Pls Request - Blog Posts

Am gonna be very honest with you all i cannot stand most of the everymanhybrid fandom it was such a big shift for me compared to mardle hornets and yes i am aware that everymanhybrid does deal with more sensitive and intense topics in the show but that does that give people an exuse to be horroble and just generally very bad people me personally i didnt saw anything generally bad in the marble hornets fandom other then proshipping and people getting a bit wierd with the ships but thats something that hapens to bigger fandoms all the time but the emh fandom is so much i dont want to be in the same fandom spaces as nazis and racist people just because you are a fan of a caracter that dosent mean you can push belives and political views onto a caracter it really takes away the meaning of Habits caracter and how deeply well written he is and how acually he is a very smart caracter almost everything he does in the show is for a reason and i see a lot of people choosing to ignore everything just because they think he is hot yeah i think hes hot too but am not begin disgusting about i dont want people to know me only for my content about evan i will write about him but maybe later when i dont feel so grossed out with this fandom

IM GONNA GO CRAZY THE EVAN HCS WERE SO CUTE TYSM IF YOU DO ANOTHER PART I WILL BE RABID

Authors note: lucky for you sweetheart i am acually crazy and i have no life so yall are getting another part of

Evan Myers romantic headcannons

And just them begin happy because he deserves to be happy also this is gn reader agin and this one is kinda short because am out of ideas

Hes a drama queen sorry not so sorry i dont make the rules (expect i acually do)

After work or school you come home and you two just sitting at the dinner table talking about all the gossip is one of the things you two love doing the most

Always starts off with 'you know i really dont wanna say this but like....' before talking shit about a person you both dislike

Would never admit that he gossips tho (everyone knows he does)

Also words of affirmation is big on him so just tell him that you love him and hes doing a good job and everything will be good

Hes just so so much in love with you and its so cute

Lord have mercy because he is strong if you are in his way and you wont move he will just pick you up and move you out of his way

But dont get me wrong you two sit in comfortable silence very offen and he loves it its still quality time even if its just you two begin in the same

Definitelly talks about his nerdy interest like when i mean talks for such a long time but you love it because you are dating him but hes also a very good lisener especially when he knows you are very interested in the topic

when me comes home he usually just tells you all about his day with so much deteals but at the same time none at all

100% healthy and good relasonship

hi hi hi hi i’m doing requests here cause i always feel bad about doing requests on my instagram and not here

Dear People of Tumbler

i am. an idiot.

basically i decided the perfect time to start writing on here would be at the very end of my 3 week break. Stupid i know i tend to make bad decisions when it comes to time management. However, i have a solution. from now on i will only be posting on weekends and holidays (and when i’m avoiding homework)

you can still make requests during the week (info for requesting is here) but i probably won’t be able to get it out till Saturdayish.

thanks for reading!

Prompt List

Completely and utterly unorganized... deal with it

(new prompt list here)

1~ “Care to explain where you’ve been” “To you? No”

2~ “Leave. Leave right now”

3~ “i’m at the hospital...”

4~ “Don’t say that. Don’t say you care about me because i know it’s a lie.”

5~ “You look really cute in that sweatshirt”

6~ “YOU THREW IT OFF A BRIDGE!!”

7~ “Alright, you just stay right there and i’ll go collect your ransom”

8~ “Your bullshit has a body count”

9~ “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good.”

10~ “Were you ever going to tell me?”

11~ “I don’t owe you an explanation”

12~ “It’s really not that complicated”

13~ “ok so... i may or may not have blow some things up...”

14~ “Back up dickwad, i’ve got a breadstick and i’m not afraid to use it!”

15~ “Make me.”

16~ “If you don’t put a shirt on i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there.”

17~ “I dare you”

18~ “care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”

19~ “Oh yeah well that’s cause i’m actually evil... but hey on the bright side you where right about me all along!”

20~ “Don’t breath on that, it’s expensive”

21~ “hey you want anything from taco bell?” “the only thing i want is justice!” “i... i can get you nachos”

22~ “i’m running on 3 hours of sleep 2 cups of coffee and 1 f**k left to give. let’s do this.”

23~ “I can take care of myself just fine.”

24~ “Hey give me back my phone!”

25~ “I don’t deserve you”

26~ “I haven’t seen them in a long time.”

27~ “I trusted you!”

28~ “How could you do this to me? After everything we’ve been through?”

29~ “I can’t believe you actually just did that.”

30~ “Did-did you just kiss me?”

31~ “Let’s have ourselves a little chat.” “ugh... do i have to?”

32~ “I prefer it when people don’t flirt with my teammates but i guess we don’t really have a choice now do we.”

33~ “What’s in it for me.”

34~ “I wouldn’t even date myself.” “Well then your standards are impossibly high.”

35~ “Is that... a lamp?” “Irrelevant.”

36~ “Do you ever shut up.”

37~ “I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode” “75 percent?!?”

38~ “You’re the hero huh? I guess that makes me the villain.”

39~ “Don’t you dare attack me for something you were to scared to do.”

40~ “Please be quiet, i can’t even hear myself losing my will to live.”

41~ “Say that again. I dare you.”

42~ “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

43~ “H-how long have you been standing there?”

44~ “Oh, god, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall i do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

45~ “Don’t say you love me.”

46~ “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

47~ “Quit smirking at me like that, I’m serious!”

48~ “If i threw a stick at you would you leave?”

49~ “You’ll never be the man your mom is.”

50~ “Let. Me. Go.” “you know i can’t.”

51~ “We have a... complicated history.”

52~ “When are you going to realize that i don’t care.”

53~ “You could have died.” “But you would have lived! and that’s a sacrifice that i am more then willing to make.”

54~ “Hey hey hey, it’s ok i’m here. it’s just me ok, you’re safe.”

55~ “Good heart. Bad temper.”

56~ “Always expect trouble”

57~ “yeah well no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin.”

58~ “You only make that face when you’re hiding something, so i’ll ask you again. What’s going on?”

59~ “ok so um this is the demon i summoned... his name is Jerald.”

60~ “Oh hell no. im not fuckin around with that shit!”

61~ “Just take it and go.”

62~ “you really think i’m scared of you? Darling i’ve meet 4th graders scarier than you.”

63~ “I trusted you!” “well sounds like a mistake on your part.”

64~ “leave me alone.”

65~ “I don’t care about you anymore.” “i’m starting to think you never did.”

67~ “i’m going to kill you, but first i’m going to kill everyone you love. I’m going to make you suffer like i did.”

68~ “So that’s it? It’s over?”

69~ “Well... that was eventful.”

70~ “oh god it’s you.”

71~ “Yeah, well, i shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally it just happens.”

72~ “No shit Sherlock.” “Fuck off Watson.”

73~ “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you are.”

74~ “Well, i never said i didn’t care...”

75~ “You would hate me for what i did, and i couldn’t bare to see that happen.”

Can you guys send me some cove holden or howl pendragon or asra requests?? They have all my attention rn

Dashboard [feel free to request stories or HCs (a.k.a. pls request)]

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Rules:

Only Boy x Girl (No Gender Neutral requests pls)

NO SMUT (or NSFW stuff)

No people who are a) real and b) already in a relationship (Examples: Markiplier, Chris Pratt, etc.) unless the request is platonic (Example: Jacksepticeye x daughter reader)

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(Iplier Egos)

Markiplier (All platonic):

Memories (Teen Daughter reader + fluff)

Streaming Troubles (Teen Daughter reader + fluff)

Voices (Depressed Daughter reader + Angst + Fluff)

Take Your Time (Anxious Adopted Teen Daughter + fluff)

I'm Right Here (Part 2 to "Take Your Time" - fluff + angst)

Not the Same (Teen Daughter Reader + Fluff + Hint of Angst)

Illinois Jones (AHWM):

Come Back (angst+fluff)

Murderplier (ISWM p. 2):

Love: The Imaginary Dagger (ANGST):

Darkiplier:

Dance With Me (Fluff)

Yancy (AHWM + ISWM p. 2):

Behind the Pen (Fluff + a little angst)

Wilford Warfstache:

Problems (Fluff and Angst)

Googleplier:

I Will Never Hurt You

Noiriplier:

Slices of Summer

Head Engineer Mack:

Enough

(-Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney-)

Miles Edgeworth:

A Second Chance? (Angst+fluff)

Phoenix Wright:

My Hero (Slight angst+blood+fluff)

(Dragon Ball)

Goku:

I Want This.. (Angst + fluff)

Gohan:

I Can't Wait To See You Again (Fluff)

Goku Black:

I Want This.. (Angst + fluff)

(Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Jotaro Kujo:

The Song You Are (Fluff)

Until We Meet Again (Fluff)

Doppio:

My Darling (fluff and angst)

(Yugioh)

Yugi Mutou:

Card Queen

(Marvel)

Tony Stark:

One Month

Bucky Barnes:

(Un)Happy Independence Day

HEAD-CANNONS:

Iplier Egos Love Languages

Iplier Egos Favorite Non-Video Games

Iplier Egos Feelings About Physical Affection / Pet Names

Iplier Egos Relate to Encanto Songs

Iplier Egos with Pregnant Wife

Dragon Ball Males with Pregnant Wife

Dragon Ball Males with Pregnant Wife (Trunks Edition)

Want something to eat?

You’ve come to the right place! Welcome to Cafe Líght

Read more below!

First things first! My schedule

Monday - Wednesday : Request opens!

Thursday: Break day

Friday- Sunday: Will write and publish (hopefully)

Now since we’re re-opening; Requests will be fully open until September 20th!

Now here’s the menu!

Coco Crêpe - Fluff

Tiramisu - Angst

Red Velvet Cake - Semi Fluff

Salteñas - Semi Erotica

Cuñapé - Fluff to Angst

Feijoada - Angst to fluff

Moqueca - Angst/Fluff to Semi Erotica (Make sure to clarify for this one!)

Drinks

Green Tea - One-Shot

Cider - Head-Cannon

Soda - Short Story ( Usually 2 chapters)

Hot chocolate- Series’ (make sure you add a lot of details if you request a series!)

Fandoms I Write!

Sk8 The Infinity

Your Turn to Die/Yttd

Danganropa (All games)

Genshin Impact

Attack on titan

Demon Slayer

Twisted Wonderland

All child characters will be STRICTLY platonic.

That’s the end of this! I hope to see you soon!