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Penguin Salesman?

Does that mean I'm a Penguin that happens to be a Salesman? Or a Salesman selling Penguins? Or am I selling TO the penguins something?

This is complicated.

Guess I'll just settle for the less complicated option of being an Evil Genius.

What’s your next career?

Petting

*INTJ and ENFP petting a puppy. The puppy begs for more and ENFP obliges*

INTJ: Hmm... I wonder why animals like being petted all the time? Does is really that good?

ENFP: why don't you try it for yourself and find out?

*ENFP fiendishly smiles at INTJ*

INTJ: What? What are you --?

*ENFP pets INTJs head*

ENFP: So, how is it?

INTJ: Ahem. ... Well... It's ok.

INTJ: I mean it does feel good but it's nothing someone will be addicted to.

ENFP: Well, there you have it.

*ENFP stops petting INTJ*

INTJ: oh I'm sorry... Did I say 'stop'?

INTJ: Now do it again and this time tell me I'm 'a good boy'.

Phew! I thought I was going crazy or something.

Brief and semi-serious post: If you’re an INTJ, there’s a good chance your Fi is going to develop more the older you get. If you have developed Fi, you might come across as more “sensitive” than the INTJ stereotype. You might even mistype as INFP or ISFP at times. This is common. You are still an INTJ.

My top functions, when tested, come out as Te, Ni, and Fi. Sometimes Ni and Fi are tied. It took reaching my late 20s for me to start evaluating what the “truth” was and what was important on a personal level, and as a consequence I became a bit moralistic and emotional. It doesn’t make me any less of an INTJ.

Not every INTJ is a ball of sarcasm or stoicism 24/7. If your Fi is developed, you’re probably a bit softer than an INTJ is “supposed” to be. There’s nothing wrong with you. You haven’t been mistyped as INTJ. Go paint or write or play music or do something to let that developed Fi flourish. It’s your friend.

It starts with....

INTJ (Me) : Hey, dude. When is our meeting time again?

INFP (Bestfriend) : IT STARTS WITH ...

INTJ and INFP: ... ONE THING! I DONT KNOW WHY!

INTJ: ...

INFP: ...

INTJ: ... But no, seriously...

Weak and Frail

INTJ (Me): I won't be able to go with you. Can you carry all these bags by yourself?

INFP (Sister): What? You think I can't do it cause I'm a weak and frail woman?!

INTJ: O.O

INFP: Well, I AM Weak and Frail but NOT because I'm a woman!

INTJ: O.O?

INFP: SEXIST PIG!!

INTJ: O.O?!?!

INTJ: *I have no idea what is happening right now.*

Confession...

INTJ: ENFP, I have something to say to you.

ENFP: *Blushing and wide eyed* Yes, INTJ?!

INTJ: you might think that it's funny but I am being totally serious right now, alright?

ENFP: What?! no! I'd never laugh at you! Just say it. From the bottom of your heart! It's gonna be fine!

INTJ: Alright.... Here it goes....

ENFP: *Patiently and nervously waiting for INTJ*

INTJ: ... I'm ...... Not as smart as you think I am!

ENFP: O.O

INTJ: phew. Wow. That felt great! Admitting that I am not smart as the internet tells me I am, is like a load off my shoulders.

INTJ: Thanks ENFP! Now, unto the next level. Telling INFP that she's *gulp* smarter than me...

INTJ: Wish me luck!

ENFP: O.O *whispers* INTJ no Baka.

You gotta love these dorks

They dance 

I'm calling it...

I just read BNHA's manga chapter 193.5

SPOILER ALERT!!

Avoid this now if you don't want spoilers! Especially to the upcoming BNHA movie.

Anyways, to those who stayed:

In Chapter 193.5, it showed that after All Might graduated, he went abroad to train. Because he was still no match against All for One and his Master already died by then.

For me, this smells alot like foreshadowing for Deku's Story and the future of the BNHA.

I hypothesize 3 possible story lines.

1.) After Deku graduates, he too will go abroad to train his powers. I am not sure with whom yet. I imagine it could be Gran Torino IF he is still alive then. After all, he IS old.

And then the story continues after (n) years. There is a time skip and everyone is older.

It will be called, BNHA Shippuden. xD

2.) After Deku graduates, he goes abroad to train.

And then the story continues to follow Deku abroad. Meaning, we won't see the rest of UA for a long time. And at the same time, we will be introduced to a whole new cast of foreign heroes.

Eventually, when he gets stronger, he will return home. He may or may not bring someone home with him. Maybe a pet or a sidekick or maybe a love interest.

3.) After Deku graduates, he still trains but is not going abroad. Maybe just go travel up on some mountain or something.

Personally, I think the last one is the most boring, so I hope it's not that.

And I really hope it's the first one.

I guess, I just really want to see the time skipped versions of every hero in BNHA.

I wanna see Bakugou controlling his emotions and being balanced and humble but self confident. And I want to see him working with other heroes too. Not just Kirishima and the Bakusquad. Also, I wanna see him end up with Uraraka. xD

I wanna see Shouto with experience in using both of his quirks at the same time. I also, want to see Shouto realizing that he is the Avatar, destined to control all four elements XD. Also also, todomomo FTW.

I could be wrong after all. I just thought that this would be an interesting discussion. What do you guys wanna see if BNHA does go through a time skip? What do you guys think will happen in future BNHA chapters?

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!

I am a typical INTJ so of course I had to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon.

Predictive Text Meme

I am a typical <insert your MBTI> so of course I <predictive text until a full sentence>.

Mod Contra:

I am a typical ENFP so of course I think I’m going to be a good friend.

(Social interaction experiment) INFP: *nervously* Soo do you want to come with me to Africa to work at an elephant sanctuary?

INTJ: I've never been in Africa before. Nor have I ever been in a sanctuary of any animal. I'm afriad my answer is no.INFP: oh... Ok. *Sniffles**INFP walks away*INTJ: *Sigh* Damnit.*INFP arrives in Africa and sees INTJ with a sign board with INFP's name on it. INTJ is also riding an elephant with the entire animal kingdom behind him. ... Even the fishes, crabs, octopi and other sea creatures.*INTJ: What took you so long? Do you have any idea how hard it was to stop these animals from eating each other?

Man, I love how DFFOO really makes me nostalgic. So much memories flooding back to me. These guys are my main party when I play their respective games. Thanks Square Enix! For awesome games, awesome story, awesome graphics and awesome memories.

INTJ / Filipino .... I'm Filipino btw.

Reblog with your MBTI and worst subject

Either worst or least favourite

I have a theory I want to test

INTJ / English

Well of course they won't say it. Pacifica paid Dipper to not to

This is what completing Pacifica’s quest will get you. (“They won’t say their in love…”)

Pacifica: So... You think I'm pretty, huh?

Dipper: THAT'S what you got from what I said?!

One of the best ships in modern animation. And since this is an official source it’s pretty clear the direction the show would’ve taken had it continued on for another season or two.

ENFP: “I’ve decided I’m going to open my own business, if that doesn’t work I’ll become a chiropractor!” *4 hours later* “actually I’ve decided I’m moving to Germany, see ya!”

INTJ: OK? take care? ... Be back by 10pm?

cue csi theme song’s YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can I just kill that faggot? - istp

You can but you may not. Now try again, ISTP.

ENFP: Oo, oo, oo! LET’S RIDE THAT FERRIS WHEEL LATER AT NIGHT AND LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS AND TAKE PICTURES AND EAT POPCORN :)!!

Ok. Just don't rock the pod. I'm fucking terrified of heights. ... I mean it...

I guess the voting is still ongoing. I'll just reblog this

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO KEEP VOTING KACCHAKO!

Let’s not lose ground in the twitter contest fam! Remember to tweet with the hashtag:

#爆豪とお茶子でタッグ点灯 

to give Kacchako love and light up Kyoto Tower with our colors!

Also remember to spread the word if you’re active on other social media platforms!

ESFP: "LET'S HANG OUT AT A BEACH! I'm sure you'll like the ocean through your feet!"

INTJ: ... I want to know your thought process on why you would think I would ever like to go to the beach.

I'm just schemes

Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes

Social Interaction Experiment

Send me an Ask containing a MBTI personality type with a dialogue and I will reply. Let's see how an INTJ would respond.

Ex:

ENTJ: Let's do the thing.

INTJ: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

*Does the thing anyways*

I don't have Twitter so I'll just reblog this. XD

a quick something to show my support for  #爆豪とお茶子でタッグ点灯!

if you want kacchako to win the contest, vote by tweeting the hashtag above on Twitter!

The bible is incredibly edited. If it fits together, which is heavily does not, it's because someone arranged it to be that way. Books that didn't match up were discarded. It's nothing more than a collection of short stories, cultivated in a vain attempt to convince generations of people to pass judgement on others. There's not a shred of evidence a word of it is anything more than personal delusion. Believing is just buying into that delusion.

Actually, the Bible is the most authenticated ancient text known to man. What does that mean? A lot of things actually…

The Bible has the smallest time gap between the time it was first written and the earliest manuscripts we have. That is VERY important when we are dealing with ancient documents because it greatly increases probability of reliability. We are going to take a few moments to compare the New Testament to other ancient historical accounts that are considered trustworthy and reliable. I usually just link to this whole video but I felt like throwing in pictures this time because I’m Extra like that

By historical comparison, the earliest manuscripts we have of the New Testament were written in a shockingly short time span from when the original document was penned - a mere 50 years. But there is so much more…

Every single manuscript out of the 24,633 we have of the New Testament alone matches up virtually perfectly, which means they were copied, not edited. They were not perpetuated like a game of telephone, they are true to their original content. How does that compare to the works of other ancient text? Look how many we have of Caesar, Plato, and Tacitus in comparison to the New Testament:

The next closest in regards to the number of manuscripts we have would be Homer’s Iliad with a total of 643 manuscripts

That still leaves the Bible leading by 23,990 manuscripts.

The foundational points of Caesar’s life, the preservation of the Iliad, and the reliability of Tacitus’ writings are considered rock solid. We believe those events happened, we believe the stories told are ones the authors wrote. So why do we doubt the Bible which is FAR more trustworthy than anything else we have? 643 x 38.31 to be exact.

So internally it’s accurate, but what about externally? How do we know it is not simply the writers perpetuating a lie? Glad you asked! Next slide…

Apart from the Bible, we have 9 non-Christian outside sources and 33 Christian outside sources. That brings us to a total of 42 outside sources affirming the events and authenticity of the Bible. Compare that to the second place who would be Caesar of which we only have ten outside sources documenting his life.

We don’t doubt the events of Caesar’s life, we don’t say that there is no evidence to prove the words about him are true, we don’t claim that these other books are so heavily edited that we can no longer believe anything they say is accurate. So why do we doubt the Bible is true?

The Bible blows everything else away. It passes every test of authenticity by a massive amount. If we disregard the validity of the Bible, we have to discard everything we claim to know about ancient history because the Bible is the absolute highest standard for historical accuracy. That’s a fact. (You can watch the whole video including why the four eye-witness gospel accounts are important here)

Let's signal boost!

tumblr mirrors on ‘photosugar’

So idk if others have noticed this before - but it’s the first time I’m seeing this, hence the post.

There’s a website, https://www.photosugar.com, which apparently mirrors all pictures, gifsets etc. people post on their tumblrs (and also other social media sites like twitter and instagram, if I understand it correctly). An example for a tumblr user, with my name: https://www.photosugar.com/tu/lordhellebore

Now it won‘t turn up anything but a 404 error in my case, because I sent an e-mail to the contact address, which is darius@photosugar.com with the title “My content on your website”:

Hello, it’s come to my attention that you are mirroring all of the posts containing pictures/gifs that I post on my tumblr. I am asking you to stop pulling the content from my tumblr and to delete me from your website. tumblr username is „lordhellebore“ Thank you.

I got a reply consisting of the single word “removed” after just one day, and as you can see, it worked perfectly fine with the informal mail I sent. So if you want them to stop mirroring your tumblr, it seems all you really need to do is this.  

I can’t test the site for all of my mutuals, but I’m tagging a few whom I found on there by random trial & error, and I suggest you look yourself up if you see this post and dislike tumblr mirrors (even if this one is only for pictures, not text).

@janiedean, @ladytp, @vaysh11, @lunavagantt, @einemelodieimwind, @robb-greyjoy, @youbuggingme, @ysilme, @rex-luscus, @bai-xue, @viendiletto, @electricalice, @contessa-de-leusse, @memetic-mutism, @bluecichlid, @mrs-storm-andrews, @ladymothwing, @prismatic-bell, @kittykatknits, @tinkili

….basically, whomever I’m trying at random, it seems that you’re on there.

 Please reblog so others can know and ask for removal if they want to. 

Romantic INTJ

INTJ: I can be romantic...

ENFP: HAHAHAHA

INFP: HAHAHAHA

ENTP: HAHAHAHA

ENTJ: HAHAHAHA

INTP: HAHAHAHA

INFJ: HAHAHAHA

Everybody else: HAHAHAHA

INTJ: I will surely and utterly destroy each and every one of you with my intimate affections. You will all fall deeply and madly in love with me.

World Domination Plans

*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*

INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?

INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.

INFP: Wait, WHAT?!

INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.

INFP: Where is it now?!

INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.

INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.

INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!

INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.

INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...

*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*

INFP: Is that a robot army?!

INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.

INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?

INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.

INFP: ENFP knows about this too?

INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.

INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!

INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.

Edges for life! I'm an edgelord!

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them