Arthur: Marry me.
Merlin: …is that a question? Or do I just show up to the wedding?
Bakugo: What the hell happened to you?
Izuku, soaked and disheveled: See that open manhole that leads to the sewer?
Bakuho: Yeah?
Izuku: Well, I didn’t.
Gwaine: (gets Merlin drunk) Merlin: (gushing) he's just so pretty, who gave Arthur the permissions to be that pretty? Certainly not me. (Sniffles) He makes it very hard not to love him, (Cries) Leon: Lancelot: Gwen: Gwaine: Percival: The tavern: Arthur: Arthur: what.
Merlin: Freya is banned from the local tavern so we had to go to the next town over.
Freya: They shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Merlin: Cariad, you ate a barkeep.
You could likely go on for thousands of words and never fully define a chair
The most basic thing in the real world is a chair.
what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.
He's so precious 😭
Hi, this is a little Gang Orca appreciation comic for his birthday inspired by Horikoshi’s notes on him ! Please enjoy
Forest Dweller
then you never really knew me at all
viv's notes: self-indulgent brainrot, that is all.
tamaki amajiki smells like lavender laundry detergent.
keigo takami smells like cinnamon and apple spice.
denki kaminari smells (faintly) like lemon and sweat.
tenya iida smells like paper and ink.
shoto todoroki smells like fresh mint.
eijirou kirishima smells like cinnamon and axe body spray.
fumikage tokoyami smells like apples and vanilla candles.
shota aizawa smells like clean laundry.
hanta sero smells (faintly) like orange blossoms.
rumi usagiyama smells (faintly) like carrots and vanilla.
the real reason keith and lance get stabbed in the guts so often in fanfiction is bc their fuck ass armor has only fabric there. like what is that gonna do against a sword…. serving waistline will not stop a blade
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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