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(Elden Ring OC) Maylis' Fighting Style. 🌼

This is just to explain how my oc, Maylis, would fight in Elden Ring, to know what her weapon set up is like.

So, Maylis' starter would be the prisoner set up with the Golden Seed heirloom as that is important to her lore, but once in the Lands Between properly, she would use the Discus and Triple Rings of Light incantations.

Her weapons that she would use would be the Sword of St. Trina and the Golden Order Seal, at least for a while until she finds something else she likes. (I have not played the DLC yet, so I don't know about any of the new weapons/spells.)

Maylis, while rather good at combat, is rather squishy in defensive terms. So, she tends to summon a variety of her Spirits to help her out during battle, she usually relying on her Crystalian to help distract a difficult foe and to absorb hits better than she could herself.

I have not really thought about her armor yet, but I'll get to it eventually.

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Just hit the St. Trina lore, let the hyperfixation begin.

Capitano.... with no cape.....

Just watched The Lego Batman Movie with one of my younger siblings since I had the DVD and... I didn't remember it being this fruity, hello???

Dude, Vivinos can't kill my little fluffle of sunshine on Valentines day, right? Right??? Don't do this to me, don't kill Luka too. Please. T^T

Something horrible about not knowing how to draw is that I have all these little people in my head that are probably going to stay in there forever, unless I write about them instead. Which I probably won't do cause I'm tired and also, ironically enough, suck at writing.

The urge to write something about these damn thorns in his drip marketing is just– RAHHHHH!

Discussing Elden Ring Ships.

Part II: Godfrey x Radagon

So, Godfrey x Radagon... Oh how I love you and don't see enough of you.

Yes, I actually love this ship. Why? Well we're going to be figuring that out togethaaaa!

BL/MLM Honorary Mention

Alright, I'll admit it. I'm bisexual as hell. (Who would have thunk it?)

But I already gave the honorary lesbian mention to Rennala x Marika, so this is the honoray gay mention for these two kings.

2. Strange Dynamic

Now, we don't actually know a whole lot about how Radagon and Godfrey really are personality wise in game, so most of it will be just dreamed up in our brains. But, even if applied to the game and not just fanon, the dynamic would be weird.

Godfrey: You fucked my wife and took my throne!

Radagon: No. I am your wife!

I would pay real ass American dollars to see how that shit would play out.

Plus, incantation malewife and big beefy barbarian man just hits different. Radagon is a twink compared to Godfrey, you can not change my mind.

3. Sweet, Sweet Drama

Ah, hello again drama.

Yeah, so this has some major potential to spark some drama, yet again.

Godfrey confronting Radagon about how long he's known Marika before marrying her only for Radagon to stand there awkwardly with the, "I am your wife," card just waiting to be played.

Maybe a canon divergence fic where Godfrey actually makes it into the Erdtree and see Marika switch into Radagon and the pieces start falling together.

Oh my God, if Radagon and Godfrey got together, that would make Radahn Godfrey's actual son.

Let's just keep tangling the web that is the Elden Ring family tree, shall we?

4. Actual Fluff Material (Deadass)

Alright, hear me out... This could work as a comfort/fluff fic.

Maybe it's just Godfrey and Radagon cuddling. (Radagon being little spoon, obviously.)

Maybe Godfrey is gently braiding Radagon's hair.

Maybe they have a conversation about the family.

Serosh and one of Radagon's red wolves could meet eachother as well.

I don't know, but this could be really stinkin' cute and I want to cry thinking about it!

My conclusion

I don't have a solid conclusion here actually. Whoopsie. But I just know I love this ship.

That's all I got man. Malewife x Beefy Barbarian.

Bye ya'll!

I need this man both CARNALLY and respectfully.

I need him in my arms and in my bed.