Thee Kiddos

Me: Under waters plant for two weeks Plant: thriving Me: waters plant once Plant for the next 2 months: I'm dying of thirst!

Arthur: Merlin is the worst servant in the world Uther: He is, you need to fire him, maybe George will do better Arthur: Uther: Arthur: Uther: Arthur: (Aggressively) No

Damn, you good, bro?

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

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[Arthur and Gwen courting]

Leon: So you like her, huh?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur and Merlin flirting]

Leon: So you like him now?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen dating]

Leon: I don't get it, who do you like? Girls? Boys?

Arthur: *grabs him by the shoulders* YES!

Arthur: Marry me.

Merlin: …is that a question? Or do I just show up to the wedding?

I'm waiting in the bathroom next to my class that doesn't start for 50 minutes. I love college

So, are you "chronically late" neurodivergent OR "overcompensates for the fact that I have no concept of time by being ridiculously early" neurodivergent?

chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins