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Anyone else just forget the password to their phone or computer? Even though they use it every day, it just doesn't register in your mind when you go to type it in, and then it's like the scariest few seconds of your life.
One time someone at recess in school I was with my friends, then one of my friends told me to go touch grass and I did so, but they said that it wasn't enough so I looked them dead in the eye, bent down, grabbed a handful of grass and ate the grass, and immediately threw up.
After that we all had a good laugh
Help
so I was talking to apollo and I was asking questions about stuff that I probs shouldn't have been asking, the as he was answering one of these questions a huge fucking earthquake started. I was with 2 friends and we've all had a pretty rough night with one of us throwing up. After the earthquake finished we got really anxious and decided to ask if it was our fault because the timing was way to convenient, and apollo said it was. I dunno what to do but I'm trying to making it up to the gods as best as I can at the moment with my small access to items I can offer (I'm a minor in an extremely christian family). Any suggestions?
OMFG
I JUST REALIZED
When people say "your boys can swim"
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ADULT STUFF
I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERAL (kinda metaphorical)
I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT
I thought "swimming? What does your children swimming have to do with this situation?"
WHO CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID IDION???!?!!!??!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Omg I was just think which I’m sure someone else has said this but…
Yk the color of the Camelot seal are red and gold.
Merlin is always trying to save Arthur using his magic which is gold. Arthur always ends up hurt anyways because he’s an idiot but he bleeds which is red.
So yes two sides of one coin and what not. So when Arthur does Albion or whatever it’s called can’t come to its golden age because the red (Arthur) is gone. Leaving only one part of the great Albion which is the gold (Merlin).
Ok so like I was in class and the teacher was joking about her shaky highlighting job on her computer and students joked with her and I just said “It’s straighter than me!” And I have never been more proud of my humor in my life. This is the funniest I will ever be.
the only way my girl is gonna rot is because of how sweet I treat her
Monster inktober:Day #12 ghoul/ghost
I actually ended up scaring myself by watching videos of ghost sightings while making this
no bc this is something I would do
Toby: Why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Jeff: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Toby: [bites lip]
Jeff:
Jeff: Have you considered biting your bottom lip…?
was wondering why i even chose the name 'Dimension of Despondos' when i first came up with its plot and i just remembered-
I had finished watching Shera S5.
The words were fresh in my mind- thEYRE NOT EVEN FROM THE SAME FANDOM BRO-
if someone can help me pick another title or just convince me to embrace the shera parallels, that'd be great thanks
What's the most outlandish misspelling you've ever made that had you convinced that you have no brain, head empty for a moment?
What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!
What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN
"Um I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing" *proceeds to fuck everything up*
I CANT SPELL
Theo what song is your favourite this week🤔
Brithright Syndrome by Camellia 😞😞😞
An epilepsy if it was a song frfr
TIL I’ve been hitting the wrong thing for something on here. I would like to apologize. Euthanize me now this is humiliating:(