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So Hibana, Midnight, Miruko, Boa, and Yang's s/o seems to have had a rough day and asks to lay on the girl's boobs. While the girls do think this is some kind of perverted fantasy, they allow s/o to do so, only for s/o to say. "Thanks, hearing your heart beat really calms me down."

An: ah the classic misdirection you love to see it

Hibana:

She isn't thrilled at first but at the same time she isn't pissed off

Everyone has their moments when they just need to lay on their partner

Perv moment or not she isn't so cold to not let them be close to her

When they do chime in about her heartbeat calming them down it would stun her for a moment

She assumed wrong and she did feel bad about it for a second

She honestly should have known better

But then she wraps her arms around them and holds them closer

She is gentle and calm and so incredibly in control as usual

Her s/o can breath and shake off whatever is on their mind for as long as they need

Because she may seem cool and collected in a fight

But she knows just how bad nerves can be sometimes

And she wants to let them find calm in her, after all it is part of her job

Midnight:

She fully expects it to be a pervy thing and she doesn't mind it

It is a large part of her own imagery after all

She really can't be surprised when her s/o takes it upon themselves to use her as a very squishy pillow

She is content to let them stay there until they are ready to get up

But when they thank her it takes her a second to process it

And she gets it

Things can be tense and knowing you have some there for you can be soothing

Especially with the rhythmic thump of a heartbeat

She would do her best to just stay calm for them and let them calm down

Because she gets stress, she and all her friends deal with it every day

And she's just glad she can be a source of relief and relaxation to someone she cares so deeply about

And she'll help out her s/o any way she can in the future as well

Miruko:

She would normally argue it, call them out on it and tease them to the world's end

She knows why they want to lay on her

But she's tired and honestly their weight is comfortable

It's been a long day and having them come and lay on her was calming

It kept her still and feeling relatively at peace

When they thank her for letting them stay like this it hits home

She knows how claming listen to something like that can be, she does it when she can't sleep

She lays her head on their chest and counts the beats

It reminds her that she's somewhere safe and calm and soothing

And so she totally gets it and feels sorta stupid for judging them for her own habits

But hey she's only human too and she just shrugs it off and enjoys her s/o's company

Boa:

She doesn't mind it at all since it is her s/o after all

She wants them to enjoy her body and her company

But when she hears them thank her it breaks her heart just a little

Yes she's happy that she can make them happy and calm

But she also doesn't like the idea of them stressing out without her there to comfort them

She wants to be their support as often as possible

She would do her best to help them while she was here of course

But she assures them that whenever they need her she will be there to take care of them and support them

On a happier note for her she gets to hold the one she loves and know they are calm here

It is a very safe place for them after all and she wants to keep it that way

As long as she can bring them some comfort in the end though, she is happy

Yang:

She gets it for sure

She probably will tease them about in in the future

But a chest pillow is just as comfortable and lewd as a lap pillow in her eyes

But hearing them thank her melts her a little

The idea that something as simple as her heartbeat could calm them is a nice thought

She would give them a little squeeze for that and being sweet

She does find comfort in their presence too when she gets to hold them

It's grounding for her to be reminded that they are real and very close

There's something just nice about it so she understands them completely and loves it

And she'd make sure to let them know sometime, in her own way of course

She's not just going to outright adm something like that

HOLY CRAP, GUYS!!! I just woke up and saw this and may or may or may not have shrieked. Thank you all so, SO much for helping me reach this milestone. You guys are amazing!!

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

The Langst no one asked for

• So we all know Lance is rly homesick, right? But he's also ashamed of where he comes from. -he's just a poor boy from Cuba; all he really had was his family and a dream of going to the Space Academy -and he left both of those behind. •All he really wants is for his jokes to be funny, for someone to laugh genuinely at them -and not at him. •He's sick of being compared to Keith. He knows that Keith is a better pilot, better warrior, better paladin, and everyone just has to keep reminding him. -he'll brush it off, laugh, but he has to bite his tongue to keep from screaming that he knows, he knows, so can they shut up already? •He's not good enough. It's obvious, isn't it? He's the fifth wheel, the odd one out. Everyone else has a thing, their thing- Shiro is the fearless leader, always calm and collected, ready for every situation. Pidge is the genius, insanely smart, always hacking and building and collecting data. Hunk is the mechanic, the strong, kind force holding the group together. And Keith is the pilot, the academy prodigy, fast and daring and mysterious. But Lance... what can he do but crack dumb jokes and hit on aliens? He's nothing. A nobody. He's not even worth it. That gun of his has looked pretty appealing more than a few times.

so... tumblr.

after months of wonder, confusion, and a shit ton of wtf, I have taken the plunge. Tumblr, I am here and ready to sob over our dead gay children together.