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I'm feeling it not gonna lie.

i know that riddler doesnt usually wear goggles (im pretty sure its mostly an arkham knight thing) but i still refer to him and catwoman as goggle buddies bc i always picture riddler with goggles on his hat 

Earlier I Talked about how Toyman and Harley Quinn would make a good couple. I was thinking she could also be paired with Toymaker, he's basically Batman's version of Toyman, he was a one shot in The Batman cartoon. For some reason I see Harley being into the whole weaponized toy thing. Both characters are child like and are incredibly wacky so l feal she'd like them. I'm finding that I think up crazy things when I sit around and these are fine examples ToyQuinn and HarleyMaker. Yeah ok I'm done I'll stop now good day folks and I hope my nonsense doesn't ruin it.

Brilliant, I love it so much and I don't know why.

who got harvey a lizard

Never noticed this before never and I've watch the series millions of times (because I have no life). I kinds like this but it kinda reminds me of the damn bat credit card.

So, wait. Two Face, after becoming Two Face, stopped getting credit cards under his birth name and successfully applied for new ones under the name "Two Face?"

I think everyone has at least one rarepair that it's unfortunally soo very hard to find fanfic off that you end up just reading the same things and being sad that there is soo few people to appreciate the vwork of art that it's the ship.

Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters

I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.

Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)

Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)

Tin Man: Mr Freeze

Cowardly Lion: Catwomen

Wizard: Riddler

Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)

Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy

I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .

Ok I feel I should specify that I support all ships but I have favorites, feel free to send a ship my way, I'll write head canons like super speedy like.

Ok but here's the thing Edward was bullied in school and abused by his father and Johnathan was bullied in school and abused by his grandmother isn't that the same story?

Like I know people don’t like to hear that Scarecrow is a bully because they relate to him having been bullied, but that’s what he is. He’s a bully who thinks he’s still a victim and thus has the right to keep lashing out at representations of his tormentors and he doesn’t care if he has to hurt innocent people to do it. Scarecrow is actually one of few characters who has no problem at all harming women and children and this is representative of the fact that what he does no longer has anything to do with personal justice - if it ever did - and has everything to do with his loving the power he has over those whom he perceives to be as weak as he once was

Oh Diddle, Diddle The Cat And The Riddle: Chapter 1

Edward has started a life as a PI Again, last time he changed because he got knocked on the noggin, this time it was a choice. He changed because he realized he had already proved he was better to himself and all that matter, and those that refused to see it didn't matter. His next goal was to prove he could be a good hero, however it's gonna be harder this time sense everyone is refusing to trust him of course with good reason sense last time he screwed them over. Edward could only afford a 2 strory building in crime alley, the top floor being an apartment and the bottom being an office. Eddie would spend the next 3 weeks exposing cheating spouses and tracking down lost dogs, and it was getting old he was a master at solving mysteries. He felt his talent was being wasted but he also knew his current predicament was all his own doing. One day however he would have the most unusual guest, batman.

Edward was sitting at his desk solving a cross word puzzle when the door to his office and his secretary (the former query AKA Diedre Vance) walked in with batman following.

Diedre: Mr. Nygma the Dark Knight is here to see you.

Eddie: I can see that

Diedre left the room and batman walked up to the desk.

Eddie: I didn't do it

Batman: you don't even know why I'm here.

Eddie: there's few reasons you'd come here and you being my biggest critic...

Batman: I'm here to pitch a purposel

Eddie: this outta be good

Batman: A partnership, a permanent partnership.

Eddie: I don't work with bats

Batman: not a bat but a cat

Eddie knew exactly who he was talking about jumped out of his chair

Eddie: I'm not working with Selina Kyle.

Batman: she reformed and I want to make sure she stays reformed

Eddie sat back down his seat

Eddie: how is working with me gonna keep her on the straight and narrow?

Batman: she steals for the thrill and for the money, knowing you and this city your cases can get pretty crazy and she'll get payed.

Eddie: how is she going to be useful?

Batman: here stealth and stealing skills could be useful to pi, plus her fighting skills andas I recall you have great respect for her and didn't you say she was clever once.

Eddie: That's all well and good but if you haven't noticed people don't hire me because they don't trust me adding another criminal to the ranks isn't going to help the situation

Batman: what if I endorse you in the papers.

Eddie: you endorse people now wouldn't that ruin your rep.

Batman: ...

Eddie: you must realy care about this girl to ask for help to do everything that you said you'd never do, some might say you love her.

Batman: I love her but I can't have her

Eddie: didn't she change her ways for you, if she learns this she'll go back to stealing

Batman: that's why I'm not going to tell her

Eddie: ok so now your asking me to lie great, ok if I'm going to lie im going to have to know why you can't have her. It's obvious you care so what's the problem.

Batman: it wouldn't work everyone I love gets pushed away

Eddie: you could go to therapy look it did wonders for me, maybe you'll become sane and stop wearing a bat costume.

Batman glared at him

Eddy: to much to hope for?

Batman: we have a deal

Batman sounded a little irritated

Eddie: if you can get Selina on board sure but just to let you know me and Selina a don't work good together were gonna end up killing each other.

Batman smiles

Batman: then it'll be a good bonding experience.

Eddie: first off fat chance second did you just smile?

Batman: No

Eddie jumped out of his chair and pointed at Batman

Eddie: you did the bat smiled I didn't know you could but you did, you smiled

Batman: no

Eddie: yes

Batman started walking toward the door

Eddie: well I can cross that off my bucket list

See the batman smile oh what a rare sight.

Batman: your delusional

Eddie: it takes one to know one

Batman shook his head as he walked out the door

Ships That I Like:

FireMoth(Firefly and Killermoth) That's the right name anyway I like KillerFly better for some reason. There the bug bros and thier always working together it just perfect and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Quiddler(Riddler and Harley Quinn) Basically its Harley's hurt and Eddie's lonely so you know what boom. They can relate on a deeper level both being victims of abuse. Eddy has a problem of falling in love with the mystery and not the person and once he solves them poof but the thing is he can't solve Harley, she's unsolvable she isn't a creature of habit, she is chaos and everything that goes with it. Ed whether a developer or Robotics expert he can build her toys (actule toys or stuff like jet packs and weapons realy what ever she wants) or make her video games so that's a win for Harley. Eddie's just crazy enough to peak her interest and he seems nice enough in most media at least. Harley annoys Eddie sometimes and as we all know annoyed Eddie is hilarious Eddie. Harley also gets Eddie out of his comfort zone which is good for him. Ed teaches Harley things and she teaches him things (not that he'll admit it).

Scriddler(Scarecrow and Riddler) This needs no explanation

RiddleCat(Riddler and Catwomen)

BatCat(Batman and Catwomen) It's a classic

Jarley(Joker and Harley) The Harley Quinn fandoms gonna have my head for this I can feel it. like the previous it's classic

These are the ships I can remember off the top of my head that I love and like my other list this is subject to change

Felt like Quiddler needed the most explanation over all