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Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes

Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life

James: Break her bed, not her heart

Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings

Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.

Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Regulus was born last and he died first. He never lived in a world without Sirius.

of his bones is a fucking master piece. Messermoons has done it again!!

challengers au with Barty , Regulus and Evan but make Evan tashi,Barty patrick and Regulus art....

“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

barty still being in love with regulus while regulus is trying to move on is just so good.

"you can't possibly think that Potter can fuck you as well as I can." regulus tries to tell him that's not the point, that they're awful for each other but it doesn't matter he let's barty lie him back on his bed anyway. he lets barty fuck him for so long he's late to his date but James doesn't have to know.

Regulus was horrible at remembering important dates like birthdays and anniversaries but he tried to make an effort for his friends and used to note the dates down.

When he wished Barty a happy birthday, Barty was very happy initially that Regulus remembered. Regulus told him about having it in his calendar (thinking that Barty would feel special) but Barty got super upset at that. They eventually fought and Barty admitted that his own father didn’t know his birthday and had to refer to his calendar so it becomes meaningless. After that, Regulus memorized the date (which was hard for him) and it remained the only date he knew.

Regulus also drowned himself that day.

Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)

me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic

jegulus “no”

jegulus “no”

fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”

jegulus “no”

shapeshifter bestiality “no??”

dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”

barty who fucks regulus and sends proof and flaunts the hickes around james after jegulus break up