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TSC ships I ship yall--Pt 1

Some art inspired by the new trailer ✨💕

Some art inspired by the new trailer ✨💕

- Me, reading City of Heavenly Fire

Except when I read about (too much) Clace (no offence):

One thing I desperately need in my life is a Mortal instruments fanfiction with a 'ready or not ' fusion, with the Lightwoods as the Le Domas' ...but make is Sizzy

I am literally begging...someone please write one...I have zero writing talent.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

Could not be more accurate.

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

Okay so I've had some thoughts about this, ESPECIALLY as a Simon fan. If you look at my account I think it's pretty obvious that my favourite character of all time is Simon Lewis-Lovelace-Lightwood, and alot of stuff in the newer books, including TFTSA bother me about his character. I hate how Cassie keeps trying to push him out, she killed off all his character development with George, even all the other TFTSA characters like Jon, Julie, ect, in the later book more or less ignore him and there reason for being there is cause if Jace and Clary. Simon is allowed to have friends that don't revolve around Clace. I feel like his whole asension is so forced, never once has Simon expressed anything other than being annoyed or even hateful of the Clave and Anything Shadow hunter, ( Including RAZIEL, you know the angel that dictates who survives the cup or not that more than likely despises his ass after CoLS) so him wanting to be a shadowhunter is very unlike him.

Even so he should have been George's, or even Marisols Parbati, not Clarys. Not that I think he would have one period, He's JEWISH, a huge part of that is not marking your skin, including tattoos or Runes, which Are literally burned onto your skin! I feel like Cassie writes his faith over as character convenience, and other than the star of David, it Earley mentioned.

Cassie should have explored his experience gaining his memories back and rediscovering his place in the shadow world...which as a Mundane he would have had to CARVE.HIS.WAY. INTO! Even with his status. Like his strength of of will is imaculate, and his mental strength his what got him through, and is commented on by magnus or Alec (I don't rember) in LBOTW. But if course that is shoved under the rug, to make room for Julian and Emma...and of course more Clace. The only characters That really get explored outside of Clace is Malec, and I feel like that's mostly due to there fan base. Like Simon out smarted and/or out willed, Lilith(the mother of demons!) Azazel( LUCIFERS second in command), Raziel( a fucking angel) Asmodeus,Samuel,Valentine, Sebastian, Molachi, Robert Lightwood, Jace, The Seelie Queen, Raphael Santiago...shall I continue?? He deserves respect from that alone.

Don't get me wrong I love Clace, and Climon is one of my favorite friendships, but it's not focused on outside of competition for Jace( which he wins,cause why would Simon's literally life and or sanity outway his angst??) Or plot convince to get Clary where she needs as a character ( to get closer with Jace.) Even isebelle, like I love Sizzy, but her whole personality went from being a whip welding badass, to being a shallow heartthrob, who is only with Simon. There whole relationship ship is so forced...but she needed someone to take Simon attention of Clary,(so her primary focus can one again be Jace)

My god I never meant to write this much but damn Simon Slander gets me pissed, HES FUCKING IMPORTANT AND IN PAIN ANF UNDERAPPRECIATED, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG!!!

I feel like I should mention my theory that George only died because Raziel couldn't take his grudge out on Simon, so he took it out on his BROTHER!!!

I think in the Tales, Simon was concerned that he couldn't become Clary's parabatai because he's a bit older than her and close to 18. But it was explained to him that becoming a vampire stopepd his aging, so he's still 17 and still has time to complete his training, Ascend and then take the parabatai oath.

I think CoB started with Clary's birthday but I can't remember if it was her 15th or 16th (I think 15th, because I remember my shock at how young when was lol). Considering that the whole TMI story happened in months (I really don't think it was years) and the vampire thing, he still had time.

All is possible for Clare's darlings! as long as she can play matchy matchy and pair everyone up in some way or another to play on that nostalgia factor.

Like why would Simon be parabatai with someone who's virtually a stranger to him after the memory loss curse?

Why because Clare needs everyone and everything to revolve around Clary (and by extension Jace and the SH world)!

Angel forbid Simon actually forgot all about them and lived his life as normal without having to abandon his family, friends and religion.

She even killed off George to make sure Simon could get the Lovelace last name AND didn't have to choose between him and Clary 🙄🙄🙄

It was Clary’s 16th birthday in City of Bones. As the events of The Mortal Instruments take place in 2007, and Tales takes place some months after COHF, it’s somewhere in 2008. Simon would turn 18 in October that year and Clary would turn 17 in August. And since Simon was physically stuck at the same age some time, there’s that.

Okay, they are both under 18 even if Simon didn’t manage to push through his education and ascension before October. It’s a tight schedule but conveniently Simon has a reason why Clary and Simon can happen as parabatai. It’s not exactly pushing the rules because it does fit and kind of make sense, but again, it’s convenient.

Parabatai were told to be rare, but now many characters have one after Clare got more enthusiastic about it after concocting The Infernal Devices. Before Clockwork Angel the only book in the series to use the word parabatai was City of Bones. Simon and Clary don’t feel like parabatai. I forgot they were when reading The Lost Book of the White until the line “He was standing in front of his sister and his parabatai and his parabatai’s girlfriend and her parabatai.” That’s more parabatais used than in CoA and DoG combined (which was none).

Simon continuing on with his life would’ve been good for him. Clary would’ve lost something, the story would’ve had more stakes. Simon did the heavy lifting for the plot in TMI and suffered for it. Simon got dragged into the shadow world because he didn’t want to leave Clary, but this way Clary could’ve let Simon go to live his human life with his friends and family. But who’d be Clary’s parabatai? Who’d date Isabelle?

Matchy, matchy.

I hope that when Simon and Isabelle get married, Simon takes the Lightwood name. I hate that nostalgia-baiting with the name Lovelace.

Sizzy is some of the kinkiest mother fuckers to ever exist...change my mind

What ever you do don't imagine Simon asking Alec and Jace about Shadowhunter marriage puposals, while at the same time Izzy's asking Clary about the Mundane traditions, cause they both want to purpose and stereotypical gender roles don't effect them.

I want a Sizzy serial killer AU fic. I can't write fics, someone write one and tag me pls!

My Shadowhunter Chronicles LGBTQ Head-Cannons

Simon - is 100% Pansexual, like he literally dosent care at all, he just thinks people are pretty, definitely experimented with He/They pronouns at some point. Not for me personally but I LOVE the thought of him being Trans...it would just add a whole new level to the books, plus him and Diana?? They would have the most chotic friendship and just vibe. Alec won't let them be alone together after they almost killed a bunch of homophobic/transphobic clave members, cause neither if them take any shit.

Isabelle - Have to do her next cause cause Sizzy = life. She's definitely Demi something, Demi Romantic or Demi sexual. Was most likely very confused an frustrated with herself( that why she dated around but nothing stuck.) She didn't know it existed until Clary explained it l, when she was confused about what she felt for Simon after Edom.

Alec - I read a fic where he was a hermaphrodite (intersex) and it was so good! And you know Magnus our 'Free Wheeling Bisexual' would be nothing but supportive. He didn't know pride was a think and was very confused when Simon asked if he was going. He got scared by all the people flirting with him and basically hid behind Magnus the whole time. It was adorable.

Clary - Clary is the type of bisexual who doesn't tell any one she's bi, not because she embarrassed, but she just kinda assumes everyone knows( they don't, she comes off as straight.) Gets offended when people assume she's straight. Is very confused about They/Them, She/They, He/ They pronouns, she trys but just can't understand them, very supportive non the less!

Jace - He was bicourus for a little while, experimented a bit ( with Clary knowledge of course,) but ultimately decided he's heterosexual. One day he realized that hes the only straight in the TMI gang and just being completely done, accepted his role as the token straight of the group.

Maia - honestly does not care what she is, doesn't use and sorta of labels out side of not straight. Uses She/They pronouns, the type to get into a conversation with a homophobe and drop the ' you know I'm not straight right?' Half way through.

Rafael Lightwood-Bane - started questioning around 14-15. Relised he was somewhere along the ace spectrum and went to talk to his aunt Izzy cause she's also on it, and wanted to ask about it. He walked in on her and Simon were in the middle of some not so vanilla things and now jokes that they scared him ace, Alec agrees, walking in in them is scary, he's done it too.

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy

Magnus using "they've been through some stuff" to excuse the TMI gang for doing weird stuff only they would do, has unlocked something in me I didn't know I needed

This is all you need to know about TMI Gang

I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.

I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

Just like to say the Simon Lewis is and always will be one of my favorite characters of all time

AJDJSHFSH SIMON IS REALLY OUT HERE THREATENING AN ANGEL WITH PERMANENT ANNOYANCE

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

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Lord Montgomery

“Everybody knows you are a devil with the ladies, with your poetically puffed shirt and irresistible pants…”

“Lord Montgomery considers nothing but his own desires. I’ll tell you something else. Lord Montgomery has a very large estate… and pretty extensive grounds too.”

Simon as I see him

Forever disappointed by my ability to draw glasses.

My favourite piece of fan art ever.

Loving every version of him♥️

Does anyone else wonder how Izzy’s alcoholism-adjacent habits will play out in her relationship with Simon, whose mother was an alcoholic? He spend his formative years around alcohol abuse, I wonder how the dynamic will affect him and how the two of them deal with it. I would request a fic but I unfortunately do not know where to do so (despair, sadness).

Izzy lightwood fashion game fanart