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Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

I thought we’d go back to that hotel, no?

musingsource :

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?

So,,,, i just cut my tongue on a sucker

👁👅👁 💀

    feel free to change pronouns / wording !

warning for bad language.

“ are you really sleeping ? ”

“ that was exciting. ”

“ hello ? i’m lost, and hurt. ”  

“ that’s fucked up. ”  

“ why must we suffer like this ? ”  

“ do you hate this world ? ”  

“ you gotta help me. ”  

“ we have to run. ”  

“ i thought you were dead. ”  

“ the first person who touches me loses their eyes. ”  

“ god doesn’t love you. ”  

“ i’m dreaming. or out of my fucking mind. ”  

“ and here i thought this couldn’t get any worse. ”  

“ seen too much to keep the faith. ”  

“ you really busted your head open, didn’t you ? ”  

“ you didn’t give me up to her. ”  

“ i will fear no man. ”  

“ i will be ravenous in my penance. ”  

“ i could climb that. just need something to stand on. ”  

“ you have to kill me. ”  

“ god hates vanity. ”  

“ this world will die screaming. ”  

“ maybe there’s another way around. ”  

“ unforgivable. ”  

“ this isn’t so bad. ”  

“ i know what you are. ”  

“ that wasn’t so bad, was it ? ”  

“ gotta stop the bleeding. ”  

“ i need you to stay calm. ”  

“ your weakness has damned us all. ”  

“ you deserve the hell you’ll get. ”  

“ you were jealous. ”  

“ you were frightened. ”  

“ i’m not putting a fucking toe in that water. ”  

“ i want to see your true face. ”  

“ you’re such a pushover. ”  

“ you don’t want to get in trouble, do you ? ”  

“ stay with me. ”      

“ i only want us to be friends. ”  

“ shame is a gift from god, to let you know right from wrong. ”  

“ what you want is very wrong. ”  

“ i don’t know what you think you saw. ”  

“ i won’t let them kill you. ”  

“ we have to get out of here. ”  

“ i need to lie down. ”  

“ fuck you ! and fuck your god ! ”  

“ it’s getting worse. ”

“ you need to lie down. ”  

“ there’s nothing there. ”  

“ so, like … is she your girlfriend ? ”

“ you’ve murdered paradise. ”  

“ god has gone silent. ”

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Harley Quinn || Birds of Prey (2020)

Margot Robbie Behind the Scenes of Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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OPEN. | @storieswrittcn​ —  [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other from peter p/arker!

“How in the hell did you even manage T’GET this far out here ? Hold STILL ! Yer gonna make me mess this up and I’m just gonna laugh at you, y’know ?”

She doesn’t mean it -- MOSTLY -- but slender fingers hold steady as she holds the skin together in order to push the needle through it. The pot of hot water sat cooling from where she sanitized the needle, she’d be using the warmed water later to clean him up. She just feel’s bad that she doesn’t have any painkillers. She’d have to go nick some in the morning, but for now she offers up her bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey. No, Spider-Man most certainly did NOT interrupt her bout of depressive drinking to try and drown the loneliness. She was simply celebrating another day of successfully beating the shit out of her abusive ex, who currently is suffering three broken ribs, a busted lip, TWO black eyes and she tried to dislocate his knee but her bat may have missed. Eh, she could be clumsy sometimes. 

What she didn’t expect was an old work buddy of hers from New York to suddenly pop up on her fire escape, big gash on his back and having to help lift his heavy ass onto her ratty old couch. She has him braced against one arm rest, bangs held back with a red headband and eyes focused on sewing him closed before her cleaned flesh could get any more infected. She finishes up the last touches with a satisfied hum, cutting the thread and proceeding to dress the five inch wound. She’d definitely need to stock up on supplies again, especially for him. The wound was pretty deep; she wonders if she can threaten a doctor for painkiller’s as well as antibiotics ? Couldn’t hurt to try !

“There ! All done, now to clean ya up ! I’d give you a lollipop but I ate the last one. Oh ! No wait, here y’go !”

Did the cherry pop come from between her couch cushions ? Yes, but she doesn’t disclose that.

Harley Quinn Gifs [1/?]

YO, THEY PUT A.LIAS ON PR.IME AND I AM LIVING I GREW UP ON THIS SHOW AKDJDKSM

Fer YOUR consideration.

Vampire Harley 👀

lady gaga : the fame monster album … sentence starters

“Just give in.”

“She’s a mess.”

“You amaze me.”

“I want your love.”

“I’m a tough bitch.”

“Baby, you’re sick.”

“You little monster.”

“My religion is you.”

“I’m not your babe.”

“I want your drama.”

“Don’t call my name.”

“I’ll never love, again.”

“Show me your teeth.”

“That boy is a monster.”

“You will never fall apart.”

“Would you give it all up?“

“Want your bad romance.”

“Walk, walk fashion, baby.”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Yeah, I’ll love you forever.”

“Stop! Please, just let me go.”

“I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“'Cause I’m a free bitch, baby!“

“Could we fix you if you broke?“

“There was a monster in my bed.”

“Baby, you gave up… you gave up.”

“Girl, you look good enough to eat.“

“Tell me something that’ll save me.”

“Oh boy, you’ve left me speechless.”

“I can’t believe what you said to me.”

“Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”

“I’ve never seen one like that before.”

“She’s not broken. She’s just a baby.”

“Boy, now get your paws right off me!”

“Tell me something that’ll change me.”

“And, honestly, he’s a wolf in disguise.”

“Don’t wanna kiss. Don’t wanna touch.”

“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.”

“I’m gonna love you with my hands tied.”

“You and me could write a bad romance.”

“Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy.”

“Open up your heart and your mind to me.”

“You should’ve made some plans with me.”

“I want your everything, as long as it’s free.”

“I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.”

“And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand.”

“I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.”

“At this point I’ve gotta choose, nothing to lose.”

“Can call all you want, but there’s no one home.”

“She’s got a halo around her finger, around you.”

“‘Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine.”

“I asked my girlfriend if she’d seen you ‘round before.”

“We might’ve fucked, not really sure, don’t quite recall.”

“You know that I want you, and you know that I need you.”

“I should’ve left my phone at home, ‘cause this is a disaster.”

“I can’t believe how you looked at me with your James Dean glossy eyes.”

“I know that you may love me, but I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”

billie eilish : when we all fall asleep, where do we go? album … sentence starters

“I’m the bad guy.”

“I’m that bad type.”

“Let’s just let it go.”

“I’m not your baby.”

“Let me let you go.”

“Crying isn’t like you.”

“My soul? So cynical.”

“They called me weak.”

“Better off without them.”

“I can’t lose another life.”

“She’ll pity the men I know.”

“Your cover up is caving in.”

“’Sorry’ can’t save me, now.”

“All the good girls go to Hell.”

“Don’t say I’m not your type.”

“Didn’t mean to make you cry.”

“Too intoxicated to be scared.”

“I’ll only hurt you if you let me.”

“You said she’s scared of me?“

“I love you and I don’t want to.”

“I like the way they all scream.”

“You are my strange addiction.”

“Is there a 12 step just for you?“

“I could lie, say I like it like that.”

“You should see me in a crown.”

“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.”

“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”

“I’m gonna run this nothing town.”

“Oh, what a shame, I’m not there.”

“There’s nothing left to save, now.”

“Your silence is my favorite sound.”

“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.”

“I laugh along like nothing’s wrong.”

“Don’t you know too much already?“

“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding.”

“Call me friend, but keep me closer.” 

“But nothing ever stops you leaving.”

“You can pretend you don’t miss me.”

“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“

“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”

“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”

“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”

“I never really know how to please you.”

“I’ve learned to lose you, can’t afford to.”

“Bad, bad news: one of us is gonna lose.”

“I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone.”

“'Cause even God, herself, has enemies.”

“You’re looking at me like I’m see-through.”

“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?”

“Even after all this ends, can we pretend?”

“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?“

“You can lie, but I know that you’re not fine.”

“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”

“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”

“Watch me make ‘em bow, one by one by one.”

“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.”

“Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance.”

“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.”

“So, you’re a tough guy, ‘like it really rough’ guy?”

“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”

“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”

“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”

“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”

“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”

“The friends I’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night.”

“It’s probably something that shouldn’t be said out loud.”

“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“

“What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me?“

“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”

“Creepin’ around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”

“I just never know how you feel… Do you even feel anything?”

“Pearly Gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside 'em.”

“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”

“Every time you talk, it’s all 'bout me, but you swear I’m not on your mind.”

“The way I’m drinking you down, like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me.”

“'Cause everybody wants something from me now, and I don’t wanna let 'em down.”

“It’s seeming more and more, like all we ever do is see how far it bends before it breaks in half.”

“I’m that bad type, make your mama sad type, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type.”

INDIE MULTI-MUSE FT MUSES FROM ONE CHICAGO, GREY’S ANATOMY, A MILLION LITTLE THINGS, TUA, PRODIGAL SON, THE WITCHER, MCU, DC, SPN, BTVS, RIVERDALE, STRANGER THINGS, NARUTO, VAMPIRE KNIGHT, FINAL FANTASY, LEGEND OF ZELDA, AND MANY MORE FANDOMS.

WADE​.

“  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ” / for wadey pie !

Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”

She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.

“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”  

During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.

“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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send me   ‘ mistletoe ’   for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse.   specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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* OH LOOKIE, AN UPDATE !

Alrighty, since I'm actually becoming more active, I'm following old mu.tuals again with a happy heart !

However I know a lot of you thought I just up and left after receiving help earlier this year. In fact I got quite the few anons about it on old blogs, demanding to know why I didn't just find the time or that I was letting people down, especially with commi/ssions (though I haven't forgotten ! Unfortunately just needing more storage, time and am working with a freezing laptop). Well, there's a reason for that ! Ready to hear ? I ALMOST LOST MY DAD TO KIDNEY FAILURE AND THEN ALMOST C.OVID.  Read on if you must ! Just know, I’m happy to be coming home. <3

After 10 days in the ER (and suffering a bad fall due to an idiot fucking nurse) he's finally on a safe version of dialysis. He's gotten so skinny, I can now see his ribcage. Just these past couple months, I've managed to help him hold food down again after 6 months of constant throwing up. He's still barely able to take our stairs/walk around on his own, though he is slowly getting stronger. I'm the only one in the family willing and able to do his dialysis for him. I suffer nights without sleep due to him waking me if he needs something and I do it. I suffered a heart attack back in July 29th because the stress of everything even BEFORE his ER visit took its toll on me and my heart defect, and now I have to work up my health/strength again. We're still not financially stable. My computer is finally sputtering out so I'm barely able to do the best I can with it now. I almost abandoned my dad during a very bad fight with him that now I have to take talk therapy for in order to control my anger once again. (We're good for now though). We got exposed from his damn dialysis nurses and even now we are waiting to see if we're fully okay. It's looking good though, but he's the most vulnerable so I'm still worried.

This is just a SHORT version of everything that has happened since March, but even then it was building up before that too. I am STILL doing the best I can and now I have one sister who helps me as best she can too. I am still suffering misgendering and now slight tra/nspho/bia in this home, and I am working on moving out while making sure my dad will still be taken care of as well. (I've come out twice now and my family is still in denial)

So, the point for those feeling entitled to my details ? FUCK ALL OF YOU RUDE ANONS WHO THINK I ASKED FOR HELP AND JUST BAILED. I didn't. Family emergencies will ALWAYS come first, and I can't even BEGIN to thank those friends who helped me keep sane through most of it all. I'm sorry I caused doubt, for just going MIA, but I had no choice. My focus went to keeping my loved one ALIVE. But now that things are settling down, new, scary routines being conquered. I'm ready to make a comeback, return HOME. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone makes me uncomfy about doing it.

Random person: Why do you like height difference ships so much?

Me: *imagines them doing this.*

Me: No reason.

Harley Quinn

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”