"Don't Read The Same Book Twice, And Expect A Different Ending."

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

rip lily evans you would've loved reading ao3 at 3 am

as a shipper i love kateaaron. however, if i were katelyn's friend aaron would have to stay at least 50 metres from her.

I need to study Jeremy Knox’s and Aaron Minyard’s time management skills cause these boys are locked in.

What do you mean Aaron was a d1 athlete with training practices and games, while being a collage student, while studying for medical school, while having a secret girlfriend and a healthy relationship, a therapy appointment, while dealing with all of the vandals and fox scandals and everything that comes with being ANDREW MYNARDS BROTHER

Jeremy Knox being an English major while being a d1 athlete: practices, training, games, and being the team caption, while going to therapy, and studying for law school and doing hours of driving to and from his house, and in the run for valedictorian:

Aaron Minynard 🤝 Jeremy Knox

Academic weapons

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

so true because for sirius it was confinement and for regulus it was betrayal (their last straws)

When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.

barty crouch jr and regulus black kiss on the mouth

buff sirius

regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)

also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform