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Dabi: *reading his book aloud to annoy everyone*
You: *walks in the room*
Dabi: *reading* "...I'll kill you"
You: Not if I kill myself first
Dabi: ...
Dabi: Y/N no
Jirou, about the Bakusquad: It’s like all of you share one braincell sometimes!
Kaminari: *Can’t think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
I have a headcanon that Midoriya is just... insanely good at Mario Kart. Like this boy knows all the shortcuts and shit
But like... also nail someone with a green shell and he’s like ‘what it’s math???’ Cause u know this kid who analyzes people for fun would be that kind of person
Meanwhile everyone else is freaking the fuck out cause this little ray of sunshine is just demolishing everyone
Bakugou sitting in the corner like ‘I fucking told you!’ Cause it’s the one thing he can’t beat Midoriya in EVER and thinking about it is like the funniest thing ever to me
Did All Might really call Midoriya his “prince of nonsense” or did I just read it in a fanfic???? I gotta know
So, you guys know how Hawks is a bird? Welllll… what if he laid eggs?
Dabi, making breakfast: OI NUGGETS! WANT SOME EGGS?! Hawks, scrambling down the stairs frantically: WHICH EGGS DID YOU USE?! Dabi: I dunno, the ones in the red carton?
Hawks, grabbing him by the collar: DID. YOU. USE. A. PURPLE. EGG. Dabi: No, that one looked weird, so I left it.
Hawks: *slumps against the counter, relieved*
Dabi: why do you ask? Hawks: Don’t ever use those eggs again.
*Sounds of an egg cracking*
Dabi: Takami Keigo, what the hell is that?!
Hawks: Ummmm… We may be having a child. Miutomo: *climbs out of her eggshell and chirps*
Dabi: H-HOW?! HAWKS-
Hawks: *major freakout but also stunned by Miu’s cuteness*
soooo I may have edited it and now it looks weird… oh well.