A Series Of Unfortunate Events - Blog Posts

Esmé: *starts trying to get into Olaf's pants*

Me with my 6 year old cousin: *Puts hands over her eyes* Look away! Look away!

Post on Tumblr: The elevator of success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs...

Me: How well did that work out for the Baudelaires?

she lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event

Look away.. Look awaaayy

I wanted to try out a very stylized style! It was fun to not have to worry about proper portions and stuff

Stop calling me out like this

If you read Lemony Snicket as a kid

Chances are your an upbeat nihilistic bastard now

The Axolotl: "Now, there'll be no more interruptions, distractions, or side plots. Bill Cipher, is there anything further you'd like to say to the Court?"

*A piano, which was notably not there beforehand, is present with Bill sitting on its bench. He flexes his fingers before drifting them towards the white-and-black keys, playing the opening notes of a tune. He then turns to face the great amphibian expectantly*

The Axolotl: "Not in the form of a song."

*Bill's eye twitches in annoyance for a moment and he closes it to gain composure before opening it back up*

Bill: "I'm innocent."

The Axolotl: "Very well."

*They move to face the jury, opening their mouth for a second to speak before being immediately interrupted by a certain triangle continuing his statement while playing a melody on the piano*

Bill: "I'm so incredibly innocent that the word 'innocent ' should be written on my face. The 'i' would stand for 'I'm innocent.' The 'n' would stand for 'nothing wrong,' which is what I've done. The 'a' would stand for—"

Ford: "That's not how you spell 'innocent.'"

Bill: "I'm sure spelling doesn't count."

The Axolotl: "Spelling counts."

*Bill's eye scrunches in annoyance at the frilled god and he does his best to side-eye them with his singular eye before placing focus back on his piano*

Bill: "Well, then 'innocent' should be spelled 'B-I-L-L' because that is how I plead!"

*The keys got louder with the pronunciation of each letter and he finished off with a selection of sweet notes, nodding in showmanship*

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Penultimate Peril: Part 2" of the show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)

"Is this about the children? I apologize for the noise. I told them to cry using their inside voices."

—Filbrick Pines, probably

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Bad Beginning" of the TV show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)

"Girls were falling all over me in school, and not just because I would extend my leg when they walked by. I was a lone wolf, a mysterious stranger, a regular client at the hospital."

-Bill Cipher, probably

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Austere Academy" of the TV show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)

Otra serie de eventos desafortunados au

Ok, dejemos algo en claro , no e terminado los libros, voy en "una escuela muy austera " , la que si me termine fue la serie , a si que , acompañenme a ver este au

Los baudelaire , si bien son mayores de edad(bueno ,klaus y violet) , han seguido fugitivos por su juicio injusto

Terminan en el interior, viviendo en una casa muy pequeña, y polvorienta , pero todos hacen lo mejor que pueden

Klaus duerme en el sillón, violte en el sotano ,mientras sunny y Beatrice en el ático

Violet tiene 29 , entró en crisis , por todo lo vivido, a si que termina refugiándose en sus inventos , tratando de negar su situación actual, siempre llorando,porque cree no pudo proteger a sus hermanos y descubrir la verdad de su padre , vende sus inventos bajo el nombre de " laura sniket " , de allí sacando dinero para la familia , elude mucho la realidad , y ya no usa su listón

Klaus tiene 26 , por otro lado , se volvió un josephin 2.0, siendo paranoico ,y llevando una escopeta siempre, igual trata de ayudar a su familia, ya sea con clases para sunny y beatrice, o alejando , cualquier "peligro ", el no a dejado que las niñas salgan de la casa , desde que llegaron allí, hace más o menos 5 años

Sunny tiene 14 años , para este punto , a olvidado mucho de sus aventura, solo sabe que su vida nunca fue fácil, y que por eso, tiene horribles ataques de pánico en la noche , provocados por " pesadillas ", o mejor dicho , recuerdos ,ella cocina en la casa , y también tiene la manía de amarrarse el pelo ,para pensar

Beatrice tiene 12 , al igual que sunny,no sabe mucho ,a tratado de usar sus dotes detectivescas, para saber que pasa , pero su familia es más lista , su relación con sunny, es como la que tenían violet y klaus, cree que klaus está chiflado, pero lo hace por amor ,y le gustaría que violet dejara de fingir que los padres de todos viven

Cuando ella escapa de la casa , para conocer a su único familiar vivo, y limpiar el nombre de sus familias, para que tengan la vida que siempre quisieron , klaus y sunny van por ella , solo para descubrir que violet fue secuestrada , y klaus sigue siendo prófugo

Absuelven a sunny de crímenes, pero las 2 niñas , terminan en manos de sr.poe ,y sunny solo sabe que apenas lo vio ,lo odio

Klaus es separado de sus hermanas, y decide salir de la cárcel, unirse a snicket, y limpiar sus nombre de una buena vez

Violet es secuestrada por el lado malo de vfd , para ser más específicos,por los mentores del conde olaf , al principio quiso recuperar su ilusión feliz , pero cuando la mujer le peina ,con un listón negro , algo se activa en ella , decide trabajar con ellos , solo hasta limpiar el nombre de su familia,y recuperar a sus hijas

Sr.poe lleva a las niñas con varios tutores, que extrañamente, le parecen familiares a sunny,y que mueren como peces dorados , una poeta amante del peligro y los disfraces , que termina "suicidándose", no sin antes,dejarme pistas a un hombre de gafas ,para encontrar a sus hijas

Un periodista que tenía información para limpiar sus nombres , muerto en un "accidente " de auto , pero las niñas dan con sus apuntes , y el libro de las organizaciones secretas , donde descubren todo

Terminan con un cartógrafo, con una gran casa voladora ,que les promete encontrar a violet, como termina ?, obligando a sunny a quemar una casa , y manchando más el apellido boudelaire

Llevadas a la prufrock , donde prometen reformarlas, solo para descubrir que la directora ,amante del tap,quiere a las niñas muertas, es allí donde klaus las encuentra, y logran limpiar su nombre

Mientras , violet se reencuentra con quigley , el cual a desertado del lado bueno , este le promete el cielo y las estrellas, y aunque violet lo ama con locura, se prometió no volver a caer , seguir luchando ,por su familia, y termina traicionandolo,más, cuando descubre que el mato a su propia familia

Quigley se vuelve el nuevo "olaf", cuando su lado , no pudo proteger a sus padres , y solo puso a sus hermanos en su contra , decidió que haría las cosas de forma más cómoda

Descubre dónde están los boudelaire, y secuestra a violet, logra encerrar a klaus , y aunque escapa , como fugitivo no puede hacer mucho , mata a sus hermanos ,para tener a las niñas , para tener una "familia " con su amada

Después de que violte le traiciona , logra hacer con la custodia de las niñas , y ver que sunny es idéntica a su hermana, mientras beatrice tiene todo el carácter de klaus ,hace que quiera a la mayor de aprendiz, y deshacerse de la otra , en cuento pueda , trata de engañar a sunny para quemar la casa , con su hermana dentro

Arreglo que terminarán en la prufrock , pero cuando un nuevo bibliotecario, de nombre "fausto"( klaus), entra , las niñas escapan de sus manos

Klaus lemony ,sunny y beatrice, termina en un submarino, y con ayuda de una vieja amiga, logran dar con violet...solo para que fiona los traicióne

Vfd no aceptó a su familia de vuelta, a si que se fue del lado malo, en medio del desastre, quigley y Carmelita, se encuentras con sus viejos rivales

Todo termina con un arpón, y violet, muriendo para proteger a su familia, lemony le entrega toda la información que rescató, a los huérfanos

Con sus nombres limpios , klaus puede reclamar la herencia de sus padres , y darle una vida normal a su familia, publican la obra de lemony snicket

Talvez, te gustaría creer que todos vivieron felices, que klaus, beatrice y sunny,lograron tener una familia...pero cuando cierto hombre, prende una chispa en la cocina, todos sabemos que no es el final

Imagine Olaf screaming "PARKLIFE" every time Lemony finished a sentence

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I’m sorry I did not mean to disrespect a member of the VFD (Various Fallen Defenders) I was just saying that he was a simp, never stated that Beatrice was mediocre. Anyways hope that you have a great day.

Y’all always talking about simps, and how they don’t do much, but like… Lemony made a whole series about some womens kids because he simped so hard for her

I didn't chose fandom life. It chose me. And it whispered in my ear and said "Join a volunteer fire department" "Be an Avenger" "become a Marauder" "You're a demigod by the way" "Ever hear of a satanic triangle?" "Oh my Gods, you're a founding father" "You're literally a dragon tamer" also like a million other things but who has the time

I have a headcannon

So during a Series of Unfortuante Events title song, Count Olaf keeps telling us to look away. But during the last 2 episodes, he BEGS us not to keep watching and leave, because as long as we don’t watch the last episode He. Doesn’t. Die he keeps on living and so does the woman he loves

Ya know what? Even before JK Rowling outed herself as a substandard primate, I wasn't a big fan. Harry Potter is the least bingeable fantasy series I've read.

Lord of the Rings? Perfect for binge reading.

Discworld? Streaming services envy the variety.

Harry Potter? Tonal whiplash like there's no tomorrow. Went from kids books to being for edgy teens that don't want to be embarrassed yet.

At least How to Train Your Dragon doesn't try to change demographic that quickly. It actually matures over the series and takes time to transition, instead of just switching to a different style out of nowhere.

Soz for the ramble in tags.

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@lesbian-in-leather HERE’S OUR HOTTIE

JUST- *squeezes eyes shut*

"you're so pretty", okay so write something for me like lemony snicket.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Meme

[½ dedications] – The Austere Academy

not my usual content or anything but here's an asoue headcanon:

Lemony's middle is Dante. Let me explain.

So everyone knows that scene in Vile Village where they talk about Dante, right? Like the guy who wrote Dante's Inferno? My headcanon is that Dante is Lemony's middle name.

Along with this I raise these full names for the snickets:

Katherine "Kit" Sappho Snicket

Jacques Whitman Snicket

Lemony Dante Snicket

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My headcanon is that all three snickets' middle names are named after poets.

Kit's middle name is after Sappho, a well known poet from Archaic Greece, and probably the first well known female poet.

Jacques's middle name is after Walt Whitman. Walt is well known for his poems "Song of Myself" and "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed".

Lemony's middle name– you already know after Dante and Dante's Inferno.

I just feel like their middle names are after famous poets.

But you guys know the drill by now: that's just my two cents!

Woah Mr Mentally Ill posting twice in one day??

...who cares lol

Anyway– I'm here today to talk to you about the use of color in ASOUE. So let's get into it!

Okay let's start off with basics: yellow represents innocence and purple represents evil. In the early days of the first season, Sunny wears yellow colored clothes. As she gets older however, she wears more colors like pink and grey.

Purple is the color that Esmé wears at the opera. It's also the color that the man with the beard but no hair and the woman with hair but no beard wear. In the scene wear the baudelaires help burn down the hotel and help Olaf get away, Violet wears purple.

Again, going back to yellow, look at the island. Now this might be a bit of a stretch, so take it with a grain of salt. So yellow and red make orange right? So someone with not much knowledge on the subject might think that orange and white makes yellow aswell.

This is where the stretch comes in, Ishmael wants to recreate that innocence like we see in Sunny at the start. That's what VFD was supposed to do, keep childlike innocence.

While you would think red would be a color associated with evil in ASOUE, but it doesn't. It mainly represents good. The uniform on the Quequeg is red. In the show, Kit wears it at the opera. In the books, the baudelaires wear it while working at the Hotel Denoument. Klaus also wears it in some early episodes.

Blue would usually be associated with childlike innocence, but in ASOUE it's usually the loss of childlike innocence. Beatrice wears it when she throws the dart that kills Olaf's father. Klaus wears it when they steal a boat, get arrested, in the movie, and all illustrations. Sunny also wears it in later seasons, showing how she is no longer innocent. It is also the color of the sugar bowl.

Green is a neutral color. The hypnotized mill workers wear it. In the show, the baudelaires wear it when they spy on bad people. Olaf wears it in the song "Not how the story goes".

Black and white funnily enough, aren't black and white. They're blurred, both bad and good characters wearing it.

But hey– that's just my two cents!!

(If you guys wanna send me theories to talk about, send me them!)

Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Beatrice: >:O language

Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language

Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?

Olaf: 'The fuck word'.

Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Kit: Oh my god they censored it

Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.

Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.

Wassup! Mr mentally ill is back with another ASOUE opinion!~

I really didn't know that this was an unpopular opinion, but who cares?

Neither side of VFD was completely correct. Neither side of VFD was completely wrong. Both sides of VFD have good and bad.

That, in my opinion, is the point of the series. Everyone is capable of corruption. The 'noble' volunteers aren't opposed to murder. The 'evil' arsonists aren't opposed to saving someone.

VFD is not a cult. Volunteer Fire Department. You might say "but mr mentally ill! tons of cults use the term volunteer to indoctrinate!"

And to that I bring you the last scene in S3 E4. Kit Snicket says "I can take you to the Last Safe Place if that's still what you want to go."

Notice what specific words she uses: *if*. She doesn't say "I will take you to the Last Safe Place since that's were you want to go."

If VFD was a cult, they would use words to make you feel like you want it.

Now going back to the 'evil' side of VFD. Esmé is on the 'evil' side, but if you've seen my sugar bowl theory, you know I don't believe she's evil.

I'll bring up a point I made in that post: Esmé only wants the sugar bowl. She could care less about hurting people. If they gave her the sugar bowl, she would've probably stayed in VFD.

Olaf just wants revenge. Fernald no longer believes in VFD. The only two characters who are evil with no explanation are the man with the beard but no hair and the woman with hair but no beard.

Back to Fernald: he actively states "there is no wrong side of the schism". This is literally word for word! No theory needed!

For me, it reminds me of SHEILD from the MCU, especially with the 'evil' growing inside of it.

But hey! That's just my two cents!

okay this theory might be a little controversial..

First things first, we are ignoring the show's "genetically altered sugar" sugar bowl excuse, because that feels like it was pulled out of someone's ass.

Hear me out: there is nothing in the sugar bowl + esmé is still good.

So we know that the schism didn't start with sugar bowl gen, but thats when it really exploded. Esmé Squalor is personally mad, not because Beatrice Baudelaire is a volunteer, but because her trust was betrayed.

Esmé while talking to Dewey Denoument gets told, "The container is yours. Not what it contains."

This means VFD believes the sugar bowl itself is still Esmé's. We know sometimes Lemony will use metaphors for the plot, like the great unknown.

I believe the sugar bowl is a physical stand-in for the betrayal Esmé felt with Beatrice.

When VFD split, friends became enemies. We know this, right? And we know that Esmé and Beatrice were friends that became enemies.

What if the sugar bowl is just a figurative(?) show of that? Esmé doesn't really care about VFD or arson, she just wants her sugar bowl.

And while we get the 'olaf knows' scene, Esmé probably already knew. It doesn't say 'olaf and esmé know'.

Now hear me out again– Esmé holds out the information, not telling Olaf. In hopes that Beatrice will see that she is trustworthy and give back the sugar bowl.

Esmé was obviously there when the dart was thrown. She was standing directly across from Beatrice. She definitely saw Beatrice throw the dart.

So why do we still get the 'olaf knows' scene? If Esmé was truly evil, wouldn't she immediately tell Olaf so they could incriminate them?

Esmé wants to be trustworthy, she wants to be Beatrice's friend again, she wants to hold the sugar bowl again.

Esmé only hurts the baudelaire children at Olaf's command.

"I helped you chase those orphans through the least in places in the hinterlands" That's what she says. She could care less about revenge.

In Penultimate Peril, Esmé has the opportunity to poison everyone. She doesn't. She genuinely does not want revenge.

(This is definitely less believable than my Poe is an ex-volunteer theory.)

But.. thats just my two cents lol

Is Mr Poe an ex vfd volunteer?

We know that the baudelaire parents threw parties with very specific friend(s), Poe being one of them. All other friend(s) of the baudelaire parents are implied/stated to be ex/current vfd volunteers. Why would they be friend with just a random banker?

Adding on to this, Poe is always there when misfortune falls onto the baudelaire children. As if his presence there causes it. What if it actually did?

Think about it, what startles the baudelaires that leads to Dewey Denoument's death? Poe. Who gets Jacques Snicket arrested and killed? Poe. He is always there.

Who gets the news first? Poe. Who tells the baudelaires about the fire? Poe.

Adding on to @femmefatalegoth Poe is a villain theory, if he wasn't an ex-volunteer, why else would he insist on never listening to the baudelaires? He only listens when indisputable evidence is shown.

Mr Poe gets treated horribly by Olaf when they 'meet', yet he speaks of the count kindly while talking to the children.

If he was an ex-volunteer– he must've left vfd. Why, you may ask, would he have a reason to leave vfd as a volunteer? Easy.

His children. To protect them from vfd recruitment.

Also, what reason would he have to be at the Vile Village? He says he's "running with this crowd!" A vague answer. Likewise, he's familiar with the rules of the VFD village— an old vfd station.

This all makes sense if Poe is an ex-volunteer. Why he knows so much about the baudelaires personal lives? He knew their parents very personally.

A cause for his cough? One theory from popsugar.com suggests it could be from fires he might've helped set. Another personal theory of mine is that it could be to do with the medusiod mycelium. We know it makes you cough a lot as by what happens to Sunny when she ingests it.

Could a younger vfd volunteer Poe be on a mission when he was exposed to the medusiod?

In both the book and the show, one of the lines in "The End" is "at this time Mr. Poe was better known as his stage name" suggesting that he was an actor at some point. Acting is a profession that a lot of vfd volunteer take on.

It is also stated that the baudelaire(s) smell smoke around figuratively (and sometimes literally).

We know that sometimes ex-volunteers that join the 'evil' side of the schism will put on a dumb act as to not be caught. Could this be why Poe is always so stupid?

Anyways.. thats just my two cents!

Not to sound nihilistic, but I feel like the best works of fiction with kid protagonists are almost always the ones with a key understanding of how strange, helpless and even kind of crushing childhood can really be, not the ones that see those years as pure innocence and nothing else.

the musical equivalent of too many cooks

Lemony Snicket was canonically a cheerleader and I haven't seen a single person talk about it. The possibilities are delightful- Lemony saying cheesy rhymes in a deadpan voice?? Lemony in a cheerleader outfit in general?? Lemony getting tossed around by others more qualified to be a cheerleader?? Lemony who joined cheerleading simply because Beatrice was in soccer?

I swear it's always "I love you so much!" but never

"I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love you no matter what is served in the world's cafeterias or what game is played at each and every recess. I will love you no matter how many fire drills we are all forced to endure, and no matter what is drawn upon the blackboard in a blurring, boring chalk. I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to divide fractions, and no matter how difficult is it to memorize the periodic table. I will love you no matter what your locker combination was, or how you decide to spend your time during study hall. I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform.

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you next Tuesday. I will love you if you cut your hair and I will love you if you cut the hair of others. I will love you if abandon your baticeering and I will love you if you retire from the theatre to take up some other, less dangerous occupation. I will love you if you drop your raincoat on the floor instead of hanging it up and I will love you if you betray your father. I will love you even if you announce that the poetry of Edgar Guest is the best in the world and even if you announce that the work of Zilpha Keatley Snyder is unbearably tedious. I will love you if you abandon the theremin and take up the harmonica and I will love you if you donate your marmosets to the zoo and your tree frogs to M. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, as the tempura loves the the ikura and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer.

I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged print of the document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written.

I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm wale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.

I will love you as a child loves to overhear the conversations of their parents, and the parents love the sound of their own arguing voices, and as the pen loves to write down the words these voices utter in a notebook for safe keeping.

I will love you as a shingle loves falling off a house on a windy day and striking a grumpy person across the chin, and as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. I will love you as an airplane loves to fall from a clear blue sky and as an escalator loves to entangle expensive scarves in its mechanism. I will love you as a wet paper towel loves to be crumpled into a ball and thrown at a bathroom ceiling and an eraser loves to leave dust in the hairdos of the people who talk too much. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself and as a pair of white gloves loves to slip delicately into the punchbowl. I will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock. I will love you as a thief loves a gallery, and as a crow loves murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a falling shingle off a house.

I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp, and as a blimp loves to chase after it.

I will love you as a dagger loves a certain person's back, and as a certain person loves to wear dagger proof tunics, and as a dagger proof tunic loves to go to a certain dry cleaning facility, and how a certain employee of a dry cleaning facility loves to stay up late with a pair binoculars, watching a dagger factory for hours in the hopes of catching a burglar, and as a burglar loves sneaking up behind people with binoculars, suddenly realizing that she has left her dagger at home.

I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as a noise of a glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping out into the world.

I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods, and until every criminal is handcuffed by the laziest policeman. I will love you until M. hates snakes and J. hates grammar, and I will love you until C. realizes that S. is not worthy of his love and N. realizes he is not worthy of V. I will love you until the bird hates the nest and the worm hates the apple, and until the apple hates the tree and the tree hates the nest, although honestly, I cannot imagine that last occurrence no matter how hard I try.

I will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time, except for the clocks that people have forgotten to wind and the calendars that people have forgotten to place in a highly visible area. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and that long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. I will love you as the chances of us running into each other slip from slim to zero, and until your face is fogged by a distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you don't see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and no matter how I am discovered after what happens to me, happens to you as I am discovering this. I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else—your co-star perhaps, or Y., or even Q. or anyone Z. through A., even R. although sadly I think it will be quite some time before two woman can be allowed to marry—and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned.

That Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way. Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope."

I realise now that I made this “collage” of the fandoms Im part of and realised that I can just post it here (please ignore how cringe it looks I made this a while back and honestly I can’t remember if there’s any new fandoms I like besides Jackson’s diary)

I’m only a little into some so I might not be such an expert and I might have forgotten stuff about them since I was last “active” in the fandom but yeahhh guys please if you like these talk with me about them no one from my fam or friends actually know/like them :(

Btw I might post my fanart of some of these

Guys help idk if I should make an art dump to share all the fandoms I’m part of or if I should just post them separately for each of the fandoms 😬😬