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Fem JiuYuan, toxic old women yuri >:) sy might look like she’s saying smth romantic but she’s actually just annoying sj with an infodump of Airplane’s latest bs novel <3

Disciple Shen Yuan during the Qing generation. SY is on Qing Jing and is loved and well liked by (most) of his peers, even the ones off-peak! He only has two problems: 1: Him and Shen Jiu are at each other's throats constantly. It's like worse than a rivalry. People are convinced they legit want to kill each other. While expected from SJ, people are always surprised it's equally instigated and fought by SY. He's normally one of the sweetest people on his whole Peak!

2: SY, even while trying his hardest from his FIRST puberty to stop it, has a TERRIBLE ugly duckling phase. Poor kid has ALL the problems a teenager would feel embarrassed about except like tenfold. He got beat with the ugly stick till it broke. This is something that SJ picks at constantly, too, to try and make him self conscious. (SY is more upset that SJ doesn't even have breakouts, that prick.)

The Ascension of the current gen of Peak Lords is coming up in a few years and their Shizun is trying to pick a successor. It's between SJ and SY. SJ proves his tactical mind and engineers a plot to ensure that SY will be off Peak for at least five years; that way he won't be an obstacle! His plan works and SY has to leave the mountain to chase some maguffin. SJ is made SQQ and everything is peachy keen! He won! Fuck you, SY, you ugly cunt! The five-ish years pass. SY comes back. SJ is there to greet him and subtly mock him. Except. When SY flies in on his sword.

He's hot.

SY is like the hottest man that SJ has ever seen in his life and CQM is FILLED with unnaturally attractive men. SY looks better than a damn succubus. If SJ had less decorum and control he thinks he would explode right where he stood just by looking at him. SY's face, his lips, how his robes cling to his body, even the sloppy tousle of his hair. SJ instantly knows two things:

1: SJ has GOT to get this man under him like ASAP. From the looks of some of the people around him (other Peak Lords, Disciples, rubbernecking strangers) they are all having the exact same thought. That CAN NOT be allowed to happen.

2: SY, from the look he gives to SJ and how he's somehow rude about being polite to him, still absolutely fucking hates him. Which is- SJ doesn't wanna think too deeply about why that makes SY hotter to him for some reason. Some stones are better left unturned.

When Luo Binghe comes to the Sect, SJ is too busy fighting off rival suitors, trying to court SY, and (most importantly) trying to get SY to even LIKE him to start with. So LBH never gets the shitty Shizun experience.

TY for coming to my TED talk.

Malevolent inspired AU where instead of Shen Yuan taking over Shen Qingqiu's body entirely Shen Jiu still controls the eyes and every cultivation aspect. Do they hate it? yes. Do they have a choice? no. I hope they annoy each other so much they explode before finding a different body for Shen Yuan

They become codependent and annoyingly inseparable later dw

If some of the expressions are weird I'm trying to convey that SJ controls the eyes and the general area around it so that would match his expression while everything else is SY. Which I think would make great comedy material because SQQ would be glaring daggers at LQG but also, with genuine excitement, talk about this new beast he found

jiuyuan head-canons ft. Jiu-mei’s harem:

X)Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu’s littol pogcamp that gets a lil too touchy in front of YQY

X) He’s a petty lil hoe that gets real smug if SJ shows even a lil teensy weensy bit of affection. ( And your damn right he boasts about how SJ let him hold his hand for 0.50 secs)

X) VINEGAR JARS VINEGAR JARS EVERYWHERE.

X) SY is still a protag thigh hugger but will still fight LBH if he becomes a potential rival in love.

X) LQG and YQY having existential crises.

X) LQG actually had a chance at getting Jiu-mei’s affection (but voila author-san became a shencest stan blame @lunariday)

X) @lunariday I LOVE BANISH THE SHADOWS.

X) Shen Jiu is the big spoon and tightly hugs Shen Yuan whenever he sleeps because he’s afraid if he lets go no one will love him again.

X) Shen Yuan learnt how to cook Tanghulu for Shen Jiu.

X) Shen Jiu loves braiding Shen Yuans hair ( he often wonders how this mf got such smooth hair)

X) “XIAO JIU XIAO JIU WHYYYY WHERE DID QI-GE GO WRONG?” (you know exactly where it got wrong man up and tell him)

X) LQG saw SJ’s hickey that SY left on him and he became jealous not that he’ll ever admit we go back to the brothel conspiracy theories.

this came out so bad Idk how to write I’m sorry I just want to see these two hug beneath a cherry blossom tree.