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Klaus: If your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Diego: I'm gonna be cremated so imagine a cloud of bones flying over the battlefield
Klaus: Oo metal
Klaus: Be gay, do crimes is all well and good, but one can also be queer, instill fear
Viktor: you forgot be trans, throw hands
Diego: be bi, go for the eye
Five: Be ace, punch face
Luther, the struggling token straight™️:…I’m scared of you all
So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.
You guys.
A couple of things that stand out:
- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.
- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying
- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.
- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.
- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.
- She needed it.
- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.
- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.
- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.
- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN
- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.
- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.
- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:
- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.
- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.
- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.
- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.
- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10
- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".
- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.
That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link
I rewatched S1 and S2 of The Umbrella Academy for the tenth time, and I decided to keep track of how many times the characters said certain words
Diego and Allison: Hey let's go beat the shit out of racists
The Umbrella Academy S3 + Text Posts Part 1
The Umbrella Academy, season 3 finale, episode 9: The mid-episode vote makes no sense. It's a few hours before the end of the world and they don't want to take their ONE chance to save the universe??? Except for Five, with the future self story, everyone else doesn't have A SINGLE REASON for not trying to fight the end.
-allison teaching klaus how to paint his nails and do makeup -more of the training that reggie made the kids do -klaus being a soldier and training in vietnam -diego and mom bonding -pogo having more interaction with the young academy -bENS DEATH -what reggie first did with the newborn academy
things i’d like to see in tua season 2:
- more about diego and eudora’s relationship
- more klaus and dave (duh)
- more ben for the love of GOD
- the siblings interacting w/ allison’s daughter
- everyone supporting vanya in controlling her powers
- five opening up more
- more klaus and diego bromance
- luther having a more interesting storyline
(please rb and add things!!)
Composition #4, one of my woodcut prints that I’ve made. Made by carving a design on wood and running it under a press to transfer the ink onto the paper. The design is based off Mount Pleasant station in Ontario Canada.
Available in my shop in my portfolio or follow the link below.
https://www.diogopinheiroart.com/composition-4
Hot take?
I don't know, love the sibling dynamics in The Umbrella Academy
LMAOO I FORGOT I USE TO SHIP DIEGO AND DORA😩😩😩😩 SIS I–
Umbrella Academy FF Idea
So...I had this idea for a story that I might never write.
So, this could take place during season 1 or 2, as long as everyone is together. I was thinking after season 2, when their still adjusting to the weird new version of reality.
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But basically it involves Klaus getting hit by some kind of thing that turns him into his younger self. Like physically and mentally he’s at some point between 12 - 14, after Five disappears but before Ben dies.
Basically, everyone gathers around when it first happens because their worried about him, he then starts panicking. Maybe some ghost soldiers get summoned to protect him or something. I have a head cannon that before the drugs, Klaus actually had an amazing grasp on his powers but since his dad kept pushing him, he gave up to drugs.
Five, being the only one he would actually recognise, jumps in to calm him down.
Over the rest of the day, Klaus is trying to wrap his head around what's happening and he’s still not talking to any of the other siblings.
Eventually, Vanya gains his trust by convincing him by doing something they did when they were kids (Handshake, song, something like that). This gives Five a break as Vanya volunteers to keep an eye on him.
When Luther and Diego try to befriend him, they discover that they practically bullied Klaus when they were kids when they didn’t mean too. This is one of the reasons he was so quiet as a kid, he thought half of his family hates him.
Over the next week, they all slowly gain Klaus trust, the others realising how much more Klaus was abused then the rest of them.
This causes all of them (Except for Vanya and Five because they already knew) to feel extremely guilty for calling him stupid or childish.
It ends when one day, Klaus wakes up as his normal self, very confused as to what’s happening and why everyone’s crying and hugging him.
I just feel like it has so much angst and fluff opportunities.
So much family interaction that could happen!!!!!
Incorrect tua quotes
Luther: "I think I can handle it, I went to Wharton."
Five: "Well, I went to Harvard."
Klaus: "And I went to juvie, and we're all here wearing an apron."