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here’s how bisexual kevin day can still win

KEVINNNNNNNNNNNN

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

for the longest time I didn't want to be active in the aftg fandom because I didn't want to have to write the name Kevin unironically 😔 such a curse

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

all for deez nuts

xavier: i'm trans

jean: exy

xavier: type shit

remember when. remember when books used to have adam parrish in them

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

happy “so hes a manwhore” monday

watch nora announce the kevin-centric spinoff in 2034 and me dusting off my tumblr like an old relic to reunite with you all and it will be like i never left

andrew minyard will see neil josten and say "is anyone gonna put him in a little outfit" and not wait for a response

Can't believe Nora gave us the AFTG books basically for free. She gave us art and we gave her nothing 😔 A dollar and a headache maybe

aaron minyard's life will never stop being funny to me. your mother is abusive and you become addicted to drugs. you discover you have a twin brother and the guy doesn't want to fucking talk to you. he goes to juvie and then comes to live with you. he kills your fucking mother. he doesn't talk to you. your gay cousin comes back from Europe and adopts you. your brother almost kills some more people and now he has to be medicated all the time. you get a scholarship to play a stupid sport at a dead-beat team of rejects with basically your whole family. your brother still doesn't talk to you. he carries knives now. he adopts a guy who had his hand crashed and looks like he ran away from a cult. he's a celebrity. you meet a girl that you like but you can't be with her because your brother might kill her. he still doesn't talk to you. new guy gets signed up on the team and he has all your warning bells going off. your brother seems to agree. then suddenly he's part of your little gang. your brother and him talk a lot apparently? (he doesn't talk to to you) said guy can't keep his mouth shut for 5 seconds. he is a real asshole and he knows german. you have to keep up with uni because you want to become a doctor. you kill your brother's rapist. he goes away. you still haven't talked. he comes back. the insufferable brat goes missing. he is the son of a serial killer? no, fuck that. him and your brother are a thing? are they for real? you're half convinced your brother is doing this to spite you. you're going to the championships against a team used as a front for the mafia. you just wanted to become a doctor.

nora confirmed that if he wanted to Neil could take down the fucking Yakuza and kill everyone he dislikes but he chooses to be a fucking jock

If i know anything it's that Neil would probably be that one white boy who wears shorts in the middle of the freezing winter completely unaffected

i keep redrawing memes help me

(based on this x)

funniest indicator of neil’s exy progression (& his development into his bitch self) is him going from ”nicky and aaron are sooo good! i can’t believe I get to play exy with them!” in tfc to being like ”nicky fucking sucks at exy and if i ever have to see aaron again it will be too soon” in tkm

Wymack: is the baby mine?

Kayleigh: dw about it kitten

Wymack: ok . 🩷 yay

If there is one thing about maggie stiefvater; it’s that you knowwwwww her characters are gunna have some solid teeth

save me jeremy knox save me im not having a winning day

i’d also be annoying as fuck if i fumbled 4 baddies

𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼, 𐎨 𐎦𐎤𐏂 𐎨𐏂. 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎱𐎠𐎨𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎠𐎽 𐎠 𐎦𐎱𐎤𐎠𐏂𐎤𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐏂𐎠𐎱 𐎬𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎡𐎤 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀, 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎣𐎨𐎥𐎥𐎨𐎢𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐏀𐎮𐎸. 𐎠𐎫𐎼𐎠𐏀𐎽 𐎠 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱 𐎠 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠 𐎽𐎨𐎭𐎦𐎫𐎤 𐎯𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎮𐎭 𐎨𐎭 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎬𐎨𐎫𐏀 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎼𐎮𐎱𐏂𐎧 𐎠 𐎣𐎠𐎬𐎭 𐎮𐎥𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐎢𐎧 — 𐏀𐎤𐎠𐎧, 𐎽𐎮𐎸𐎭𐎣𐎽 𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧. 𒐞𒀼𐎏𒐕𒐖 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎪 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎭𐎮 𐎤𐎭𐎣 𐎣𐎠𐎣𐎣𐏀 𐎯𐎱𐎮𐎡𐎫𐎤𐎬𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎫 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐏂𐎨𐎬𐎤. 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 it’s 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎨𐎱𐎤𐎫𐏀 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎸𐎫𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎠𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎬𐎤𐎭𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎼𐎤𐎫𐎫 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎢𐎸𐎱𐎽𐎤 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎽𐎤 𐎽𐎧𐎠𐎣𐎮𐎼 𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎦𐎤 𐎮𐎥 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎣, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨 𐎪𐎭𐎮𐎼 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎠𐎡𐎫𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎧𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎠 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎢𐎮𐎭𐎵𐎤𐎱𐎽𐎠𐏂𐎨𐎮𐎭 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐎠𐎭𐏀𐎮𐎭𐎤 𐎫𐎨𐎪𐎤 𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎱𐏀 𐎮𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎱 𐎭𐎮𐎱𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎧𐎸𐎬𐎠𐎭 𐎡𐎤𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎢𐎠𐎭, 𐎡𐎸𐏂 𐎨 𐎣𐎮 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎪 𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎮𐎥 𐎸𐎽 𐎽𐎧𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐏂𐎮 𐎯𐎸𐏂 𐎸𐎯 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎬𐎸𐎢𐎧 𐎮𐎥 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎠𐎭𐎨𐎬𐎠𐎫 𐎽𐎧𐎨𐏂. 𐎯𐎨𐏂𐏀 𐎮𐎭𐎫𐏀 𐎦𐎤𐏂𐎽 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎽𐎮 𐎬𐎠𐎭𐏀 𐎢𐎫𐎮𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐎤𐏀𐎤𐎽, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎸𐎽𐎤𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱𐎽 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐎽𐎨𐏍 𐎱𐎸𐎣𐎤 𐎭𐎠𐎬𐎤 𐎠𐎦𐎮. 𐎽𐎮 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤, 𐎩𐎸𐎽𐏂 𐎽𐎧𐎸𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎥𐎸𐎢𐎪 𐎸𐎯 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐎸𐎽 𐎠𐎫𐎮𐎭𐎤

So crazy how this whack asf scene actually invented sexual tension

Jean Moreau has suffered more than Jesus

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

I’m so glad I got on tumblr and found out that other ppl love Aaron bc when I was reading the books this is how I was imagining him constantly

i am burdened with knowledge about maggie stiefvater's bestselling young adult fantasy series the raven cycle