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sorry kenjirou
sadly my phone is old broken and just really bad in general for some reason i can't access my images and stuff my phone anymore
sadly no matter how hard i try i actually can't fix my profile picture i can only edit my profile
THIS is why you report and block the bot accounts!!
NONE of those tags have anything to do with their post. Their PORN LINK post
They go from following you, to clogging tags with their spam.
REPORT AND BLOCK
And newbies, I'm BEGGING you to change your icons so you don't look like... THAT. You WILL be blocked if you have the default icon or an empty blog. Reblog some shit. LIKES DONT COUNT. Even bot accounts can like posts.
I love this! You explained a little bit more! I love how you add more context. Because i also think it matters in saying the afterward, Danny had support from day one from people that actually care about him, Jason was thrown into everything by the League, and he also had to literally claw himself put of the grave.
Also!
And, i think, halfa could be an insult/slur, like, it sounds like it, like, imagine this:
“Wow, why are you so bad at flying?! Are you like, a halfa or what?”
“Dude, they say he’s a halfa”
“Girl, there’s this one halfa”
“Augh, move out of my you godammed halfa!”
I think it could be like the type of words that aren’t bad, but it depends in context and how it’s said, here’s a better example:
“He’s a halfa”
“Look! The halfa!”
I think i made my opinion clear :D and i also think i ranted a bit :’)
Danny: ...and then I died, which, for some reason never freaked me out
Jason, who sometimes stays up all night freaking out about his death: yeh my death never freaked me out either
I am aware that this isn’t probably what you’d thought you be getting when you came to my profile, but here is an Artemis Fowl fanfic crossover I’m writing. So go check that out.
P.S. Sorry for grammar and spelling didn’t really edit it.
Okay so there's this dp x dc tumblr post about the JL finding the Ghost King's family tree or something and lots of misunderstandings happening but I can't find it anymore and would be grateful if someone would send it to me... Anyhow I was inspired by it and this is the result!
Also on ao3 if you wanna check it out there!
The Family Tree
"So you're telling me this is just a family tree?", Green Lantern asked with a frown on his face.
Bruce could see Constantine's eyes twitching at that question. As always, leave it to Hal Jordan to annoy people.
"This isn't just anything", the sorcerer said with narrowed eyes. "It's a Class-X magical artifact. If this thing is used as a focus for a ritual, the magnitude of magical energy would rise by at least 80 factors. For those of you non-magical or unfamiliar with magic, that's fucking huge."
Beside him Zatanna nodded, her gaze still fixed on the ancient manuscript. She hadn't taken her eyes off the scroll for more than a minute since she got to the Watch Tower and first saw it spread out on the containment room table. Constantine was the same. Captain Marvel was not present, working along with Superman, Hawkgirl, and Aquaman on a case, but his reactions have always been dissimilar from his magical colleagues, so his case might be anywhere between staying the hell away from it to trying to inhale it.
It was clear to Bruce that Zatanna coveted it, but was sensible and cautious enough to stay away from it. Constantine had no sense so he was a tossup. From where he was standing between Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter, the Gotham vigilante resolved to keep an eye on the two magicians. They most likely won't try to steal the artifact, considering the heavy dose of 'not messing with that thing' overshadowing the desire to possess it, but the scroll itself might be enchanted to encourage covetous feelings on those nearby. It wouldn't be the first time. Better safe than sorry.
It was Diana that stepped up towards the two JL Dark members to seek more clarification. As both a Demigod and as someone familiar with magic, she was usually the one taking point on such issues.
She gestured to the scroll innocently sitting inside the runic circle the two mages had constructed around it. "You have told us that the artifact is not destructive, that it is merely a record, and that the information it contains is not a spell, or a runic arrangement, or a magic circle. You have also told us that the strange energy readings coming from it are mostly due to the material it's made out of than any catastrophic sorcery enchanted into it. You have at last decoded it as a record of a family tree. Yet it is dangerous, a Class-X relic as you've said. Given all this information, I suppose the correct question to ask here is this: why is a family tree capable of raising magical energy output by 80 factors?"
The two magicians looked at each other. Zatanna finally pried her eyes away from the scroll and faced the room.
"Magic is a force that simultaneously has laws but at the same time adheres to none. It's confusing to explain but for the time being just keep that in mind."
She walked to the center of the room, followed by Constantine, visibly trying to collect her words. Bruce prepared himself for a complicated explanation and activated another one of the batsuit's recorders. He felt the urge to sigh, for a supposed unchained force, Magic was needlessly complex at times, and practically incomprehensible to non-magicals.
At the front, Zatanna took a deep breath and began.
"As you know there are multiple dimensions. But magical dimensions come under a different category. Depending on the overall magical potential of a particular magical dimension, we call it the World State Stable Thaumaturgical Output Capacity, we can classify these dimensions in grades and levels, as either higher or lower, with relation to each other. These levels are dependent on a multitude of variables like space, time, gravity, Events, Proximity, etc and as such are non-linear, and unfixed. That's the first thing."
Bruce could practically see the capitals on the last two. Looks like they would need to hold another meeting to clarify a lot of these concepts. Seeing the dawning of lost expressions on some of the members however, Bruce mentally amended that to many future meetings.
Zatanna continued. "Magical objects from higher dimensions become stronger in lower ones. The inverse is also true. This is all in relation to the Overture and the same polarity orientation of course but we don't need to get into that now-"
On the contrary Bruce thought they really needed more explanation on all of that.
"-In simple terms, a child's toy from a higher dimension could become the focus for an apocalyptic ritual in a much lower dimension, while an apocalyptic artifact from a lower dimension might as well be paperweight in a sufficiently higher one. There are ways around it, but if those methods are not implemented, then this is how it generally goes. The larger the level difference, the higher the power."
Now that wasn't concerning at all. Bruce really needed to update his contingency plans regarding magic.
Constantine continued from where Zatanna left off, looking like he'd rather be anywhere but here.
"The second thing is that when it comes to magic, things that are indefinable or unquantifiable become definable and quantifiable. Stuff like love, hate, happiness, despair, fate, necessity, authority? All measurable. Not always needed of course, But definitely possible and frequently used in a variety of magical fields."
The sorcerer leaned against a nearby chair. "One such thing is Significance. The magic contained in true names for instance is mostly based on significance. A true name is significant to you, its a doorway to your soul, and therefore it holds power. Significance is also what we call a positive, additive factor in magic. In the absence of interfering variables, significance as a quantity is directly proportional to magical output. In other words-"
"-the more significant an object or an event, the higher the magical energy output, and consequently higher the magical power", J'onn finished. He looked towards the scroll. "The information recorded on it, the family tree as you've said, valuable in significance, most likely in terms of whose family it's a record of. In addition, the artifact is from a higher dimension with relation to ours, and that has a cumulative effect."
"Yeah exactly", said Constantine with a raised eyebrow. "Which means that if that hypothetical toy Zatanna mentioned? If that happened to be important enough, like a first toy, or a cherished gift or something like that, its significance increases, its potential increases, and in the right hands, or in the wrong hands really, that potential could be harnessed at a lower level."
There was a bout of thoughtful silence as they absorbed all of the information.
But Bruce felt as if he had been quiet enough and took the chance to ask a question of his own. "You mentioned something called the Overture, and polarity orientation. What do they mean?"
Constantine just sighed. "For fuck's sake Batsy those things aren't really important to the discussion..."
Bruce just stared.
..."Fine", the mage said in defeat. "There are many names for it, the Overture, Exordium, Legerdomain, Nascence...but the most accepted two are the Beforebirth, and the Womb. It's not a something as much as it's a someplace, but then again it's not really a place either. Simply put it's the birthplace of Magic, where it all began and all that. It can't be accessed without the Key and that's been lost for a long time. It's actually a mission for many magicals to find it you know? A holy quest for a lot of them. Some of them are straight up crazy though."
Bruce field that information safely away. Figure out a plan to combat fanatic magicians trying to find the birthplace of magic for sinister reasons. "And polarity?"
"Well", Zatanna began, "its how magic is classified according to the nature of...magic? Or rather the essence? It's hard to put in mundane terms...Anyhow broadly speaking there are two main polarities, the Obverse, and the Reverse."
For a moment, she struggled with the explanation before brightening, seemingly having found an idea.
"Picture a number line, but like on the y-axis! Zero is the Overture, Obverse dimensions are the positive number side, and Reverse dimensions are the negative numbers! The higher up the obverse dimension, the larger its magical output! Similarly, the lower down the reverse dimension, the higher its magical output."
Bruce had hardly parsed through that when their resident speedster spoke up.
"Guys", the red clad hero said, "I feel like we missed the obvious follow up question after Ollie over here...like I feel like this is important, but where exactly is the scroll from?"
As one everyone turned towards the artifact.
Constantine grimaced and Zatanna winced. They looked at each other as if asking who wanted to bite the bullet. Finally it looked as if Constantine lost. The sorcerer cursed under his breath.
"Well which dimension is the scroll from?", asked Wonder Woman.
Constantine took what looked like a fortifying breath.
"It's from the Infinite Realms."
Silence.
"What?", the Green Lantern asked intelligently.
"It's from the Infinite Realms. As in Infinite. As in end of the figurative fucking line, number line whatever!"
Everyone stared at the magicians as understanding slowly dawned.
There was what was essentially a magical nuke in the Watch Tower.
"Now", began Martian Manhunter, "this is unfortunate".
I forgot to post the chapters after chapter 4, so I'll just put the latest one here.
Hey guys...
This blog is no longer going to be a dedicated AvA ask blog anymore...
There are so many fandoms I love, and I want to make blogs for all of them, but I can't manage that many separate blogs all at once. So I'm going to turn this into an all-encompassing blog for every fandom Im a part of! You can ask questions and interact with ANY CHARACTER I post here!
Im sorry if you were hoping this blog would stay as an AvA only blog, but you can still talk to them!
Sea Me
-kalika
i would like to “sincerely” apologize to the swifties i made fun of in my head for skipping school and worrying over eras tour tickets.
today i have learned your pain while trying to get twenty one pilots tickets
ok so i kind of want you to write a fic with a fart kink
something with BAU female farting in gn readers face while they sniff it please
Sorry to say, that’d be the kind of kink I’d say no to. Sorry! That’d be one of the stories I couldn’t write. But thank you for your request, and I’m sorry I couldn’t fulfil it! 🙂
Super sorry!
a playlist
or, the way your apology made me feel
history of man - maisie peters
the exit - conan gray
firearm - lizzy mcalpine
the grudge - olivia rodrigo
abbey - mitski
right where you left me - taylor swift
After laughing at everyone's who's ao3 shuts down (cuz yeah mine doesn't as often as yours), I finally experienced your suffering.
I apologise for making fun of your misery and found myself contemplating my life choices yesterday after loosing my husband....
How the heck do you all survive that kind of thing?? Even ww3 seems easier...
Edit 19/09/2024/19:35: It's down again... I'm sorry! I'm begging on my knees! Just let me continue the fic I started yesterday instead of sleeping!
Do you think the gods like how we draw them?
Or the angels appreciate the time it took to draw each feather or iris?
Maybe that we may not worship them like we used to, but that we've grown and evolved to know we're still there and we can stand on our own feet?
Maybe they appreciate that we write down their names and we give our own beautiful characteristics to them? Or that we feel closer to them if we imagine them to look like those among us? That we know of their beauty and we grow tired of their traditions and tragedies?
I hope they know that we think of them often and thoughtfully, as we curse their creations and we are sorry for the hateful words we drown them in. Because i am very sorry, and but i am angry and tired, so i will not take the words back but i will cherish them and i hope they do same.
I hope they can read this, wherever they may be. Spiteful and generous.
HC that this happened shortly after the league formed:
Random Meta hero (really doesn’t matter who) upon learning Batman is human: oh wow, do you and Green Arrow know each other then?
Batman *scandalised* : what do you think all humans know each other?
RMH *nervously*: oh god I’m so sorry sir I can’t believe I just assumed that
Batman *knowing damn well that he and Ollie went to school together and have a bottomless brunch planned for the weekend* : don’t let it happen again
It must be so fucking weird for Bruce and Oliver to be on the Justice League. Like here they are with a bunch of metahumans, aliens, wizards and gods and shit, and they’re literally just Two Dudes. I bet they side-eye the fuck out of each other during League meetings bc like what the actual fuck? how can this be my problem? I’m going to the chiropractor after this?
My dream ever since I started this blog was making my own little animated fan series regarding my Hetalia ships, i wonder how many people would be interested in that.
If only i knew how to properly animate 😔