First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.
you were gone for like 3 years and come out with a black compression shirt and a fresh cut THIS MAN IS A WHORE.
IT WAS THE MOMMY ISSUES FOR ME
Every new generation of girls at some point as a child or teen must watch Lord of the rings so they can fall in love with Aragorn and Legolas.
Also faramir and Eomer too
These Thranduil promo shots are golden
Bilbo Baggins doesn't always socialize, but when he does, it's with The King under the Mountain & his royal family, an angel, the de facto High King of the Noldor, The King of the Woodland Realm, The King of Dale, & The King of the Reunited Kingdom.
The guy left his home one (1) time & became the most politically influential person in Middle-earth.
Thranduil was the parent who dressed Legolas in little baby robes so he always matched Ada
*officiating a wedding* I now pronounce you doomed by the narrative
i should be reviewing for my exams later, but here am i, typing fictional men names and adding an x reader into it.
I really want to re-write Harry Potter but Harry is put in Slytherin and I’ll take out all the racism, fix the slavery issues and of course fix the poor world building. Don’t forget finally giving Draco the redemption he deserves
fanfiction writers are the literal backbone of society
the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion
You are a supervillain who went undercover as a superhero for jokes, only to discover how corrupt the system is in the hero society. The system is so corrupt that you agree to lead a small group of superheroes to rebel against the unjust hero society.
#Merry crisis
My contribution to this meme
the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like “oh we’re so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn’t even use your father’s extensive resources that could’ve easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren’t we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession–”
Wayne Galas: exist
Fanfic writers: this setting can fit so many scenarios
Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one
maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay
Clark, a lit nerd since birth, at a JL meeting making a Big Speech: there is always something left to love.
Bruce, an introvert who went to bougie private school book clubs: Gabriel García Márquez, one hundred years of love.
Clark, heart eyes over the fact someone knew his quote: w-what
Guide to character arcs
Writing character development
Character arc ideas
Why character arcs don’t have to last forever or be linear
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
not to be headass but I genuinely think I could write a better book than most best sellers rn
reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s
Shout out to fanfic writers that don’t get put on rec lists.
Shout out to fanfic writers who write short fanfics.
Shout out to fanfic writers who don’t write often.
Your fics are just as much a labor of love.
banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love
if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you
friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.
Alfred Pennyworth is the literal definition of the meme "Call for an ambulance! But not for me!"
Image Source: The Batman's Grave #10
so i watched star wars with my 10yr old niece and as soon as luke appeared on the screen she gasped and yelled “look its troy bolton!!!”