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Arthur: What are you doing?
Gwiaine (quite drunk): that is none of your business
Arthur: yes it -
Gwaine: now let me kiss your boyfriend
Merlin (being held being arthur, also drunk): yeahhhhhh! Arthur, lemme kiss your boyfriend
Arthur (so done with his knights shit)
Gwaine: (gets Merlin drunk) Merlin: (gushing) he's just so pretty, who gave Arthur the permissions to be that pretty? Certainly not me. (Sniffles) He makes it very hard not to love him, (Cries) Leon: Lancelot: Gwen: Gwaine: Percival: The tavern: Arthur: Arthur: what.
Arthur: Merlin is the worst servant in the world Uther: He is, you need to fire him, maybe George will do better Arthur: Uther: Arthur: Uther: Arthur: (Aggressively) No
Arthur: I’m just realising that you and I are a lot more similar than we thought
Merlin: that’s a horrible thing to say
Gwaine: *about to be hung*
Merlin and Percy: No, sir. That’s our emotional support bastard.