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Jackieboy Man: You were drunk last night.
Chase: No I wasn't.
Jackieboy Man: You started cutting pineapples at 3AM while yelling "stop hiding Spongebob! I know you're in there!"
Chase:
Chase: Did I find him though?
"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store