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(Very minor Diakóptis chapter 28 spoiler) Was reading the new chapter of Diakóptis on ao3 and noticed a particular line that seemed.. familar. Hades knows, @farvaduvet Should any artist who agrees run perhaps? Maybe. The forth wall is non-existent. *Books it*
SHIRTLESS SLEEVELES MY DUDES
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I legit have no idea why i did this-
feel free to use it- but pls credit me ^^’
Gist: yeet your soul
Energy thrower: yeet the lasers
Elemental: yeet the fire
Necromancer: yeet death
all magical disciplines can be described using the word “yeet” prove me wrong
Cale to the white star: What's red and bad for your teeth?
WS: ...?
Cale: A brick.
Tumblr was missing a smol shocked dragon. You’re welcome, tumblr.
Leaf: is in my path
My foot: crONcH
Consistency what’s that
Anyway have a vine I redrew
The screenshot inspired me to draw Captain yeeting the star XD it had to be done
I saw this picture and thought of this-
Enjoy XD
has this been done yet
Could rlly use some cheesecake and brisket right about now…
I- hmmmmmmm
This is now a headcanon and is being used for a story, IDC!
Anakin: I have a crush.
Obi-Wan: It’s always a crush, never a therapist.
So I thought I'd share this picture I drew of König at the beach where a bunch of kids keep asking him to throw them in the water because the man is huge. And I got this idea from a tiktok video but I cannot find them. It was basically if the whole 141 plus other COD characters had a beach day and how they'd act, and I think the first slides was about Soap finding seaweed and whipping people with it.
I drew this photo but the original idea is not mine. Please don't steal my drawing, I'm super proud of it.
My mother just did the most mother thing.
She goes " Americans eat food for a very long time, even it's 6 months. Especially turkey.
I go " I am hundred percent sure that's not true lemme google it ma"
She goes " I JUST HEARD IT, JUST HEARD IT
I go " Well ma, don't spread misinformation "
She goes " IT IS TRUE THO!
I - lemme look it up then-
She literally says - I am better than Google, mothers are wayy better then google, believe me.
And this is how my mates, mothers manipulate their kids.
no >:3
Humans Are Crazy
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS
Seth everman is just a one punch man kin who loves music and we stan
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
Yknow what I appreciate??
That Spotify podcasts have a timer so that in case you fall asleep you won’t miss the rest of your podcast, at least that’s what it is for me lmao •<•
it’s been a while
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