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Why

WHYYYYYY

😭😭😭

I was sick now I’m sad.

Me whenever Lucifer storms outta Linda’s office with a stupid way to resolve his issues…

I played cards against humanity, and these are the things I got.

Lemme know if I should do a follow up post, cuz I got more of these.

When you stay up until 8:00 am, and you have to leave the hose by 9…

Me becoming insane after watching apology tour.

(Stolas and Blitzø need to talk shit out, godamn)

I’m crying 😭

Me when someone points out the most obvious shit ever:

Like, no really??

I didn’t know bob’s dog just died!! I thought he was crying because of the fact that Ryan Reynolds is hot.

Hello beautiful, wonderful people:

In my class, we had to make a video about something really simple that we understood like the Pythagorean theorem. So the thing is if our YouTube video that we posted gets more than 200 likes we get an extra five points on a really difficult quiz that’s coming up. I will paste the video link below. Please give us a few other likes and share with anybody you know to get us more likes. We really need these grades points. Thank you so much. 

Send this to everybody you know please. It could literally be a great half dead uncle, or your cousin.

I do not care. I really want 200 likes. thank you for listening to my TED talks. i’m very motivational. 

Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:

The tape 💀💀💀

Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭

Imagine being short— *cough, cough* what??

Ah, yes the angry, dangerous spider and his cat bf.

Real

I'll admit. you really just gotta feel bad for nokt escaping stairs hell only to experience the most baffling and infuriating 5 minutes of his life

Okay, but… Sallie May…

She’s kinda…

I’m kinda into her….

I support this. This it fucking gold, tbh.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Me, realizing that angel and husk would not kiss in the first season 😭😭😭

Hahah real broo😆😆😆

When Pinterest names Vox a Samsung tv 💀💀

Like, bro, wtf did he do??

This was made 3 years ago by me on my old Pinterest account. (It was cringy af)

Now, my sister and her wife have 2 kids, and I’m over here, single. Fuck.

Let’s take a moment to admire this.

I love this

more :)

Hello y’all.

I have posted a poll. Please respond. Bye bye.