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Since we're going to be dealing with that motherfucker for a while longer, a lot of comedians are going to have a lot of material. I remember a bit from Stephen Colbert where he would take suggestions of nicknames for Trump, and he got enough to go without saying the man's name for two years. We're gonna need something cheerful for the next few years, so you can suggest more names here.
I'm gonna post whichever suggestions I get here onto Twitter, and if there's enough attention, maybe the bit will start up again. Don't worry about being crude or dumb- Colbert let That Fucking Lunatic be a nickname he aired on CBS and YouTube, albeit bleeped out.
I'll start us off with Tramp, Il Douche, and Donnie The Wide.
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Okay this is a personal attack, it’s like my ao3 habits are following me
Omfg we need the full interview ahhh
Ben interviewed Stephen Colbert for Paley Fest, so keep an eye on The Paley Center for Media’s YouTube. Hopefully they give us the entire 90 minute interview soon.
Until then, here are some joyful shots from Ben’s Instagram and Twitter accounts to enjoy for those of you who stick to tumblr:
💙: @rejectedjokes
I make a talk show u quiz
I drew the strike force 5 guys 😀😀
spoilers ig???? Idk??
Stephen Colbert seems to know significantly more about everyone else’s show than they know about their own
John Oliver mentioning he visited that park in Boston where the cop flew down the children’s slide is amazing and has not been talked about enough
I feel like Seth didn’t say much???? Anyone else??
Jimmy Kimmel felt slightly too casual when discussing batman trying to kill him??
Jon Stewart being called the ‘Billy Preston’ of the group
Jimmy Fallon thinking onions would fix his cough?????
Jimmy getting roasted by his Uber driver in the strangest way possible
Stephen Colbert was my favourite, no reason, he just was
I’m not gonna lie, this is probably my favourite episode from Evening Urgant. This is a bit from the interview with Stephen Colbert.
What are they talking about? Stephen and Ivan are referring to the so called ‘White Nights’ (Белые ночи), which Saint-Petersburg is famous for. It’s a night when it is never properly dark. The White Nights’ season usually takes place from June 11th to July 2nd. By ‘the bridges’ Ivan meant the Palace Bridge, which draws at 1:10 AM and 3:10 AM.
A picture from Wikipedia taken in Saint-Petersburg. June 23rd, 2009, 11:49 PM
The Palace Bridge during White Nights
The original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT3VFQ8wYZg The cut version they showed at Stephen’s show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWnVV3-0wgw