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I'm scaring the hoes (my coworkers) by blabbering about fictional men I find attractive 💔
Me: Boy I sure do love being normal.
Limerence for fictional men who literally do not exist:
PLEASE ELLEASR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LLEASEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
we do not see enough fics of this MANNN. my beloved writers get busy cuz i'm desperate
This would work on me.
Me because I’m not mentally well:
this is what i fall asleep to at night
I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature
yall don’t know how bad i need him
rip old man hunter i just know you would LOVE fleetwood mac🗣️‼️
goodmorning to the face card that NEVER declines 🗣️
your honor i MUST see captain john price in a “kiss the cook” apron
the 141 & quotes that match them pt2
you know what’s not talked about nearly enough? HOW HOT TECH IS IN S2 EP4 WHEN HES RACING??? LIKE HELLO?? I NEED HIM??!?? SO BAD??!!??!?
shoutout 2 grumpy old dads that desperately need a hug & a kiss y’all r my fave
the armorer: grogu is too small, he cannot train yet
din: *hands on hips, points finger* FIRST of all lady, my baby can-
the 141 and quotes that match them:
yeah i’m fine (sometimes fictional characters are the only people i feel loved by)
your honor I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR
I fall in love with any fictional or celebrity man as soon as I see an edit of them I fear
and on todays episode of I’m in love with men that don’t exist
Men who are legitimately dangerous >>>
what is up every authors obsession with making the male love interest have scars
aaron warner cardan greenbriar maxon schreave rhys larsen lucien vanserra azriel shadowsinger cassian tiberias calore (cal)
please tell me if i missed some because i probably did
Reblogging bc Steb is hawt 🗣️‼️‼️
Sometimes I wonder how Steb felt as a medic having to use The Grey, whether he felt guilty and unable to refuse because Caitlyn was his superior, whether he did so reluctantly because he heard of the plans the councilors had with waging war on the undercity, whether he agreed because he figured that Jinx and Silco would cause more damage both to Piltover and the undercity—did he feel guilt afterwards hearing that Jinx wasn't captured? Did he feel responsible for the people in Piltover inhaling The Gray? Did he wonder if any innocent Zaunites were injured during the gassing? If all the people who he and the Strike Team hurt were truly evil or if they were forced into working for Silco and the Chem Barons because they didn't have any other option?
Steb is so smokin' and I'm dreaming of eating his fish stick 😋
'why does everyone care about loris/steb, they're just background character and barely had any screen time'
have you considered that other people have imagination? and that they can see good in people's faces without the need for words? that they are capable of imagining what a character would be like outside of the few scenes they're in, just from subtle expressions and details about their personality? that some of us don't need to know someone to see that they are worthy of kindness and love and attention?
have you considered that they're hot
WHY CAN'T I HYPERFIXATE ON WOMEN
I ONLY EVER HYPERFIXATE ON FICTIONAL MASCULINE PRESENTING CHARACTERS
THIS IS BULLSHIT
He‘s so babygirl
i'll find my type in every universe, but the one i exist in 😭
Love at first sight
Tw: A few swear words (fucked up etc) but it's nothing intimate just a few curses people say when they're angry.
Love at first sight was something he didn't believe in, something he didn't want to believe in. Yet, life seemed to have other plans since he'd seen you.
He wouldn't deny how incredibly cliché it sounded if he ever dared say it out loud. But, he was so madly captivated by you that it was outright stupid.
He felt like a goddamn fool but he had to admit it, it was love at first fucking sight. The way you spoke, the way you looked, the way you acted, everything was just so pretty.
He didn't even notice it at first, the way you consumed his thoughts, living in his mind rent-free. His mind always seemed to wander off, memories of what you did today replaying in his mind. The things you told him, the things he overheard you saying to your friends, and even the songs you were humming. He remembered everything, no matter how much he wanted to focus elsewhere.
He wouldn't deny how annoying it was, the way you could entrance him so easily. His face would flush red whenever he saw you smile, elated when he got to sit anywhere near you, yet so incredibly nervous too.
It wasn't even funny looking at how oblivious you were, unknowingly making him act like a madman who's lovesick for you. He would say he hated it, yet how how could he?
After all, you were just so endearing that even looking at you from afar felt like a prize. And when he got to speak to you, there was no doubt that he was over the goddamn moon.
Still, his words would play so smoothly in his mind, a small cough before he spoke, mentally rehearsing what he was going to say. Yet, for some reason he was never satisfied because his words came out so idiotically. They were either too rough, mean, or simply rude. It was either him speaking arrogantly not that he meant to or he was stuttering mess, one who fumbled his words over and over again.
Yet, he would obviously never let you know that he fucked up his words, no matter how rude or dumb they sounded. He wouldn't admit how much of a loser he was, especially because you didn't seem to notice, smiling like usual. No, he wouldn't mess up a chance with you, but that didn't mean he wouldn't be a flustered mess after stuttering.
Still, he hoped you thought about him as he thought about you. He craved you so much, so mindlessly. He wanted you to be the same as him, for you to be down bad.
He'd never let you know, but he wanted your thoughts to be consumed by him, for you to constantly day-dream about him. He wanted him to be a distraction in your life, he wanted you to experience how annoying you were.
He wanted you to experience his love for you.
"Love at first sight"
Note: I'm sorry I haven't been posting often, i've just been so drained lately and schoolwork is taking up my time. It will take time to finish requests so I hope you all can be patient.
Still, feel free to request as I'll get back to it whenever I have the time and if it is something I'm willing to write. There is a post on my blog (I think it is pinned?) which goes into detail about the rules and fandoms I write about. If you have any questions regarding it, (want to request something but don't know if I follow the fandom/will write about it etc) just do it. Try asking it as a question first if you're unsure as I will get back to it, and if I say yes then I will work on the request (even though it will take time). Please feel free to leave comments on how I can improve or any grammatical mistakes (+ etc) I made throughout my writing. Any critical feedback is appreciated, as long as it is respectful.
Ps: Thank you for reading and please like/reblog/comment etc if you enjoyed!
For pride month I think we should make some fictional men real /hj