What If I Write Bad Practice Smut To Prepare For The Almost A Hundred Chapter Fic I'm Going To Try And

the day people stop making moonwater/moonseeker about sirius is the day i'll finally know peace

unfriendly reminder that zionists have no place on my account and that the lot of u can go kys for all i care.

fuck israel and free palestine

why do ppl get so mad when anyone ships anything that isnt jegulus or wolfstar pls get a grip

frequent pet peeve is when bisexual characters r instantly dumbed down to 'straight' whenever they're not dating someone who's the same gender. like apparently sexuality is whoever's gender u kiss is suddenly the only gender u like.

rep is amazing for lesbian women and gay men and why can't someone like both? (That sounds like an argument someone would make to ship a lesbian with a man) but also the lack of representation and over-sexualization of bisexuality is astounding. it feels very biphobic whenever bi characters r represented, it's usually to call them sluts and say they get around.😑 like c'mon. why r u so scared to make ur characters bi??? and pan!! make ur characters pansexual!!!!!!! what r they gnna do? kiss the same gender AND opposite gender AND JUST GENDER????? THE WORLD IS OVER!

kidding tho I just wanna see other bi/pan characters in literature who aren't dumbed down to 'sex gods who do nothing but have sex and open legs' not that there's anything wrong w that. give em substance! make that ugly boy bisexual and have his awakening be a sexy substitute he had in high school! Make that girl an awkward dork who thought she only liked boys until her crush's sister kissed her and she realised she not only likes both but she's asexual!!!! make that flirty person pansexual and put 'em in a fantasyverse with sirens that morph into whatever you're attracted and have that siren morph into an androgynous beauty!!!

wrote this half asleep let me know if anything here is offensive; stream hozier's new EP

my favorite Remus by far is Remus who is always just a little bit off; never fitting or slotting perfectly in anywhere with anyone. He insists to himself that he doesn't mind, that to fit into conformity would be killing off every part of him that makes him interesting, and maybe eventually he starts to actually believe it.

it all begins to seep out of his many cracks as his mind moves too quickly, and he can't stop the outpour of tears that doesn't even phase James anymore, as he wordlessly tucks Remus against his chest with a purposefully nailed hands raking gentle strokes along his back. Remus begs for an answer, asking if he truly means it when the boys say they love him, and that it isn't just some cruel prank or plan to be spared from werewolf attacks, and James wishes he could feed the love into his brain because words don't always seem to reach him. He doesn't mean to be the insecure friend who needs purpose, honest. These breakdowns occur about every other month, when the bottle gets too full and bubbles over.

this isn't necessarily meant to be moonchaser/rem+jam, but you could read it as such. Honestly I didn't even think of that as a ship but i think after i post this imma look for fics cuz that sounds so cute. I see James as the warm bodied friend, who doesn't hesitate to comfort and wrap himself around his friends when they're struggling, but he's not the best with loving words so it's soft scratches. I think Sirius is too straightforward to be able to deal with the melts, and peter freezes anytime he sees tears.

dude I have horrible moonwater brain rot right now like it's not even funny

imagine rem just singing 'and I love her' by the Beatles to reg one lazy morning while they made little toffees and cookies for Harry and Teddy's joint birthday party (they have separate ones just about them too of course, but lily wants them to be super close so they have another in the month between of both their birthdays) and he's smiling like an idiot while reg smacks him with the spatula

i feel like rem would be just an absolute dork and serenade his partner every time a Beatles, Frank Sinatra, or such song would come on if there wasn't the war n stuff. Is that controversial? Idk I don't like big tough bad boy rem I LOVE nerdy loser hopeless romantic mama's boy(lovingly) rem who plants flowers and has anger issues and wears his mom's peony apron and sleeps like a sick Victorian child or like he just went through a hurricane (no in between) and had a big fat crush on John (Meg's husband) when he read little women and hates coffee stain rings and for some reason is oddly good at pottery

IS THIS LAME? I feel like its lame but honestly I don't care bcuz he's my lame little princess and I love him

This is just me rambling tbh

can yall stop tagging "moonwater/moonseeker" for your hc about remus and regulus being friends. the ship tag is FULL of this platonic bs and its impossible to actually find romantic stuff. like no, i dont want to look at posts about them being besties, i want to read about them kissing!!

I've only made like four posts abt them but I think I talk abt moonwater too much

YOU KNOW A GUILTY PLEASURE SHIP OF MINE THAT I DONT TALK ABOUT ENOUFH?

moonflower. (rem x lils)

I love jily, I love moonwater, but FUCK dude they're so hot together

smut-ish stuff under!! not very good but very self indulgent

Like ugh I need a fic abt enemies to lovers w them where they're fucking gnashin teeth (not actually cuz that HURTS) making out in closets. like they're the first to explore eachothers bodies but they're not happy about it (they're overjoyed but don't wanna crack until the other does) Rem's gripping lily's hips so hard but so gently, trying to pretend every thrust isn't making him tumble faster and faster to the edge to the point where he's on the verge of tears letting out whimpers from how hard he's trying not to cum. Lily refuses to before Remus but she's losing her mind and furrowing her brows cause he's twitching so violently inside of her and this is nothing like what the girls described.

in the end, they end up cumming together because neither of them could hold it any longer, Lily with high pitched moans mixed with rapid pants and shaking and Remus with a choked sob and a hard final thrust of his hips. yes I'm pushing my 'Remus cries when he cums' agenda. sue me.😒 they clean eachother up and dress up and cuddle right up until quidditch practice is over and the boys return to the dorms, Peter too busy doing peter things with benjy in the ravenclaw dorms, and they just pretend they studied the whole time the boys were gone.

both of them insist to themselves that it was a one off, will never happen again, yet always find themselves in similar positions whenever a chance is given, always swearing that it was the last time.

"can't let gang know i fw moonwater" i can. i have been. for years. is this Renaissance finally happening?

Opening the x reader tags after ur bi-monthly breakdown moodboard