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Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

my type

tired men who need a fucking break/sleep:

injured men who need a fucking vacation/retirement:

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THE PROTECTIVENESS??? THE POSSESSIVENESS RESULTING FROM THAT PROTECTIVENESS?????

"I'm the guy who steps in.."

THIS IS BEING RECORDED. EVERYONE IS WATCHING KACCHAN PLEDGE THAT HE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR IZUKU SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FUCKING SEDATE ME

Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with

yeah dirty talk is hot, but how about you command me not to make any noise at all while you fuck me as you get rougher with each time i let even one tiny whimper slip? what about you wrapping your hand more and more tightly around my throat with each thrust until i can’t even make a noise except for my pathetic attempts at gasping for air? what about that???

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

I love you sassy reader I love you meek reader I love you slutty reader I love you virgin reader I love you reader with an insane background I love you reader who's inserted into Canon I love you Mary sues I love you poorly disguised self insert

Feral Gojo english dub highlights... Just close your eyes and listen..

The original percy jackson series is about cycles of abuse and neglect, right. Were introduced to percy as a kid who has clearly been left behind by a school system that has given up on him, restless and unengaged and self-defetist because hes been given nothing that works for him and no one even tries to meet him where he is. Then hes told no, listen, your neurodivergence is amazing and you just need to be given something that actually utilizes your unique palatte. And thats obviously the uplifting idea rick wanted for his kids, right. But once we get to know chb the same cycles are happening there too. There are kids "left behind" there too for one reason or another, because their parents dont want to claim them, because their parents werent important enough to get a cabin. Do you get it, all the kids who dont fit the most common neurotypes get shoved into the same closet. Kids are being left in a cruel world to fend for themselves without the tools they need. Theyre dying because no one bothered to accommodate them. Its such an obvious parallel that the first chapter introduces a teacher whos written to be especially hard on percys disability and she turns out to literally be one of these monsters trying to kill him. Meanwhile sally jackson tells him she named him after Perseus because she wanted a redemption for a hero whos story ended in tragedy. Meanwhile every book in the series replicates a greek myth step for step until the moment they break the cycle. Annabeth, playing Odysseus, is talked down from her hubris and grounded by her friends. Percy, playing Heracles, meets someone wronged by the original Heracles and rights his wrongs by refusing to go down the same selfish path as him. Monsters are reborn because they are--as the books explicitly call them--achetypes. These kids are stuck inside the cyclical nature of mythology because thats what happens to mythology, it gets retold over and over again. But these are the kids who have to live it. The series ends with percy being offered immortality and he rejects it because he wants to use his godly favor to force them to break their cycle of neglecting their kids. The series ends with a declaration that we cant keep letting this happen. The very first book offees the same choice. It ends with percy refusing to keep the head of medusa as a spoil of war, refusing his heroic reward. He lets his mother have the head and use it to kill gabe. Isnt that fucking crazy for a kids book? Gabe wasnt a Monster. He wasnt going to Turn to Dust and Disappear in a narratively convenient way. He was a living breathing mortal dude and percy and his mom killed him without remorse. Break the cycle of abuse!!!! Dont let this happen again!!! Anyway thats why the original percy jackson series is Hey where are you going with our breadsticks

I'm about to drop the sickest Lord of the Rings theory yet

So plants emit ultrasonic high-pitched "screams" when in distress, the only thing is that they're too high-pitched for humans to hear. However, researchers think that insects and even some mammals might be able to hear them, possibly even dogs.

Elves are known for being extremely in-tune with nature, both in folklore and in Tolkien's works. They're also shown to have senses beyond anything humans can even comprehend, both in terms of eyesight and hearing. They also have extremely long, pointed ears.

So, I raise you this: Can Elves hear plants scream?

i would have a THREESOME w both wdym 🤨🤨🤨

Guys I have no self awareness. Do I seem like a Gojo girlie or a Geto girlie? 😭

I'm scared hahaha... mom pls pick me up

Jujutsu Kaisen | Shibuya Incident Arc Opening

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

You were sure your girlfriend knew your secret identity, so you were happy to flirt with her both in and out of costume. But today she confessed to cheating on you. With you.

Gojo not taking care of brats more

i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩

Reblog if you loved Vigilante Shit from first listen because I need to know who also has superior tastebuds

barbenheimer 💖💣

Mary when Matthew is walking home in S1 E5

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

Me reading fanfics about characters in shows/movies I don’t plan on watching anytime soon:

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Taylor writing song after song about how she worked so hard to make sure she would never lose him to her writing a song about how he didn’t even notice or care that he needed to try and keep her is

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