Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes
Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life
James: Break her bed, not her heart
Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings
Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.
Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)
james potter would love 2pac amd biggie, like he is a full blown rap listener and no his top artist would not be taylor swift.
do you guys even know this man??? "oh his top song was mirrorball" shut up.
this is the most real thing ever (og post from @makmbethke on twitter!! <3)
It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau
challengers au with Barty , Regulus and Evan but make Evan tashi,Barty patrick and Regulus art....
as a shipper i love kateaaron. however, if i were katelyn's friend aaron would have to stay at least 50 metres from her.
orange peel theory this pomegranate peel theory that. but have you thought about badaam peel theory? when they soak the almonds overnight and peel them in the morning for you. now that right there is love at its peak.
Vampire Regulus eating Remus out while he’s on his period
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anon please come back and elaborate
this website
Pandora who's a surrogate for evan and barty but she keeps going around telling people she's pregnant with her brother's baby like phoebe from friends
⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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