm, elbow, and knee. Targets are temple, solar plexus, instep, groin (male or female), ears rip, piercings rip, eyes hurt, and eyes will water if you’re hit in the nose. Stay safe!
Bakery sounds so fun I hope you get the job!
What’s your favorite clothes item/ accessory because canine?
ohhhh that’s a difficult question!
Well, I like the leather jacket I recently acquired! Oddly enough it’s kinda the same shade of black my fur is? (Hopefully that makes sense) I also really like necklaces though! I have the one I bought from Luneprint, it kinda reminds me of a collar so I really like it.
Other than that I’m working on slowly expanding my wardrobe to more of my aesthetic, so I don’t have that much.
Wbu? :D
Just went to bjj for the first time after a three week break and got my ass kicked. MY ENTIRE CLASS IS 140-160lb MEN IM A FUCKING 125lb BIO CHICK IM GONNA DIE 😭😭
Oooo that’s so cool! I have a bunch of dumbass medical problems but they somehow prevent me from EVERYTHING but martial arts lol! A bakery sounds SOOO FUN to work at ngl!
What’s your favorite clothes item/ accessory because canine?
ohhhh that’s a difficult question!
Well, I like the leather jacket I recently acquired! Oddly enough it’s kinda the same shade of black my fur is? (Hopefully that makes sense) I also really like necklaces though! I have the one I bought from Luneprint, it kinda reminds me of a collar so I really like it.
Other than that I’m working on slowly expanding my wardrobe to more of my aesthetic, so I don’t have that much.
Wbu? :D
No that’s so real!! But also I can never remember anything…
I really need to make an updated list of my hyperfixations- that shit lONG
No that’s so real I have no stable income 😭 like I make 30 bucks an hour to babysit but I NEVER have clients and I’m too young to take my job offer at a self defense studio 😔😔
What’s your favorite clothes item/ accessory because canine?
ohhhh that’s a difficult question!
Well, I like the leather jacket I recently acquired! Oddly enough it’s kinda the same shade of black my fur is? (Hopefully that makes sense) I also really like necklaces though! I have the one I bought from Luneprint, it kinda reminds me of a collar so I really like it.
Other than that I’m working on slowly expanding my wardrobe to more of my aesthetic, so I don’t have that much.
Wbu? :D
Awesome!! :D
Hmmm.. good question! I luv my black cargo pants because somehow they make me feel very dog. I also have a collar I stole from my cat (she grew out of it) that I wear as a bracelet sometimes! Might need to look at luneprint..
What’s your favorite clothes item/ accessory because canine?
ohhhh that’s a difficult question!
Well, I like the leather jacket I recently acquired! Oddly enough it’s kinda the same shade of black my fur is? (Hopefully that makes sense) I also really like necklaces though! I have the one I bought from Luneprint, it kinda reminds me of a collar so I really like it.
Other than that I’m working on slowly expanding my wardrobe to more of my aesthetic, so I don’t have that much.
Wbu? :D
I say “father the fish has whiskers” he takes the entire fucking infection (whisker lookin shit) out of the fuckin fish’s mouth and then the fish is fine. What the hell
No tags if this found you it’s meant to
Absolute w bag I made at my second sewing and mending club. There’s also a key loop and a mini bag on the inside!
I’m reblogging just to read this I’m ngl
Fanfic Rec
Time travel story where the New Avengers (Thunderbolts) go back to 2012.
I LOVE THIS ONE. It's my fav at the moment and I look forward to every time they post. https://archiveofourown.org/works/65227192/chapters/167789554
“But ur autistic that’s so fun and silly” bro I act permanently 5 years old whenever I’m mildly interested in something. Do you understand how damaging that was to young me? I’m physically incapable of masking, do you understand how dangerous that is? Do you understand how close I was to being institutionalized? Autistic people are still being demonized. I talk to little kids like I’m a little kid sometimes, do you know how many times that’s made me be called a pedophile? I’m 15 years old. I’m 15 and being treated like a 30 year old man who likes kids. I don’t like kids, (like that) I simply am a kid. I’m autistic, I’m not crying in the corner because I’m on drugs, I haven’t eaten in two days because I have no safe foods and I dropped 5 pounds and the music is too loud so I froze here in the back of a target.
Being American is cool and all but being from a fun country is so much cuntier
girl helppp
new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better