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In Court
Toby: *whispers to lawyer*
Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.
Toby: Just ask
Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest
Ben: I found Ej, he was sleeping on the job!
Ej: I wasn't sleeping! I was drugged!
Ben: Never mind, he was doing drugs!
Jeff: Ej just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.
Jeff: I hear no laughing
Jeff: I'm friends with a laugh liar
Toby: what do you call a fish with no eye
Hoodie:Myxine Circifrons.
Toby: ...
Toby:.. Fsh
Ben: Never microwave a Capri sun
Ej: what did you do?
Ben: microwave a Capri sun
Slenderman: Are you serious?
Ben: Dead serious
Slenderman: ....
Liu: what are you doing?
Jeff: Offering moral support
Liu: You have morals?
Jeff: No, but I support those who do.
Jeff: You have my knife!
Jane, smirking: This thing?
Jeff: What, is this the part where you say "come and get-
Jane: *throws knife out the window*
Jeff: My knife!