"Um I'm Pretty Sure I Know What I'm Doing" *proceeds To Fuck Everything Up*

Zim

base from 🤢 (sick) eyes from 👽 (alien) mouth from 🥴 (woozy) https://t.co/SuJ2b1Gu77

From Twitter

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

To all trans guys: short men are cool

To all trans girls : tall women are hot

To all nonbinary/ genderfluid/genderqueer people: you don't owe androgyny, femininity or masculinity to anyone

To all people who are questioning: take your time you will find it

And to all cis people: give a trans friend a complaint or money or both

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Gir

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

You herd of spin the bottle now introducing spin the knife whoever it lands on you have to stab.

Everyone has their drugs may it be meth, cocaine, crushed up Smarties for some reason but mine is the best for it it's strawberry flavored.

Ratatouille and Frankenstein are the same thing