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Aаааnd thing with the russian meme, which, I hope, is translated normally and will be funny and understandable to you lol
For context, here's the full phrase: A fork in the eye or a pork in the ass?
This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.
Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU
Information of the AU under the cut!
[EXAMPLE]
Name [Attack/Health]
Animal [Sigil]
Sigil Meaning:
Animal/Card Symbolism:
ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait
FREE CARDS
GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]
Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)
JAMES WILSON (0/3)
Hare [Many Lives]
Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die
Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.
ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]
Bunny [Hoarder]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals
CHI PARK [1/4]
Beetle [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated
2 BONES
CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]
Hamster [Bone King]
Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.
1 BLOOD
ROBERT CHASE [2/4]
Rat [Sprinter]
Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass
ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]
Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]
Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.
LISA CUDDY [2/3]
Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.
LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]
Fox [Corpse Eater]
Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on
2 BLOOD
REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]
Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]
Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start
JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]
Hound [Guardian]
Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest