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tumblr why do you think i am interested in greek mythology the only mythology i care about is the kind that involves gay people and murder and ridiculously convoluted plotlines with connections as vague as anything on the scp wiki.
i love how many ways this could be interpreted. but also yes we should all do this again next week
[DRENCHED IN BLOOD] we really should all do this again next week, yes
it’s really funny when tumblr mechposting is tagged with lancer or armored core or whatever. like i don’t think this is an existing setting anymore, you don’t need the pretense to write toxic pilot-handler yuri
Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
the stars and the universe love you
Don't forget to tell all the tall submissive trans girls they're very cute today.
happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday
“i’m emotionally strong” i think as i hit shuffle on the i saw the tv glow soundtrack.
my heart is like a claw machine
crying immediately
tragic: silly dog required to remember how to make an ipad use the correct resolution of a tv connected via hdmi
*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
petition to swap weathers i hate the sun
petition to uninvent the cold wind when its nice and sunny out
fallout new vegas is somehow more stable with 100gbs of mods
*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash
This was peak gaming UI
dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
it’s especially stressful if said linux install is nixos, an operating system *specifically designed to not break easily*. it turns out far enough in the process of building a nixos configuration rollbacks stop working entirely.
Girl who does not have enough things to stress over every day: what if I broke my Linux install
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot NOW
doggirl healer... what have you done
sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while
i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck
experiencing the shocking realization that dog treats taste good actually
i would never
NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it
Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post
Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)
idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again