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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.
Of course they are
About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
Mist dots the afternoon air, cold and crisp as the wind sings. Each step only lead to more creaking of the stairs. A light ring of an unanswered phone calls out drawing people near. Silence had already been unwelcoming so is the dripping. For once the two prayed he had been making a sound. Yet he was no where to be found. Soft thuds wouldn't have been alarming if it weren't for the pained crys that came with. The Birt with a burst of energy rushed to the room housing the noise. Light and quiet sobs pushed and pulled at the noisy air. Another cry, caused the door to burst open. There the raven was standing holding a broken vase, shaking and choking on his own sobs. The blond immediately pulled the other close, noticing the cutts coating the arms and heavy brusing on the neck. Not only that but a broken window said it all the glass layed on the floor. The Brit glanced his companion down taking note of bite marks and scratching on the other thighs. "Taurtis," Grian began while rubbing the others back allowing his friend to lean into him "you're safe ok, I am here anyways it was self defense" Grian cooed.
"But," Taurtis began trying hold himself together only to cry into Grians shoulder "I- I-" he got cut off when the Brit shused him.
"Don't," Grian scolded as Sam bolted up stairs with silly "now can I ask who?" Grian finished with a soft tone.
"GRIAN," Sam shouted while having the blond hand Taurtis over to silly who had a first aid kit " I saw a person with glass in their arm running!" As soon as he finished the two males gave each other a nod.
Taurtis began to flick through channels relaxing in Grians lap, who just let it happen. Though Sam let out a gasp and snatched the remote. As the news reported a person dead with no evidence to be found, the person looked way to familiar for comfort for Taurtis. The rabbit and Brit looked at each other as a uneasy silence fell upon them. "Did you two-"
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.
You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself
but you killed everyone else around you too.
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Not the best will redraw later but enjoy :D
Reason To Love Taurtis (thank you @mysticalfriendlyintrovert for the amazing idea)
He is absolutely hilarious!! I mean watch any of his videos or the videos he is in. He never fails to cheer me up or plenty of other people with his goofy personality.
He puts so much love, passion, and time into his videos. Whenever he uploads a video (for example the To The End series), you could feel the passion and love he had to put it out. You can tell that he really has a huge passion for making videos, and these are the types of people we need as content creators, people who are genuinely making videos not for fame but because they actually have a passion for it.
His editing is out of this world! THIS!! One of the biggest reasons he deserves more recognition, he is a literal god at editing and its such an experience to watch whenever he puts any highly edited video out. Like the skill this guy has blows my mind. He makes all of these videos by himself, he doesn't hire an editor he does it all by himself because he has a passion for editing and making videos for people to enjoy and hopefully make them happier. Like seriously if you haven't watched anything from him besides the stuff he did with Grian (and the person who I won't name because ew) I really recomend checking him out and giving his content a chance.
He cares about his fans!! The amount of times he just takes to interact with his fans is just amazing, he make each and every single one of his fans feel like they are welcomed. He interacts with his livestream chat a lot and that makes the livestream experience with him so much fun and more enjoyable.
Just this whole stream! This whole stream is a reason to love him.
6. All the times he played with his fans on Hypixel! I cannot express this enough with how much I love how much he interacts and does stuff with his fans. He makes us all feel like his friend.
7. In his private Members only Discord server we were all in voice chat playing on the Members only Minecraft server when Taurtis joined the voice chat and joined the server and hanged out with us for a while. It was so much fun and really proved to me how amazing Taurtis really is.
8. He says the most iconic things, "Friendship is stronger than bacon". I mean there is just so much iconic lines from this man that I may have to make a whole seperate post for that.
9. HE CREATED TORITOS!!! I mean if this isn't iconic I don't know what is
10. His personality is just so sweet and can literally cheer you up in a instant!! Like no matter how many times I rewatch his vidoes they never fail to cheer me up, it is like some sort of magic. (Taurtis has powers confirmed)
11. He has helped edit or even edited a couple of Grians vlogs and they were so amazing.
12. He loves ice cream!! And we love a person who loves ice cream!!!
13. In his Evo episodes, or just any of his highly edited videos. He has this whole part of this video with music and shows everyones fanart and credits each and every one of them. This guy literally out here giving artists the attention they deserve.
14. He tries his best to avoid drama and does a very good job at avoiding it. Even though he has so much comments asking where so and so is he still remains calm and ignores them and when he does awknowledge them he handles it in a very mature way.
15. You can tell he is an amazing friend to Grian and every friend he has ever had. He cares about them and the amount of times he has appreciated Grian in a stream makes my heart melt.
16. In one of his No Mans Sky streams he literally name planets and even solar systems after people who have donated or became a member to him.
17. In his Coming back home video he was talking about how he didn't know if people would even want him back if he wasn't doing evo. Rewatching that breaks my heart because that is not true at all at least to me. I love him for him and I would watch anything he makes. I am not only here for a video series I am here because of how amazing you are Taurtis.
So this is what I wrote down and have been able to think of so far if I think of more or if any of you people think of anymore please do not be afraid to reblog and mention them. I am happy to be using this blog as mainly a place to appreciate or fangirl over Taurtis, he has helped me a lot and I just cannot ever thank him enough so why not try and give him some love and appreciation.
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
[My favorite ones from here]
Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.
Taurtis : That's gre-
Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?
Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!
Grian : What?
Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.
Grian : Oh, okay.
Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.
Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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OMG
.......
Check out @incorrect-templates where these either came from or are based on. (Some are altered slightly)
Taurtis: You really think you are the smartest
Grian: No dear, I know I am the smartest
Taurtis: little egotistical bitch
Grian: where the hell did you learn that!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Grian, locking Taurtis in the car: act like a child, get treated like one
Taurtis: Wait isnt it illegal to lock one in a car
Grian:
Taurtis:
Grian, opening the door: get out and come one, you're lucky I love you
~~~~~~~~~~
Taurtis: are you trying to seduce me
Grian, shaking in concern: well why are you so seducible!?
~~~~~~~
Grian, grabbing Taurtis' shoulders: what is wrong with you
Taurtis: Oh I dont know my friends abuse me, I have low self esteem, being told I'm nothing, I dont get proper criticism, feel like everyone hates me, anxiety, and I want to die
Grian, hugging Taurtis: Bud, let's get you therapy
Taurtis, sobbing: I need lo-love
Grian, rubbing Taurtis' back: I will make it up to you after we get you a therapy
Check out @incorrectquotesideas that's where these come from or based on (though a few were changed slightly)
Grian: we're not dating!
Taurtis: not with that attitude we're not
Grian:
Taurtis:
Grian: I guess we are
~~~~~~~~~~
Grian: start talking!
Taurtis: well I-
Grian: shut up!
Taurtis, sniffling: o... oh
Grian, hugging Taurtis: no wait please dont cry
~~~~~~~~~
Grian: Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life, you're just too interesting
Taurtis: I can stop being intrested watch this
Taurtis, freezing:
Taurtis:
Grian: hello?
Taurtis:
Grian: okay, well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up
[Incorrect Grian, sam and Taurtis quotes]
( based on: incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org)(not exact quotes)
Taurtis: I love you two, you're basically the best thing that's happened to me
Sam: we're the best thing that's happend to you?
Taurtis: Yup!
Grian: Bud I am staring to feel a little sorry for you
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Taurtis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth!?
Grian: you're a hazrd
Sam: and a coward, do 30!
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Grian, crossing his arms: Taurtis, I know Sam forecabally snuck you out last night
Taurtis:
Sam, whispering: play dumb!
Taurtis: who's Taurtis?
Grian, furrowing his brows: excuse me
Sam, shaking his head: not that dumb!
~~~~~~~~~
Taurtis, looking at Grian: how's the cutest one here~
Grian: I dont know how are they~
Sam, standing up: I am doing great
Grian: that was directed at Taurtis you mindless prune
Taurtis:
Taurtis: wait what?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Taurtis: Sam are you sure this way, is the right one?
Sam: about as sure as my honesty
Grian: In that case we are lost, also I am taking Taurtis.
how to draw arms ? ?
thinking about this dynamic
“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”
“I’ve become skeptical of the unwritten rule that just because a boy and a girl appear in the same feature, a romance must insue. Rather, I want to portray a slightly different relationship, one where the two mentally inspire eachother to live-if I am able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.” -hayao miyazaki
pitbulls are like
:3
Reblog if you ARE ace, SUPPORT ace people or actually have FANGS in real life
WTF
just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.
for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.
autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.
💛 - your local actually autistic pal
p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.
@mysticalfriendlyintrovert
Grian: what?
Taurtis, yelling: you are a fucking asshole what the living fuck did the rabbit do to you!?
Grian:.......
Taurtis: well!?
Grian, speaking softly: but your my Taurtis, you know I dont like you chilling with rabbits
Taurtis: I-I am sorry.... I
Grian, cutting Taurtis off: no you're right...
Taurtis:
Grian, smiling: I should have droped it into lava instead!
Taurtis: Grian!
[Grian, and Taurtis incorrect quotes]
Taurtis, holding a small white bunny with red eyes: you're scary but cute
Taurtis: Grian!
Grian:
Taurtis: can we keep it?
Grian, grabbing the rabbit and holding it up: can I punt it!?
Taurtis: no
Grian: then the answer is no
Taurtis:
Grian, drop kicking the rabbit: well there we go
Taurtis: why?
i love the thought of Grian dropkicking a bunny and getting yelled at for why he did that