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*Everyone is giving advice to Sam*
Jody : It's okay to ask for help.
Bobby : You're not a burden.
Dean : Murder is okay.
Castiel : Your feelings matter.
Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dean : *raises hand*
Castiel : *puts his hand down*
Dean : Jack, what do you have?
Jack : A KNIFE!
Dean : Okay, have fu-
Sam : NO!
Kevin : How do you sleep at night knowing people Hate you?
Crowley : With the fan on~
*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!
Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
Dean : I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows!
Charlie : I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Gabriel : What if people had food names and food had people names?
Dean : Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kevin for dinner!
Sam : What is wrong with you people?
Crowley : Shut up, chocolate.
Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.
Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Sam : Um...Neat.
*later*
Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?
Sam : Didn't you thank him?
Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.
Dean : Hey Sammy!
Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : What the fuck????
Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?
Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Castiel :
Castiel : See ya. *leaves*
Dean :
Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!
Sam : Are... you sure?
Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!
Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--
Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.
Dean : good night cas I love you!
Castiel : I love you too.
Dean :
Castiel :
Dean : We love you too, Sammy.
Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.
Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
Y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Dean: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.